Mr Hit me.

AckwelFoley

Out last night.. great laugh..

Went into a second pub there, and my brother in law met his friend.. i arrived a few seconds after them and immedialy was asked by my brother in law to hit his friend.. not as in HEY HIT HIM! more.. pointing to his shoulder... and the friend which i never met asked me to hit him.. poining to the back of his shoulder.. i said no.. he said hit me! Seriously.. hit me! eh ok...

So to avoid injury i hit him wham! with my open hand.. he fell about 2 foot infront of me off the emergency exit door.. with me its either 1 or 10... there is generally no in between measures.. and this guy was over 6 foot so i presumed he could take it

He winced in pain.. and wouldnt look at me.. got really pissd off.. i sad well sorry mate.. but u insisted.. here what u drinking.. il buy u a pint.. wouldnt answer me... so feeling a litle bit guilty i went to the bar and got him is tipple.. vodka and red bull.. went back to him.. here sorry about that.. no hard feelings.. he wouldnt look at me.. im not taking a drink from you he said in a stern voice.. eh ok.. so i downed the drink and left the glass on the counter.. went off to chat a few wimmens... i at this point became a little pissed off by the thing.. i told the gob****e i didnt want to hit him.. then he gets prickly when he cant take it...

eh.. anyway, about an hour later.. he bought me a pint and said eh no hard feelings.. i said no problems .. (you whinging little bitch)

Moral of the story.

Becareful what you ask for..

Useless AH threads ftw.

Sherifu

A snyper thread. /me clicks

I'm always envious of your drunken adventures.

Davidius

OK.

AckwelFoley

Sherifu wrote: »

A snyper thread. /me clicks

I'm always envious of your drunken adventures.

It got worse... nothing to do with the above issue

it involved the worse freudian slip imaginable.. comming out of my mouth..

Davidius

That's our snyper! Call the police!

Sherifu

snyper wrote: »

It got worse... nothing to do with the above issue

it involved the worse freudian slip imaginable.. comming out of my mouth..

Divulge.

Zzippy

snyper wrote: »

It got worse... nothing to do with the above issue

it involved the worse freudian slip imaginable.. comming out of my mouth..

Go on then, tell us.....

AckwelFoley

... *clears throat..*

last toime i burried the baldy lad previous to the last "thing" i was with was quite a few weeks.. we are talking double digits here..

So to explain why i had sex with the rather plump ginger lass.. i ment to say..

"i was die'in to cock something"

what i said...

"im die'in for cock"

Rather long period of laughter followed from all parties.

Im thinking that may be the reson i hit that guy so hard... to reconfirm my sexualty in some neanderthol fahion

Tar.Aldarion

I got asked to hit a friend before over and over, puched him in the stomach. The ground is a good place for them to think about these things. Don't feel bad about it.

The Artist

Your a nutter snyper:D

davyjose

I can only imagine the sort of fuppin eejit your BIL's mate is. Ah he was just trying to be the zany, craaazy dude, and you made a show of him. Good on ya. You should have clocked him again when he wouldn't take the drink of you.

FunkZ

Fair play snyper, these scumbags are just asking to be hit. And people rarely do it, he got what he wanted!

/Adrian Kennady caller over =D

Wertz

I want my 30 seconds back...oh and a VnRB if you're buying....no you can't hit me.

one-angry-dwarf

snyper wrote: »

.. with me its either 1 or 10... there is generally no in between measures..
He winced in pain...
... so i downed the drink and left the glass on the counter.. went off to chat a few wimmens...

Becareful what you ask for..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCCk_t1c620

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

FunkZ

one-angry-dwarf wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCCk_t1c620

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

I love it!

Gone West

nick nacks

AckwelFoley

FuzzyLogic wrote: »

nick nacks

Not even close

metaoblivia

You should have recorded it and posted it on youtube so the whole world could enjoy his humiliation. :pac:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QA6s7p-zU8

The Artist

metaoblivia wrote: »

You should have recorded it and posted it on youtube so the whole world could enjoy his humiliation. :pac:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QA6s7p-zU8

goes to show that women can PUNCH.
she knocked the dude out on that video.
im gonna have to hire her for my job!

