NO....I must fight it!

Solarball10

I'm craving a bar of chocolate at the mo.......ohhh the vending machine is sooo close to my desk...but I had a choc croissant and a packet of crisps already today!! PLLEEEEEEEEASE STOP ME!!!!!!!!!

aidan_walsh

Next time you're over there, get me a Mars bar yeah?

Solarball10

ahhhh that's the exact bar i WANT! *cries*

biko

Go over there and indulge yourself. Life is too short not to have a choc every now and then.
*gets up to get a bag of crisps myself*

Steve_o

Fail!

Whats with all the pointless threads today??

GirlInterrupted

Repeatedly picture yourself eating a pound of brown butter.......

'Ol Jack Chance

a moment on the hips a lifetime on the hips etc etc and other nagging mother phrases

smellslikeshoes

aidan_walsh wrote: »

Next time you're over there, get me a Mars bar yeah?

Yea mars bars FTW.
OP it really doesn't surprise me that you are looking for chocolate after having a lunch like that to be honest.

aidan_walsh

ozzyoh wrote: »

ahhhh that's the exact bar i WANT! *cries*

Less talk, more Mars bar.

xzanti

Get a Special K bar, the one with a little chocolate on the end.. they're naaaice :cool:

briantwin

Give in , go spend €14 on chocolate and gorge yourself in the jacks in an Alan Partridgesque way!!

Kintarō Hattori

*** SLAP SLAP SLAP ***

There OP. It was vicous but you asked for help. Now toddle along.

KnifeWRENCH

Click HERE OP

Solarball10

smellslikeshoes wrote: »

Yea mars bars FTW.
OP it really doesn't surprise me that you are looking for chocolate after having a lunch like that to be honest.

Lol...i had the crossaint for my breakfast...(which I normally do about once a fortnight, so not TOO bad.......) and the crisps after my very healthy lunch of fish, veg and potatoes! No more junk to day, no more junk........*rocks back and forth*

Solarball10

square_igloo wrote: »

Click HERE OP

*drools*

But it's ok - I found something to deter me.......

Davidius

Something tells me that this is the least of your worries. :pac:

JC 2K3

Just fúcking buy it. Life's too short to deny yourself it.

Fabritzo

Water found on Mars
http://www.geckoandfly.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/water_mars_funny.jpg

I haven't liked them much since they changed the recipe, too sweet, they're less chunky too, probably to be aimed at girls!

KnifeWRENCH

ozzyoh wrote: »

*drools*

But it's ok - I found something to deter me.......

:eek::eek::eek:
Good Lord, imagine how many dinners a starving African family would get by cooking her!

smellslikeshoes

ozzyoh wrote: »

*drools*

But it's ok - I found something to deter me.......

Men love a woman with something to hold onto :p

The Bollox

smellslikeshoes wrote: »

Men love a woman with something to hold onto :p

yeah, breasts

Homer

ozzyoh wrote: »

*drools*

But it's ok - I found something to deter me.......

What? Is she between you and the machine?? That'd stop me :eek:

Toto Wolfcastle

Just eat the bar. What's it going to do? Kill you?*


*I take no responsibility if she dies from eating the bar.

Solarball10

The woman wasn't enough I did it...and it's soooo delicious... *pulls at love handles*

RxQueen

ozzyoh wrote: »

The woman wasn't enough I did it...and it's soooo delicious... *pulls at love handles*

sigh , so knew this was going to be the outcome :P

KnifeWRENCH

Giving into temptation, tut tut.

http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh10/runfast800/choco4.jpg

Sherifu

ozzyoh wrote: »

The woman wasn't enough I did it...and it's soooo delicious... *pulls at love handles*

Good to know.

Thrill

ozzyoh wrote: »

The woman wasn't enough I did it...and it's soooo delicious... *pulls at love handles*

Ooooooh, you'll pay for that. Maybe not now, but someday. You'll feel that tightening in the chest and wonder "hmmmm, is this the natural result of old age or was it that damned bar I ate a few years back?"

silvine

Yes but it's better to burn out than to fade away.

Jigsaw

Take up smoking. It is fantastic at suppressing your appetite and there is the added benefit that smoking makes you look cool and sophisticated.

chopperbyrne

ozzyoh wrote: »

The woman wasn't enough I did it...and it's soooo delicious... *pulls at love handles*

Nowt wrong with a bit of meat on a girls bones.

Get some Ben & Jerry's on the way home too.

Mmmmmmm

Dragan

xzanti wrote: »

Get a Special K bar, the one with a little chocolate on the end.. they're naaaice :cool:

You can indulge in one of the thin Dairy Milks for the same calorie cost.