I'm after whacking off

6th

"I've looked at it again and I'm after whacking off a bit" ....... thats what my boss said on the phone earlier! Now he meant he was looking at figures and lowered the amount but christ it keeps popping into my head and I cant stop giggling!

So do stupid things make you laugh? Do you feel like a kid again when you hear someone say "boobies"? What do you find funnier than you should?

Mr. CooL ICE

6th wrote: »

boobies

Heeheehee!

jim_bob

i done something like that before on the phone to someone , was meant to say y for yankie but instead y for wankie , right in front of the boss , who ended up rolling on the floor with laughter

Steve_o

Ha boobies!!:D

Radharc na Sleibhte

How do you wack off a bit?
Surely, once you wack off at all, the crescendo has been reached?

Radharc na Sleibhte

jim_bob wrote: »

was meant to say y for yankie but instead y for wankie

:D
Classic.

Dave

I have a giggle when I see penises (penii?) drawn in inappropriate places still. I'm 23.

Steve_o

MikeySligo wrote: »

How do you wack off a bit?
Surely, once you wack off at all, the crescendo has been reached?

Obviously you missed the point of his story....

5318008.

Anyone with a calculator will see what I mean.

teehee

Xavi6

Dave wrote: »

I have a giggle when I see penises (penii?) drawn in inappropriate places still. I'm 23.

I probably drew them

Kernel

Worst thread ever... I was expecting 6th to say he had wanked off, thus sparking an interesting discussion of why a married man feels the need to jack himself off etc.

Instead I get an amusing anecdote! :mad::mad::mad:

Radharc na Sleibhte

Steve_o wrote: »

Obviously you missed the point of his story....

No, just curious.
Maybe he came a little but put his willy away to save a bit for later.

Xavi6

Xavi6 wrote: »

I probably drew them

You don't work in a warehouse do you? Someone keeps drawing them on a load of boxes at work. Whoever it is put's a LOT of detail into their sketches.:D

Dord

Deleted User wrote: »

5318008.

Anyone with a calculator will see what I mean.

teehee

Lest us not forget the not so popular 55378008.

FlutterinBantam

Get it right people .

Its "Whacking off"

Stickler for accuracy me.

Sherifu

http://www.exciting-tits.com/

Radharc na Sleibhte

Sherifu wrote: »

http://www.exciting-tits.com/

Nice birds

6th

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Get it right people .

Its "Whacking off"

Stickler for accuracy me.

Better?

6th

Kernel wrote: »

Worst thread ever... I was expecting 6th to say he had wanked off, thus sparking an interesting discussion of why a married man feels the need to jack himself off etc.

Instead I get an amusing anecdote! :mad::mad::mad:

"Need"? Dont you ever do something just coz you want to? ..... You need a hit of Billy Piper.

Jay P

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Get it right people .

Its "Whacking off"

Stickler for accuracy me.

Ha ha! "It"! Never gets old!




ha ha, he said boobies!

Chinafoot

Some one recently posted the phrase "I'll box the jaws off ya"

Still makes me giggle

6th

Maybe the person was being attacked by a shark and he was trying to help out?

NedKelly

I went to an all boys seconday school
when we were in 6th year a student teacher came in and announced she had a sore throat and had anyone got anything hard to suck on !!

the entire class cracked up laughing and the student teacher went puse!!

FlutterinBantam

Nice one.... puce btw

The Bollox

one thing that cracks me up like nothing else is looking up swear words in the pocket dictionaries (English - French or English - Irish). I used to be in silent fits when I would do this in Evening study. I have no idea why I found it so funny

Stark

6th wrote: »

"I've looked at it again and I'm after whacking off a bit" ....... thats what my boss said on the phone earlier! Now he meant he was looking at figures and lowered the amount but christ it keeps popping into my head and I cant stop giggling!

Yeah I bet he was.

briantwin

When i worked in Atlantic Homecare (horrible place) i was sorting paints and there was a range of paints maybe made by Crown called period classic - deep greens and rich teracottas etc. Anyway this couple came in looking to get paint for their living room and they didn't have the Dulux one they wanted. Anyway the woman said "well if you dont have that we'll probably go for the period red one."

Me and her husband just burst out laughing.
She roared at us to grow up.

I still laugh when i think of it.

6th

Stark wrote: »

Yeah I bet he was.

How did I miss that?

bronte

I get the giggles when I hear a toilet flushing...don't know why though

Sean Quagmire

Chinafoot wrote: »

Some one recently posted the phrase "I'll box the jaws off ya"

Still makes me giggle

Read this and now im giggling like an idiot – always when the office is at its quietest!!

Fratton Fred

We had an American consultant working with us. We were in fits when he phoned a taxi and said "Jim, I need a Ride".

it was funny at the time anyway:o

gandhi123

i always laugh/giggle when i hear that Jams Blunt song when he talks about having "a semi by the sea"... :pac::pac:

Pyr0

Like another poster here I also get a giggle out of penises drawn in random/clever places, school was the best place to see it. One time I was sitting behind a guy who was reading a book and had it propt up on the desk, when he turned the page there was a massive penis drawn on the whole page staring right at him, I laughed for about 10 minutes.

Thrill

gandhi123 wrote: »

i always laugh/giggle when i hear that Jams Blunt song when he talks about having "a semi by the sea"... :pac::pac:

:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRl7rFr_MHI

Look who's alone now,
It's not me. It's not me.
Those three Wise Men,
They've got a semi by the sea.
Got to ask yourself the question,
Where are you now?

That sounds funny alright.

sdanseo

Deleted User wrote: »

5318008.

Anyone with a calculator will see what I mean.

teehee

We used to do that. In first year.

Pfft.

tolosenc

Some teacher: Every time I open my mouth, some idiot speaks.

Danbo!

gandhi123 wrote: »

i always laugh/giggle when i hear that Jams Blunt song when he talks about having "a semi by the sea"... :pac::pac:

+1

Overheal

Oh whacking day oh Whacking Day.... ♪