I think I've gained infamy

Kazobel

I know I'll get loads of crap about this but seriously it was funny, I'm getting older now and I've noticed lately passing fully is harder. In general walking down the street is OK and nearly no one can tell (<---I said nearly there btw) but direct interaction usually gets me caught, it can be something I say or a way I move but I'm at that age where I just don't give a sh!t anyway and spend less time concentrating on what I do or say anyway but today I was walking down the road window shopping and minding my own business and a hetroflexable actually came up to me, that never happens in public for any trans person! and you have to feel sorry that probably the first time he's ever tried it was with me :D anyway I was actually polite at the start(I know shock horror :eek:) and the conversation went sort of:

Him: "Hey don't I know you?"
Me: "No"
Him: "I'm sure I do, I met you in Trannyhaven"
(I've never been to Trannyhaven, it was a lie on his part to see if he could get a hit)
Me: "No"
Him: "So you don't want to talk to me then?"
Me: "No"

so he keeps walking beside me and I'm getting close to my place so I'm not going to let him see that so I went into a shop and was in there for 20 MINUTES! and came out and he's still outside so I went to cross the road and he stops me and grabbed my arm and says:

Him : "If I give you my phone number will you call me?"
Me: "No"
Him: "What you won't even call me??, what's your name? are you from around here?"

at this point I got a bit pissed off:

Me : "Look you know Boards.ie and Gaire on the internet?"
Him: (Getting all excited because I assume he thought he was getting a username) "Yeah, use them all the time!"
Me: "Well do a search for Kazzie and Kazobel, that's me now fcuk off!"

Seriously his face went white and he ran, he said nothing more just turned and shot down the road, it was hilarious :D

I hope he's on tonight, if you are dude even if I was easy you wouldn't have had a chance because you're bloody ugly! :D

orestes

I'm confused, what's this about?

And why is it in AH?

NaiveMelodies

:eek:

kowloon

Kazobel wrote: »

I hope he's on tonight, if you are dude even if I was easy you wouldn't have had a chance because you're bloody ugly! :D

Thats not very nice.

Doctor DooM

orestes wrote: »

I'm confused, what's this about?

And why is it in AH?

*Whispers in the young 'uns ear*


I'll tell you when you get a little older

TestTransmission

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Davei141

Should this not be in the creative writing forum?

NaiveMelodies

Why are u a tranny?

Agent Smith

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAZTLVJSlNw

Lockstep

I honestly don't know why you have posted this.
Also, I found your post hard to read.

No cat pics out of politeness.+

fred funk }{

only1stevo wrote: »

Why are u a tranny?

No its a herhim.

orestes

SDooM wrote: »

*Whispers in the young 'uns ear*


I'll tell you when you get a little older

I know about Kaz's situation, I'm just wondering what the point of starting this thread is and why it's in here

only1stevo wrote: »

Why are u a tranny?

Wrong move dude

*leaves thread before Kaz goes postal*

RedXIV

I think kaz is merely proud of her reputation here.
I mentioned it to someone who said they were a boardsie before in a pub and when i gave my username, it too was recognised. Although not the same reaction as above

Agent Smith

maybe he thought your english was woefull and it made him sick...

monkeyfudge

RedXIV wrote: »

I think kaz is merely proud of her reputation here.
I mentioned it to someone who said it was a boardsie before in a pub and when i gave my username, it too was recognised. Although not the same reaction as above

'it' eh?

fred funk }{

Agent Smith wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAZTLVJSlNw

Haven't laughed that hard in ages

Doctor DooM

orestes wrote: »

I know about Kaz's situation, I'm just wondering what the point of starting this thread is and why it's in here


*leaves thread before Kaz goes postal*

I believe the actual point is that the guy knew the name kazobel.

The tranny thing is basically irrelivant here.

SV

You're not a very nice person are you

RedXIV

monkeyfudge wrote: »

'it' eh?

dammit! i'm not good at spelling! or grammer! or even sentance construction.

Must be all the beer

Dudess

ClioV6 wrote: »

You're not a very nice person are you

:eek: You're obviously having a go at her because of her gender, not her personality... etc.

monkeyfudge

SDooM wrote: »

I believe the actual point is that the guy knew the name kazobel.

Or that he found the notion of boasting about being a big deal on the internet to be outside the realms of absurdity...

I'm intrigued by the notion of Trannyhaven though... is there a Trannyhell too? Or a Trannylimbo for all the unbaptised trannies?

projectmayhem

Kazobel wrote: »

I know I'll get loads of crap about this but seriously it was funny, I'm getting older now and I've noticed lately passing fully is harder. In general walking down the street is OK and nearly no one can tell (<---I said nearly there btw) but direct interaction usually gets me caught, it can be something I say or a way I move but I'm at that age where I just don't give a sh!t anyway and spend less time concentrating on what I do or say anyway but today I was walking down the road window shopping and minding my own business ...

honestly, at this point i thought the post was about not being able to hold in farts in public

Kazobel

ClioV6 wrote: »

You're not a very nice person are you

Moi? I'm the height of lovelyness, whatever would make you think otherwise?

