Curious question.....

nightcaller32

Do penis pumps actually work, one was bought for me as a joke for my stag night and i've been curious to try it........:o

Serious replies please..........:D

SV

Only one way to really find out..

truecrippler

nightcaller32 wrote: »

Do penis pumps actually work, one was bought for me as a joke for my stag night and i've been curious to try it........:o

Serious replies please..........:D

Yes, just insert the nozzle into your japper and pump away. I have a bike penis kit here in case you get a puncture and need to patch up.

nightcaller32

Yea but in fairness i cant see how they work, and i feel a bit stupid to try it........

nightcaller32

truecrippler wrote: »

Yes, just insert the nozzle into your japper and pump away. I have a bike penis kit here in case you get a puncture and need to patch up.

Smartass........!!!!!!!

Steve

Do penis pumps actually work

Depends on your definition of 'work'

Are you talking milking or enlargrment?


*not that I'd know

marcsignal

Email this weatherman, it looks like he's been using one

http://beerpla.net/wp-content/uploads/futurecast-penis.jpg

nightcaller32

stevec wrote: »

Depends on your definition of 'work'

Are you talking milking or enlargrment?


*not that I'd know

Enlargement........

bronte

Do you um needto use one op?

flanum

pics or gtfo, oh and i use "yorema" as a penis pump!

Steve

nightcaller32 wrote: »

Enlargement........

I wouldn't know then, sorry.

If flutterinbantam reads this then I'm sure he'd have a good suggestion.

nightcaller32

flanum wrote: »

pics or gtfo, oh and i use "yorema" as a penis pump!

Clever aren't you...........

nightcaller32

stevec wrote: »

I wouldn't know then, sorry.

If flutterinbantam reads this then I'm sure he'd have a good suggestion.

Thanks Steve....... as i said i'm just curious, i've never actually heard of anyone using one..

nightcaller32

bronte wrote: »

Do you um needto use one op?

Not really, my wife to be seems to think im fine, it does what its meant to hahaha........

Steve

nightcaller32 wrote: »

Thanks Steve....... as i said i'm just curious, i've never actually heard of anyone using one..

Honestly and no offence intended, AH is probably the worst place on boards you could have posted this. Be prepared for a lot of silly comments and (possibly but improbable) few serious ones.

There's a sex and sexuality forum where you'll get serious answers but you need to subscribe to get access.

nightcaller32

stevec wrote: »

Honestly and no offence intended, AH is probably the worst place on boards you could have posted this. Be prepared for a lot of silly comments and (possibly but improbable) few serious ones.

There's a sex and sexuality forum where you'll get serious answers but you need to subscribe to get access.

Yea i'm starting to realize that now, thanks anyway....... :rolleyes:

Dub13

Penis Pumps,After Hours,Late at night and you are asking for Serious replies....:D:D

Good Luck with that.

eVeNtInE

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flanum

stevec wrote: »

but you need to subscribe to get access.

what:eek:? and how exactly does one subscribe?? does it cost money? ya know..erm.. i might have a "friend" that would be interested in this forum you speak of!

Dub13

Is it a cheap lidli/aldi pump or a good M&S one...?

Steve

flanum wrote: »

what:eek:? and how exactly does one subscribe?? does it cost money? ya know..erm.. i might have a "friend" that would be interested in this forum you speak of!

STFU ya scabby cavan fecker...:D

PM me your cc details and I'll sort it.

Steve

nightcaller32 wrote: »

Yea i'm starting to realize that now, thanks anyway....... :rolleyes:

Welcome to boards btw, baptism of fire!!! don't be put off, we're all nice - really....

nightcaller32

hahaha......... sounds lads....... bad timing i guess........ catch you all later.........

Dub13

nightcaller32 wrote: »

hahaha......... sounds lads....... bad timing i guess........ catch you all later.........

Dont pump to Hard....;)

nightcaller32

your all fine, i'm not that easly offended..............

nightcaller32

Dub13 wrote: »

Dont pump to Hard....;)

Jesus orignal please..............:D

monkeyfudge

They do work apparently.. but the effect is very temporary..

JC 2K3

NOOO!!!!

It'll EXPLODE!!!!

Jigsaw

Forget about the auld oenis pump. Just f**k women's opinions. That id=s the conventional way of doing things.

Just have a hard cock. `I hear women prefer the girth to the length

Im_No_Superman

nightcaller32 wrote: »

Do penis pumps actually work, one was bought for me as a joke for my stag night and i've been curious to try it........:o

Serious replies please..........:D

Sure it was! :pac:

FX Meister

I started off with 1 inch erect and after 2 months of everyday pump use I'm up to 1.8 inches.

Dub13

I would say he is pumping away now like a banshee on speed.

Jigsaw

Good work you gnome.

Borneo Fnctn

Give it a crack. Pump your stump.

AlmightyCushion

flanum wrote: »

pics or gtfo, oh and i use "yorema" as a penis pump!

Enough of the yore ma jokes flanum. I won't warn you again.

Jigsaw

Couldn't agree more - the :YOUR MOTHER" posts are getting tiresome. For th record, my mum can swim.

truecrippler

Try it on one of your sleeping friends and see if it works.

Jigsaw

truecrippler wrote: »

Try it on one of your sleeping friends and see if it works.

It won't, but if you try it on yore ma it just might work by god.

Forget about using the pump supplied, attach it to the hoover :eek:

Never used one, never needed to

From what I understand, the theory is that you place the tube over your penis and pump out the air, more blood flows in and it appears larger for a while.

For rapis results, forget about using the pump supplied, attach it to the hoover :eek: