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Not sure if it will work on zombies...

  • 06-06-2008 6:31pm
    #1
    gabbngabby
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12 ✭


    If you maced a zombie...would he rub his eyes or would he act like it never happened...hmm, my mind ponders!


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  • #2
    thefinalstage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,503 ✭✭✭thefinalstage


    gabbngabby wrote: »
    If you maced a zombie...would he rub his eyes or would he act like it never happened...hmm, my mind ponders!

    Spicy zombies. Thats it.


  • #3
    SuperSean11
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,555 ✭✭✭SuperSean11


    gabbngabby wrote: »
    If you maced a zombie...would he rub his eyes or would he act like it never happened...hmm, my mind ponders!

    No i tried it. It just keeps on going.


  • #4
    Doctor DooM
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    One of the key features to zombianity is that they don't feel pain, and don't require the same level of integrity as humans to carry on. Zombie prob wouldn't even notice tbh.


  • #5
    11811
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    mace_paulchen2.jpgwell if you used this sorta mace....


  • #6
    irish_boy90
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 589 ✭✭✭irish_boy90


    Cuddleworthy wrote: »
    mace_paulchen2.jpgwell if you used this sorta mace....
    at first I taught he was talking about this type of mace and didn't understand the question :pac::pac:


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  • #7
    Doctor DooM
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    Cuddleworthy wrote: »
    mace_paulchen2.jpgwell if you used this sorta mace....

    If you used that, you would end up with a zombie with a mace stuck in its forehead. :)


  • #8
    Kess73
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    Hmmm, it should cause no reaction painwise, but it should have the same effect on the zombie's ability to see as it would on a living person, giving the mace sprayer precious seconds to get out of reach of the zombie.


  • #9
    Doctor DooM
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    Kess73 wrote: »
    Hmmm, it should cause no reaction painwise, but it should have the same effect on the zombie's ability to see as it would on a living person, giving the mace sprayer precious seconds to get out of reach of the zombie.

    Yup, but don't forget zombies don't rely on sight the way we do. They rely on all senses equally, so your escape best be quiet


  • #10
    Galvasean
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Yeah Ive seen zombies missing their eyes and indeed most of their head, just a set of mangled jaws hanging from just enough skull to house a brain. They can find their way about as good as any. It has been hypothesized (but not proven) that they may have an extra sense that we don't know about.
    Their eyesight is poor anyway. Since they don't blink all sorts of dust etc. scratches them to the point where they would be useless to a living human. Hence why over time zombies adopt that 'milky-eyed' look.


  • #11
    Creature
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    Cuddleworthy wrote: »
    mace_paulchen2.jpgwell if you used this sorta mace....

    Man...I almost wish there were zombies just so I could use that to splatter some heads :D.


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  • #12
    Doctor DooM
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    Creature wrote: »
    Man...I almost wish there were zombies just so I could use that to splatter some heads :D.

    What do you mean? Get real man, they're all over the place.

    george-w-bush-picture.jpeg


  • #13
    Kess73
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,560 ✭✭✭✭Kess73


    SDooM wrote: »
    Yup, but don't forget zombies don't rely on sight the way we do. They rely on all senses equally, so your escape best be quiet


    True, but they do react to movement, and if you are in a position to be able to mace one in the eyes, it would be pretty safe to say that the zombie was now using sight as it's primary sense to locate you as it was so close. The seconds that it would be disorientated would be enough to avoid being bitten, and to either get away or to smash it's head in.


  • #14
    Doctor DooM
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    Kess73 wrote: »
    True, but they do react to movement, and if you are in a position to be able to mace one in the eyes, it would be pretty safe to say that the zombie was now using sight as it's primary sense to locate you as it was so close. The seconds that it would be disorientated would be enough to avoid being bitten, and to either get away or to smash it's head in.

    And lets face it chances are you'll be able to bash it's brain in with the mace anyway.


  • #15
    Galvasean
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Kess73 wrote: »
    True, but they do react to movement, and if you are in a position to be able to mace one in the eyes, it would be pretty safe to say that the zombie was now using sight as it's primary sense to locate you as it was so close. The seconds that it would be disorientated would be enough to avoid being bitten, and to either get away or to smash it's head in.

    Sorry but try that and you're dead.
    You won't disorientate a zombie by spraying it in the eyes. It will keep coming regardless. The only way to slow them down is through blunt force. Even then it won't delay them for long.

    Mace would be better saved for renegade humans. It might work on quislings, depending on how far gone they are.


  • #16
    gabbngabby
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12 ✭gabbngabby


    Haha...I meant pepper spray...but I think the battle mace will do just fine!

    I thought zombies tracked you by the scent of your flesh...blood...brains..not so much sight. Next time I'm tracked by one...I'll be sure to ask, "how did you find me here", b4 I start bashing! LOL!


  • #17
    Doctor DooM
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    gabbngabby wrote: »
    Haha...I meant pepper spray...but I think the battle mace will do just fine!

    I thought zombies tracked you by the scent of your flesh...blood...brains..not so much sight. Next time I'm tracked by one...I'll be sure to ask, "how did you find me here", b4 I start bashing! LOL!

    :) Zombies use all their senses equally. They are just utra focused on the BRAAAAAAIINNNNNNSSSSS.


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