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Mary Had a little lamb

  • 14-06-2008 3:05pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭


    Mary Had a little lamb
    And tied her to a pylon
    1000 volts shot up her arse
    And turned her wool to nylon!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,594 ✭✭✭forbairt


    Mary had a little lamb ...



    ...




    ...



    with mint sauce :D


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,596 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Mary had a little lamb,
    we've heard that tale before.
    But then she passed her plate along,
    and had a little more.


    When Mary had a little lamb,
    the doctor cried and cried.
    Then Old McDonald had a farm,
    and the poor man nearly died.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,762 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Mary had a little lamb,
    She also had a duck.
    She put them on the bed one night
    To see if they would f...
    ....all off.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Politics Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 12,110 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dizzyblonde


    Mary had a little bear,
    Her father didn't mind.
    And everywhere that Mary went
    You could see her bear behind.........



    Mary had a little lamb,
    Her father shot the shepherd.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭rocky25


    Mary had a little Lamb,
    Whose foot was full of soot,
    And into Mary's Bread and Jam,
    His sooty foot he put.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Mary had a little Lamb,
    Full of tricks and trollicks,
    One day it tried to jump a fence,
    And fell and broke it's Knee.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Mary had a little Lamb,
    She also had a cat,
    Along came Tommy Cooper,
    And killed them "Just Like That"


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 100 ✭✭Dee369369


    Mary had a little lamb
    her midwive died of shock


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Mahatma coat


    mary had a little lamb
    it had a touch of collic
    she gave it whiskey twice a day
    and now its alcoholic.

    and to mix things up a bit wit nursery rhymes

    Old mother hubbard
    went to the Cupboard
    to fetch her poor doggie a bone
    when she bent over
    her doggie came over
    and gave her a bone of his own.

    :D:D:D:D:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭Slidey


    Mary had a little lamb
    Her father shot it dead,
    And now it goes to school with her
    Between two lumps o bread


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭rocky25


    Old mother hubbard
    went to the Cupboard
    to fetch her poor doggie a bone
    when she bent over
    her doggie came over
    and gave her a bone of his own.

    :D:D:D:D:D

    He He good one:D

    It was in a funny song in the mid 70s called BIG7,
    one of a number of brilliant songs by the Great Judge Dread



    Hear's a link for it, also check his verson of Je T'Aime, classic;)

    http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=UY_xOEwI7Uw&feature=related

    He passed on a few years ago, May his Bone rest in peace....Amen:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 994 ✭✭✭Carrigart Exile


    Mary had a little lamb
    Her Father shot it dead
    Now Mary goes to school with it
    between two hunks of bread


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