I Nearly ChOKED To DEATH last night.....

nevaeh-2die-4

hi all.

last night while i was in a very "popular Restaurant" in Dublin.
I ordered the steak, as u do.

eating away, a huge lump of grizzle slipped down my throat. i was calm for the first 30 second. then I stared making choking noises. I still thought it would come up but it wouldn’t.

my girlfriend had noticed what was going on started getting worried. another 20 seconds had passes still no joy I got really worried as I was getting dizzy, I went to get up but fell back down. I could hear people saying, he’s choking.

I seen me as a baby, one of my earliest memory me standing up in my cot banging my empty bottle (at like 6am)- then with the last bit of strength I put both by fingers down my throat and pulled it out......

the air filled my lungs again...I honestly think I was just about to die as I had seen my earliest child hood memory came before my eyes....

I was freaked out about what happened- a question I have how long does it take a person to choke from food lodged in there throat.. Cause I certainly thought I was just about to be pushing u daisies!!!

NaiveMelodies

lucky you!

Sherifu

That would have been a better story if it was a penis.

mukki

hope it wasn't your first date

you wrote:

so what sort music do you like?

her wrote:

oh bit of rock, alternative you know, what about you?

you wrote:

squeek, craok, cough (sticks fist into mouth and pull out 6inches of unchewed steak ) gasp gasp gasp gasp.

GhostInTheRuins

Yeah, you were lucky.

A bit anticlimactic though, where was the guy that you see in the films that dives out of nowhere to rescue chokers?

So, was the steak any good?

DonkeyStyle \o/

nevaeh-2die-4 wrote: »

I could hear people saying, he’s choking.

How helpful of them.

GhostInTheRuins wrote: »

where was the guy that you see in the films that dives out of nowhere to rescue chokers?

Probably filming the whole thing on his mobile... expect it to show up on youtube in a few days.

Pompey Magnus

Heimlich Maneuver FTW.

The Artist

nevaeh-2die-4 is fine good.
"im ok everyone" says nevaeh in the resturant.
everyone sighs with relief.
"can i have another steak please!" says nevaeh.......

nevaeh-2die-4

the people beside said he is choking then contuined on talking about clothes in brown thomas.

im with the bird nearly 6 years it wasnt a first date.

the steak wasnt even nice.

nobody helps anyone anymore nobody was bovvvered to help me. the bird tried but knowing her she would have made it worse. with my last gasp i told her to piss off

nevaeh-2die-4

nevaeh-2die-4 wrote: »

the people beside said he is choking then contuined on talking about clothes in brown thomas.

im with the bird nearly 6 years it wasnt a first date.

the steak wasnt even nice.

nobody helps anyone anymore nobody was bovvvered to help me. the bird tried but knowing her she would have made it worse. with my last gasp i told her to piss off

And with your dying breath you uttered, "You bitch"

TequilaMockingBird

nevaeh-2die-4 wrote: »

the people beside said he is choking then contuined on talking about clothes in brown thomas.

im with the bird nearly 6 years it wasnt a first date.

the steak wasnt even nice.

nobody helps anyone anymore nobody was bovvvered to help me. the bird tried but knowing her she would have made it worse. with my last gasp i told her to piss off

I LOLed, and even had a tear laughing, but I'm just up, so I'll try reading it again later and see if its still as funny.

Thanks though.

Wertz

You learned a valuable lesson last night....never eat anything ever again.

Dyr

if you can talk then you aint choking, drama queen tbh

The Artist

quote=Wertz;56174270never eat anything ever again.

youll make nevaeh-2die-4 anorexia if he doesnt eat!

Dave!

That's why you're supposed to chew your meat 70000 times before you swallow it!

DrIndy

Greed and hubris will always bring you down. I suggest bringing a food blender with you to bring the texture to that of baby food

I've heimliched someone - its very satisfying when the offending morsel goes flying across the room...... and lands in someone elses dinner......

Pen1987

jayzuz... scarlet for you choking in front of loads of people.

gixerfixer

I blame the non-nationals myself:)

TestTransmission

What kind of sauce did you have on the steak?

Rb

Pen1987 wrote: »

jayzuz... scarlet for you choking in front of loads of people.

wtf?

Creamy Goodness

i believe it's northside talk, meaning how embrassing for nearly dying and capping your pants in public.

oh god i wouldn't be able to live after that.

Sherifu

Embarassed on the OPs behalf.

MooseJam

yea bit anticlimactic, was waiting for the heimlic manouver to appear

lostexpectation

Sherifu wrote: »

That would have been a better story if it was a penis.

ahahahah

no heimlech definitely a fingers down the throat and pull it out type choking

The Artist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWt5xt72DRE