Who wants to be a moderator and take over the Forum Universe

dragonlayer

Why would you be a moderator??

What would you moderate?

orestes

I'd moderate your ma, cos she's cheaper than hookers and it would leave me with more money for the coke

FunkZ

OP, get your mother to PM me, not for the mod job though

Sherifu

Welcome to boards.

kowloon

I'm already the moderator of the forum in my head where everyone agrees with my opinions and I'm well known by the ladies as a legedary lover and slayer of zombies.

Caoimhín

kowloon wrote: »

I'm already the moderator of the forum in my head where everyone agrees with my opinions and I'm well known by the ladies as a legedary lover and slayer of zombies.

I was too but then the CIE/EU/National Lottery took control of my mind.

andrew

I'd like to mod....but come to think of it, whats the point?

andrew

andrew wrote: »

I'd like to mod....but come to think of it, whats the point?

It's worth it for No Pants Friday.

Overheal

mmmmmm............universe forum...............

tSubh Dearg

Myth wrote: »

It's worth it for No Pants Friday.

Too true! The coke and hookers are also a plus point.

copacetic

Myth wrote: »

It's worth it for No Pants Friday.

ffs myth, no matter how many times you forget your pants we still aren't going to fall for it..

The Artist

i would love to mod
1.Body Modification forum.
i think i'll be good at that subject and i have a good knowledge on tattoos.
2. Animals and pets forum.
As i love all kinds of animals(like snyper:p)
3. A bouncer forum (if theres one?)
Doing this for years.
4.Films forum.
Asi know quite a bit about films(not porno!)
PM me if anyones to take me up on these forums
Thankyou:D

Davidius

I'd mod every forum and delete all posts that disagreed with my opinion.
Good question!

Overheal

meh id mod anywhere i was asked to but ive since given up asking

MizzLolly

The Ladies Lounge.

There'd be no bitching, no sarcasm (unless humourous) and no repetitiveness!

(though, I think there's already one pretty fair mod there, Windsock if I remember correctly)

AckwelFoley

id like to moderate a forum for erectile disfunction.

Ive always wanted to meet pele.

Zaph

MizzLolly wrote: »

The Ladies Lounge.

There'd be no bitching, no sarcasm (unless humourous) and no repetitiveness!

(though, I think there's already one pretty fair mod there, Windsock if I remember correctly)

Ahem. :cool:

MizzLolly

It goes without saying that Zaph is a legend...:cool:

Zaph

MizzLolly wrote: »

It goes without saying that Zaph is a legend...:cool:

My new favourite poster

kowloon

MizzLolly wrote: »

It goes without saying that Zaph is a legend...:cool:

Too late, your official permaban certificate, the p45 of the boards, is in the post.

Will

Alan Ford wrote: »

i would love to mod
1.Body Modification forum.
i think i'll be good at that subject and i have a good knowledge on tattoos.

Will keep you in mind Alan... NOT!

MizzLolly

Zaph wrote: »

My new favourite poster

Wooohooo...

kowloon wrote: »

Too late, your official permaban certificate, the p45 of the boards, is in the post.

:mad: grrrr... Shhhhh...

KnifeWRENCH

I'd moderate the Mustard forum, and slowly and subtely turn it into a hardcore porn forum.
No-one would even notice until the transformation was complete :cool:

Davidius

square_igloo wrote: »

I'd moderate the Mustard forum, and slowly and subtely turn it into a hardcore porn forum.
No-one would even notice until the transformation was complete :cool:

How about you moderate a hardcore porn forum and turn it into a mustard forum?

taidghbaby

square_igloo wrote: »

I'd moderate the Mustard forum, and slowly and subtely turn it into a hardcore porn forum.
No-one would even notice until the transformation was complete :cool:

i'd moderate the square igloo building forum and slowly turn it into a round igloo building forum!!;)

kowloon

How about a hardcore mustard forum?

Gone West

Please PM me answers to the following questions, and I will see what moderating roles are available and suitable for you.

Ah yes [interested user], thank you for your offer [to become a mod]. If could just answer the following questions:

1. Do you have experience in a leadership position (manager in McDonalds doesn't count)?
2. Do you often have maniacal thoughts of world domination?
3. Do you often arrive home late at night, drunk out of your skull, go on to the boards and have the urge to call people names and then give out tons of karma, before puking up on your keyboard?'
4. Do you wear a tin-foil hat?
5. Can you speak fluent |33t5p3@k?
6. Have you taped up your windows to prevent sunlight from obscuring your monitor?
7. Can your trouser legs be easily rolled up?
8. Do you feel that somehow you are out of place and that somewhere there is a group of people that feel the same and that you can relate to and find some meaning in the world without the need for worldly goods?

http://www.boards.ie/gathering/amptest.jpg

The Artist

Wilburt wrote: »

Will keep you in mind Alan... NOT!

:rolleyes::eek::mad:

Gone West

No Alan I do not know what Nemesis means, please enlighten me.

The Artist

FuzzyLogic wrote: »

No Alan I do not know what Nemesis means, please enlighten me.

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cnut... me.;)

Dragan

Alan Ford wrote: »

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cnut... me.;)

You lack the delivery of your name sake, but good effort nonetheless! :pac:

The Artist

Dragan wrote: »

You lack the delivery of your name sake, but good effort nonetheless! :pac:

thankyou Dragan.
Good effort indeed.

Will

You'l never be a mod with that kind of attitude Alan :pac:

Reku

Take it I'm the only one who when reading the shortened version of the topic title: "Who wants to be a moderator" has been left imagining a rewrite of "Who needs the quickymart"?:o

The Artist

Wilburt wrote: »

You'l never be a mod with that kind of attitude Alan :pac:

:p

MorrisORegan

i should mod because im clever and billiant and sexy and smart and gorgeous and other stuff. oh, lets not forget modest.

plus i want to ban people.

Will

farohar wrote: »

Take it I'm the only one who when reading the shortened version of the topic title: "Who wants to be a moderator" has been left imagining a rewrite of "Who needs the quickymart"?:o

Yes, yes you are... it sounds more like who wants to be a millionaire, but then again we aren't paid ;_;

baby_blu

is there an underwear forum?

Id mod it just cos no one would use it.

Hence less work for me:p

The Artist

baby_blu wrote: »

is there an underwear forum?

Id mod it just cos no one would use it.

Hence less work for me:p

Mens or Wimmins
Mens no!
Wimmins yes.

Reku

baby_blu wrote: »

is there an underwear forum?

Id mod it just cos no one would use it.

Hence less work for me:p

Apply to mod this one, no-one uses it either.