Loopy

I was at a party last nite and these 2 guys started having a 'messy scrap' out the back garden.

I was watching with interest, they started hitting each other real hard and neither wanted to loose face and back down cos there was a crowd starting to form.

WTF Someone eventually broke it up and they laughed and shook hands. I'd say they were both black and blue today. I just dont understand that..

chuci

snyper you mad just mad

AckwelFoley

metaoblivia wrote: »

You should have recorded it and posted it on youtube so the whole world could enjoy his humiliation. :pac:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QA6s7p-zU8

Im a pretty big lad..

Drunken party thing i sometimes do is let people hit me in the stomach pretty stupid considering its what killed Houdini.. but..

Of all the men women and children.. the hardest ive ever been hit was by a girl.. albeit a big one..


.. and no Mairt.. if you read this.. this is not an invitation for you to judo punch me in the gut. i do have some sence.

Mossy Monk

metaoblivia wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QA6s7p-zU8

Good to see idiots get knocked down.

nomorebadtown

jesus op youre so big and strong and an all round top guy by the sounds of it.

AckwelFoley

nomorebadtown wrote: »

jesus op youre so big and strong and an all round top guy by the sounds of it.

Your sarcam needs to be a little more discreet to be amusing.

Davidius

This reminds me of how people can't seem to knock me onto the floor without physically pulling me down.

And I'm small! :pac:

taidghbaby

snyper wrote: »

Out last night.. great laugh..

Went into a second pub there, and my brother in law met his friend.. i arrived a few seconds after them and immedialy was asked by my brother in law to hit his friend.. not as in HEY HIT HIM! more.. pointing to his shoulder... and the friend which i never met asked me to hit him.. poining to the back of his shoulder.. i said no.. he said hit me! Seriously.. hit me! eh ok...

So to avoid injury i hit him wham! with my open hand.. he fell about 2 foot infront of me off the emergency exit door.. with me its either 1 or 10... there is generally no in between measures.. and this guy was over 6 foot so i presumed he could take it

He winced in pain.. and wouldnt look at me.. got really pissd off.. i sad well sorry mate.. but u insisted.. here what u drinking.. il buy u a pint.. wouldnt answer me... so feeling a litle bit guilty i went to the bar and got him is tipple.. vodka and red bull.. went back to him.. here sorry about that.. no hard feelings.. he wouldnt look at me.. im not taking a drink from you he said in a stern voice.. eh ok.. so i downed the drink and left the glass on the counter.. went off to chat a few wimmens... i at this point became a little pissed off by the thing.. i told the gob****e i didnt want to hit him.. then he gets prickly when he cant take it...

eh.. anyway, about an hour later.. he bought me a pint and said eh no hard feelings.. i said no problems .. (you whinging little bitch)

Moral of the story.

Becareful what you ask for..

Useless AH threads ftw.

Snyper im starting a campaign for ALL soccer players to undergoe "anti-handbags treatment" so that when they "square up" to one another they'll actually throw a punch or at least something approaching one, and not the childish overpaid sh1t we currently have!!

would you like to teach the class??

Rb

Good.. story.. snyper.. what.. a.. crazy.. bastard..

AckwelFoley

Rb wrote: »

Good.. story.. snyper.. what.. a.. crazy.. bastard..

yes... its... easier .. to ... type .. it .. this way... when.. one... has ... a.. hangOver

The Artist

QUOTE=snyper;56256532Im a pretty big lad..

i thought ye 5'1":p

Davidius

Davidius wrote: »

This reminds me of how people can't seem to knock me onto the floor without physically pulling me down.

Your attempt at hijacking Snyper's thread has not gone unnoticed. Piss off and start your own.

Snyper.....you rock.

Davidius

Deleted User wrote: »

Your attempt at hijacking Snyper's thread has not gone unnoticed. Piss off and start your own.

Yeah but I'm only taking a beginner's course in hijacking so I thought that the fact that one person noticed was progress.

I've never started a thread for a reason you know! :pac:

KhuntChops

Snyper.............. Hay there Big Boy x x x *flutters eyelashes*

LouOB

maybe he meant to hit him with your rythmn stick?

pickarooney

Or thought you looked like a croupier.