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Where would you seek out zombies to destroy

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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,835 ✭✭✭unreggd


    No no you've gotten it all wrong

    Its not about seeking out zombies

    Its about survival, when theres no other way out


  • Registered Users Posts: 196 ✭✭kenneths


    PRACTISE FOR THE REAL THING MAYBE ????:confused::p


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,930 ✭✭✭Martron


    it is all about survival but if it means there is less enemies for me to survive against i reckon i would do a bit of hunting ( for sh1ts and giggles)

    now going by what all the films say its where ppl have a really distinct memory of. so thats everywhere so. if they are not ****1ng with your house go out with a ball of weapons. but take uch an arse about face route home that noone will follow you..........

    on a personally note i would go to dundrum and any stupid lookin b1tch wearing ugg boots is going to get it ywice in the face......... with the spas 12


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    In a pre-emptive strike in the coming zompocolypse I have taken to raiding cemateries at night and digging up corpses and dismembering them


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,930 ✭✭✭Martron


    orestes wrote: »
    In a pre-emptive strike in the coming zompocolypse I have taken to raiding cemateries at night and digging up corpses and dismembering them


    its ok you can say you are an archeoligist


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Martron wrote: »
    its ok you can say you are an archeoligist

    That might explain the shovel, but probably not the chainsaw


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,930 ✭✭✭Martron


    orestes wrote: »
    That might explain the shovel, but probably not the chainsaw
    its ok its speed archeology!!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,082 ✭✭✭lostexpectation


    Martron wrote: »
    its ok its speed archeology!!!!!

    You must work for the NRA.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,289 ✭✭✭dresden8


    It's the NRA that protects our rights to shoot a zombie in the head. With machine-guns. And artillery.

    All hail the NRA!


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,930 ✭✭✭Martron


    In ireland the NRA means (national roads authourity) in the states its the National rifles association.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    I'd go to the City Centre, that's were most people will become victims because you wouldn't be able to tell the diffrence between a zombie and a normal person, especially if you're outside Central Bank


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,082 ✭✭✭lostexpectation


    unreggd wrote: »
    No no you've gotten it all wrong

    Its not about seeking out zombies

    Its about survival, when theres no other way out

    yeah but just so many of them, that you can't go anywhere and some point you gotta start mass clearances.

    although these outbreaks last for varying times


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,835 ✭✭✭unreggd


    yeah but just so many of them, that you can't go anywhere and some point you gotta start mass clearances.

    although these outbreaks last for varying times
    No!

    You decide where you want/need to go, and kill zombies in your way, only because they're in your way!

    Avoid them at all costs!

    S U R V I V A L


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,027 ✭✭✭Kama


    Survival is the aim; and to increase our chances of survival we need training, and lots of it.

    *agrees with self*

    To train effectively, we need situations which are as close as possible to the high-intensity, life-or-death, gore-soaked orgy of zombie mutilation as possible.

    *mutters incoherently*

    For this, we need either something closely resembling a zombie, such as a corpse, or an old person, or my neighbours an actual zombie. Only by creating zombies, and using the zombies as advance training for survival skills in the inevitable zombie apocalypse can we perfect our anti-zombie techniques and provide critically-needed zombie-related knowledge that will enable us to survive the times to come.

    *loads syringe and looks around for likely suspects*


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭zero19


    Hmmmm the "zombie" with cleavage is smiling away in that pic...lol


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