Is IBTL the new shouting out car windows at cyclists?

pickarooney

Just wondering, which exact synaptic fart is responsible for either of the above. I mean, what class of imbecile, and you know you are legion, goes around clod-hopping into any thread he can persuade his unopposable thumbs to click on and type

In before the lock

and then leave, no doubt with snot coursing up his face towards blood-blown eyeballs after attempting to sneeze with his eyes open?

At least yore ma is occasionally witty, in a prat-fall-with-a-spinning-bow-tie way.

Fringe

In before the lock

Sherifu

ibtl.

Call Me Jimmy

Ireland beated teh lisb0n

TequilaMockingBird

Fringe wrote: »

In before the lock

Cool post.






A doctor maybe?

Steve

I saw yore ma cycling home last night before she fell off the bike and broke her snot. It was on the canal - just before the lock.

KnifeWRENCH

In Russia, lock in before YOU

Yore bike.

my new bike. Shouting at bad drivers > shouting at bad cyclists.

eVeNtInE

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CHD

moaner

FlutterinBantam

I was driving along Fairview today and this heavy dude was cycling ahead taking up a fair bit of road.

Pulled up alongside and shouted out the window,"Shift yer fat arse you fat flabby cnunt and let people use the fcukin road"

gassed the motor a bit and away, but suddenly noticed a ped crossing, some gook pressed the button and look in the fcukin mirror and Heavy Hole is pedalling furiously and gaining rapidly with a fcukin bad look on his clock.

Slight panic for The Flutt,:o but fugg this and bombed thru the red and away.

Sorry if it was you who was crossing.

Steve

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

funny story..

WOW a hole post from FB without any reference to faecal matter - what's boards coming to

Call Me Jimmy

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

some gook

That's a bit racial!

FlutterinBantam

Who'd have thunk it

pickarooney

stevec wrote: »

WOW a hole post from FB without any reference to faecal matter - what's boards coming to

He's getting subtler - "slight panic" being a well known euphemism for being submerged in a suitfull of one's own poop.

FlutterinBantam

heh heh ... not too far off the mark tbh:D

trout

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

I was driving along Fairview today and this heavy dude was cycling ahead taking up a fair bit of road.

Pulled up alongside and shouted out the window,"Shift yer fat arse you fat flabby cnunt and let people use the fcukin road"

What time was this ? What colour top was this 'heavy dude' wearing ?

*squints at FlutterinBantam*

Capt'n Midnight

If you leave your bike parked in Dublin you need a good lock.

Adam

pickarooney wrote: »

Just wondering, which exact synaptic fart is responsible for either of the above. I mean, what class of imbecile, and you know you are legion, goes around clod-hopping into any thread he can persuade his unopposable thumbs to click on and type

In before the lock

and then leave, no doubt with snot coursing up his face towards blood-blown eyeballs after attempting to sneeze with his eyes open?

At least yore ma is occasionally witty, in a prat-fall-with-a-spinning-bow-tie way.

I think you just need a hug

eVeNtInE

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longshanks

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

That's a bit racial!

ibelievethecorrecttermisracialistic

flanum

the most boring thread ever? anybody remember the original post? FAIL

Guy:Incognito

In before lock/slow slide down the pages.

Steve

there should be a point when an AH mod can say fuck it and flick a switch that allows cat pictures. This thread is a perfect example.

Jigsaw

Why are people arsed about being in before the lock?

Because they clearly are or else they wouldn't post saying IBTL.

Answers please.

eVeNtInE

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Adam

Jigsaw wrote: »

Why are people arsed about being in before the lock?

Because they clearly are or else they wouldn't post saying IBTL.

Answers please.

Based on your presence, ibtl tbh.

:pac:

Sherifu

Jigsaw wrote: »

Why are people arsed about being in before the lock?

Because they clearly are or else they wouldn't post saying IBTL.

Answers please.

You've become bitter.

Call Me Jimmy

Yea I can't see this thread lasting now. Jigsaw ye ruined it.

Davidius

I'm not too sure what your problem is but like most problems I recommend you solve it by bombing the hell out of it.

eVeNtInE

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Jigsaw

Mr Crystal wrote: »

I feel sorry for jigsaw. One drunken night and he has to put up with all this

I'm only tipsy tonight so I have no excuse tonight. I was just wondering why people post ibtl.

I'm not bitter either. Well I am, but it is not related to anything that went on in the early hours or Friday morning.

Call Me Jimmy

Aye I feel like a bit of a bully... except my life's terrible and having a laugh at his expense brightens up my miserable existence a small bit.

eVeNtInE

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FlutterinBantam

trout wrote: »

What time was this ? What colour top was this 'heavy dude' wearing ?

*squints at FlutterinBantam*

Around 11 am dude was wearing a blue sleeveless top and blue shorts.

Had three creases on the back of his head and a goatee beard.

Looked like a fairly mean sum'beetch to be honest.

definitely not yourself Mr. Trout.

trout

Nah ... I am far too classy to wear a sleeveless top.

I have been known to cycle in & around Fairview ... so if you happen to see a "heavy dude" struggling to make good time, or even maintain a straight line in traffic ... have a little empathy. :cool:

FlutterinBantam

I most certainly will.

Have learned a lesson here,almost packed the panties tbh.

Won't happen again, well not in traffic anyway.


Ps.. You are not a 3 crease man surely??:eek:

trout

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Ps.. You are not a 3 crease man surely??:eek:

Mebbe

biko

If you get sex before you're too locked.
IBTL

FlutterinBantam

trout wrote: »

Mebbe

:eek::eek:

Ree spect

Wertz

It's back seat modding. People pointing out that they are of the opinion that the thread should or will be locked as soon as a mod sees it...a sort of nelson haha at the thread's original poster before the fact. Seen it on forumns for as long as I've been using them...it's certainly not a boards original...
Seriously though, who gives a sh*t? It's just more ignorable meaningless sets of binary characters on your screen.

Adam

Wertz wrote: »

It's back seat modding. People pointing out that they are of the opinion that the thread should or will be locked as soon as a mod sees it...a sort of nelson haha at the thread's original poster before the fact. Seen it on forumns for as long as I've been using them...it's certainly not a boards original...
Seriously though, who gives a sh*t? It's just more ignorable meaningless sets of binary characters on your screen.

http://cache.bordom.net/images/f9cc829ae0b529241778cbc6134fbbcc.jpg

Wertz

Ah an internet serious business pic....how insightful and apt.

Davidius

Wertz wrote: »

Ah an internet serious business pic....how insightful and apt.

Despite the fact that Wertz here sounds sarcastic, (s)he is really being honest.

Sherifu

http://file045a.bebo.com/1/original/2008/06/14/10/50631471a8019879647o.jpg

Slidey

[url="http://finickypenguin.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/1161451564593.jpg']i see the light[/url]

Wertz

Yes there certainly is a lot of honest sarcasm being overlooked in this thread. I for one welcome that and would like to emphasise my feeling with a suitably funny captioned picture and/or an interweb acronym.

Adam

Witty acronyms ftw!

Sherifu

Oh Wertz, you're my hero. *swoons*

Wertz

If posters on this thread would like to continue their hero worship they may contribute to my new paypal fund, the proceeds of which will go toward the design and creation of a bespoke cape, mask and boots ensemble and possibly a suitably high pedestal for veneration by lesser posters...

Paypal: wertzftw@aol.com

flanum

i lick cats. snot. this is ghey! cats laugh out loud. i practised my typing here. roma gypsies and niggardly black people.