Doctor DooM

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Or that he found the notion of boasting about being a big deal on the internet to be outside the realms of absurdity...I'm intrigued by the notion of Trannyhaven though... is there a Trannyhell too? Or a Trannylimbo for all the unbaptised trannies?

I use the word Doom alot so people often know who I am on boards before I ever mention using it. It's actually not that unusual, is it?

What about Trannysylvania?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Finally - I knew I'd find you if I hung around here long enough....

I'm never associating real me with boards username.
I'm kind of confused though Kaz. Sometimes that kind of thing happens to me with Muslim men, I generally rip them a new arsehole.
Why would you be happy to be stalked and then give the freak your personal information?

Agamemnon

Kazobel wrote: »

I'm getting older now and I've noticed lately passing fully is harder.

Have you tried Senokot?

monkeyfudge

SDooM wrote: »

I use the word Doom alot so people often know who I am on boards before I ever mention using it. It's actually not that unusual, is it?

Interesting idea... perhaps I too should start mention one thing a lot...

But what?!?

BJC

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Or that he found the notion of boasting about being a big deal on the internet to be outside the realms of absurdity...

She didn't boast, she simply threw a dog a bone to get him to fuck off

Doctor DooM

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Interesting idea... perhaps I too should start mention one thing a lot...

But what?!?

Fudge?

Kazobel

Agent Smith wrote: »

maybe he thought your english was woefull and it mad him sick...

Maybe you can give me pointers then?

projectmayhem

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Interesting idea... perhaps I too should start mention one thing a lot...

But what?!?

there's an infinite amount of ways to introduce fudge into conversations... IMO.

Dudess

Kazobel wrote: »

Moi? I'm the height of lovelyness, whatever would make you think otherwise?

Oh I don't know... the insults you wrote about that particular guy if he's reading maybe? Oh no sorry, couldn't be that. Has to be your gender, just has to...

Nevyn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvs4bOMv5Xw

Earthhorse

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Interesting idea... perhaps I too should start mention one thing a lot...

But what?!?

Maybe develop a fudge fixation?

But I don't think Kazobel's livejournal is the place to discuss this.

Dudess

Thaedydal wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvs4bOMv5Xw

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! So fuking perfect in every way! Well done Thaed!

Lockstep

Dudess wrote: »

:eek: You're obviously having a go at her because of her gender, not her personality... etc.

Nah, seems she's bringing in the fact that seemingly heterosexual guys hit on her. Either by coincidence I always come across her talking about the PMs she gets or else talks about it a lot.

Doctor DooM

Thaedydal wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvs4bOMv5Xw

LOLers for that one...

monkeyfudge

projectmayhem wrote: »

there's an infinite amount of ways to introduce fudge into conversations... IMO.

And not just into conversations either...

kowloon

I find it strange for someone who no doubt gets a lot of hassle over their looks to be going calling people ugly. It seems you have learnt nothing from the experience and become slightly bitter?

Lockstep

kowloon wrote: »

I find it strange for someone who no doubt gets a lot of hassle over their looks to be going calling people ugly. It seems you have learnt nothing from the experience and become slightly bitter?

In BGRH she was going on about how she was prettier than another poster and then said it must be embarassing for those born less pretty than a transexual.

kowloon

projectmayhem wrote: »

there's an infinite amount of ways to introduce fudge into conversations... IMO.

You run the risk of neglecting the monkeys though.

kowloon

kickoutthejams wrote: »

In BGRH she was going on about how she was prettier than another poster and then said it must be embarassing for those born less pretty than a transexual.

:rolleyes: (just for you Dudess)

Doctor DooM

kowloon wrote: »

You run the risk of neglecting the monkeys though.

He could talk about monkeys, which pack fudge.

Davidius

People often recognise me upon being stabbed in the back while I whisper to them "zomg j00 use boardz too?? that's lol!".

This is the true reason for inactivity. :pac:

monkeyfudge

I tend to like to play down the allusions my username has to fudgepacking...

BJC

kickoutthejams wrote: »

In BGRH she was going on about how she was prettier than another poster and then said it must be embarassing for those born less pretty than a transexual.

Good lord....I have no politically Correct response to that.

kowloon

monkeyfudge wrote: »

I tend to like to play down the allusions my username has to fudgepacking...

How about monkeys working in fudge distribution?

Dudess

I'm closing this - not out of hating on you because of your gender Kazobel, it's just a thread that's going nowhere.