BREAKING NEWS! Baby born with penis on his back

Sanjuro

Forget Lisbon... forget Iraq... forget the US Presidential election. This is REAL NEWS.

Baby born with penis on his back

Puns to follow...

Marcus.Aurelius

Twice the fun, its a second one according to the report.

Though the logistics are somewhat intriguing

Mossy Monk

Lucky it wasn't on his head I guess.

Steve_o

Oh man... dunno where to start on this...

So had it not been removed would both have gone erect when he was aroused? One girl on the bottom, one girl on the top. Awesome.

Dragan

Threesome city for the lucky ****er.

chuci

interesting story for the parents to tell his girlfriends.

Adam

Sanjuro wrote: »

Forget Lisbon... forget Iraq... forget the US Presidential election. This is REAL NEWS.

Baby born with penis on his back

Puns to follow...

pics or gtfohwaitihavemadeamistake...

Duggy747

Mossy Monk wrote: »

Lucky it wasn't on his head I guess.

Dickback!!!.................................meh, you're right. It's not the same as Dickhead!

ejmaztec

I know lots of people with dicks on their heads and only a few of them ever get in the news.

DonkeyStyle \o/

Oh my God, they removed it?!
He could have grown up to be the greatest porn star of all time (assuming it actually had all the proper plumbing).

Spud83

They removed it:eek:

That kid will be well pissed when is older and finds out. Would have made a fortuen in the porn industry.

Although was it fully functional? Like could he piss out of it? You couldn't tell about erections and cum at that age could you?

EDIT: Beaten to it.

KTRIC

What if the one on his back was the "good one" and the other one was just hanging there. He'll find out at about 11 or 12 anyway :rolleyes:

Winters

Innuendo overload..

Adam

Summer Glau wrote: »

Innuendo overload..

In your endo! Both of them. ¬_¬

briantwin

Hump-back wail
Riding bareback
God what a lucky f*cker he'd be.
Imagine him pitching a tent, he'd look like a camel!!!

ejmaztec

alanmurphy83 wrote: »

They removed it:eek:

That kid will be well pissed when is older and finds out. Would have made a fortuen in the porn industry.

Although was it fully functional? Like could he piss out of it? You couldn't tell about erections and cum at that age could you?

EDIT: Beaten to it.

"Dickback Mountin'"

Dinner

Probably best he had it removed. Poor chap would be terrified anyone tried to pat him on the back.

b_beep

# I'm bringin' sexy back - yeah #

Sanjuro

If he could pee out both penises, he'd make a brilliant garden sprinkler.

Dyr

ah the poor lad he'd be like a dog with two dicks...wouldnt know whether he was coming or going...etc etc

Fratton Fred

Bambi wrote: »

wouldnt know whether he was coming or going...etc etc

or both maybe

Rhyme

Wouldn't have to get a reacharound at least.

javaboy

A lot of porn stars go for the hairless look. He could ask for a back, sack, crack and back sack.

Kold

I call human rights violations!!!111`I would've called him 'dickleback'. He'd be in my Pokémon squad... I'd love to see what he evolved into..

Sherifu

Baby got back cock.

Bah, kids got nothing on Ron Jeremy.

Adam

Kold wrote: »

I call human rights violations!!!111`I would've called him 'dickleback'. He'd be in my Pokémon squad... I'd love to see what he evolved into..

http://lolcat.com/pics/pokemanzcats.jpg

Loopy

Yeh imagine going out with him. Everynight, honey my backs itchy, can you give it a rub..

gogglebok

Kold wrote: »

I would've called him 'dickleback'.

I would have gone for Tupac.

Spud83

gogglebok wrote: »

I would have gone for Tupac.

Tut tut tut, Tusac obviously.

Acid_Violet

Don't think it's fair on the child or family to make this news tbh. Maybe I'm just too sensitive..

goodlad

aaahahaha! u people are genius with ur comments!
I havent cried laughing at a post on boards in a long time :pac:

0ubliette

babys got back...

ScumLord

This just proves god exists, and he's a sadistic, drunken, prick.

Defenestrate

Imagine if he'd of gone swimming by the seaside and spotted a bikini clad beauty by the shore... IT'S A SHARK!!!

Ass

Dickbutt.

The_B_Man

Ass Face wrote: »

Dickbutt.

Out of curiosity......how did YOU get your name?? :eek:

http://www.southparkstuff.com/content/images/epiguid/season5/episode510.jpg

kmart6

Woulda been a bitch for him to go swimming if he hadn't got it removed!

'Sir would you mind covering your penis!'

'It is!'

'No Sir,your other one'

Ass

The_B_Man wrote: »

Out of curiosity......how did YOU get your name?? :eek:

http://www.southparkstuff.com/content/images/epiguid/season5/episode510.jpg

Well, you see, I talk a lot of shit.

kmart6

kmart6 wrote: »

Woulda been a bitch for him to go swimming if he hadn't got it removed!

Why because if he seen a few beauties in bikinis people would of thought it was a shark in the water ? :eek::p

The_B_Man

KaG1888 wrote: »

Why because if he seen a few beauties in bikinis people would of thought it was a shark in the water ? :eek::p

"its not a fin...its a blowhole!!"

bah dum tish!

ROFL

Calling baywatch, yes please! **** off Hoff

jester77

Can't believed they removed it, diddy **** while standing up ftw

citytillidie

Its the sun do you beleive it?

javaboy

The_B_Man wrote: »

Out of curiosity......how did YOU get your name?? :eek:

http://www.southparkstuff.com/content/images/epiguid/season5/episode510.jpg

Ass Face=Kevin Armstrong??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9al-mpqXjc

If the doctors hadn't removed the second willy, he'd surely be on Channel 4 in a few years time.

smellslikeshoes

Would gotta have its uses