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1-2 teddy

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  • 06-06-2008 11:58am
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 218 ✭✭


    OK I give up.

    What is a "1-2 teddy"? I presume it has something to do with Rounders? (Teddy KGB)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 9,472 ✭✭✭AdMMM


    I 1-2 teddied your sister last night!
    (just an example of it's many varied uses. Don't worry, I'd never do such a thing!)


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭hotspur


    As best as I can tell it originally comes from a hip hop song, though I'm not sure. The recent use of it in poker is from a HH post on 2+2 where one guy raises like 3xbb and the hero goes all in for a full stack with AA and gets called by JJ. The hero then insults the guy in the chat saying he 1-2 Teddyed him, asking him does his neck hurt from the whiplash etc. It pretty much means getting smacked up.


  • Registered Users Posts: 276 ✭✭blainj2




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 87 ✭✭krux




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,793 ✭✭✭bops


    krux wrote: »
    Cheers,just got me a new sig;)


    i think you're missing a vital component for your sig to be representative of the real world imo...actually 2 things


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 87 ✭✭krux


    bops wrote: »
    i think you're missing a vital component for your sig to be representative of the real world imo...actually 2 things

    If you say so


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,461 ✭✭✭RedJoker


    If you saw it on 2+2 it originated from this thread.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,116 ✭✭✭✭RasTa


    RedJoker wrote: »
    If you saw it on 2+2 it originated from this thread.

    I thought it was well before that thread.

    http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthread.php?t=202532&highlight=smacked


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    RedJoker wrote: »
    If you saw it on 2+2 it originated from this thread.
    If you browse nvg or bbv there's no way you'll miss it, f*cking nvgtards and their bbv counterparts can't stop themselves overusing terms.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,461 ✭✭✭RedJoker


    RasTa wrote: »

    Yeah you're probably right, I saw the other thread and then it became very common. Hadn't seen this one before.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,461 ✭✭✭RedJoker


    Rb wrote: »
    If you browse nvg or bbv there's no way you'll miss it, f*cking nvgtards and their bbv counterparts can't stop themselves overusing terms.

    LDO imo.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,274 ✭✭✭✭mdwexford


    ***** Hand History for Game 7115797228 *****
    $50 USD NL Texas Hold'em
    Table Table 145567 (Real Money)
    Seat 2 is the button
    Total number of players : 6
    Seat 1: Hostz ( $50.89 USD )
    Seat 2: geoz73 ( $15.34 USD )
    Seat 3: Hero ( $80.35 USD )
    Seat 5: foldbutton ( $68.75 USD )
    Seat 6: Wilque ( $24.22 USD )
    Seat 4: BonusBill ( $54.18 USD )
    Raiden_Wins posts small blind [$0.25 USD].
    BonusBill posts big blind [$0.50 USD].
    ** Dealing down cards **
    Dealt to Hero [ Ac As ]
    Wilque folds.
    foldbutton folds.
    Hostz raises [$2.50 USD]
    geoz73 calls [$2.50 USD]
    Hero is all-In.
    BonusBill folds.
    Hostz is all-In.
    geoz73 folds.
    ** Dealing Flop ** [ 8h, 2c, 7s ]
    n1
    ** Dealing Turn ** [ Ah ]
    ** Dealing River ** [ 9d ]
    Hostz shows [ Ks, Kd ]a pair of Kings.
    Hero shows [ Ac, As ]three of a kind, Aces.
    Hero wins $29.46 USD from the side pot 1 with three of a kind, Aces.
    Hero wins $101.78 USD from the main pot with three of a kind, Aces.
    #Game No : 7115799409


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,924 ✭✭✭shoutman


    So its basically getting it in where the opponent thinks he is a mile ahead but in fact you are the one who is a mile ahead?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,513 ✭✭✭RoadSweeper


    Lod = ?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,764 ✭✭✭DeadParrot


    shoutman wrote: »
    So its basically getting it in where the opponent thinks he is a mile ahead but in fact you are the one who is a mile ahead?

    It means you got SMACKED up.

    Fo' sho'


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,894 ✭✭✭✭phantom_lord


    i don't understand how it became such a popular phrase.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,764 ✭✭✭DeadParrot


    i don't understand how it became such a popular phrase.

    Internet message board frequented by adolescent's with a superiority complex and no lives apart from 16 tabling all day. And the mongs who want to be like them


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,461 ✭✭✭RedJoker


    Lod = ?

    LDO = Like duh, obviously.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,116 ✭✭✭✭RasTa


    i don't understand how it became such a popular phrase.

    I think I can....

    PokerStars Game #17412259270: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2008/05/13 - 21:04:11 (ET)
    Table 'Recha' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
    Seat 1: Principesa ($660.15 in chips)
    Seat 2: ElberFelber ($650.40 in chips)
    Seat 3: DCal Zone ($603 in chips)
    Seat 4: HaLoHaLo ($582 in chips)
    Seat 5: PiS.ToTo ($600 in chips)
    Seat 6: Mr.Zacard ($1368.50 in chips)
    DCal Zone: posts small blind $3
    HaLoHaLo: posts big blind $6
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to DCal Zone [Jh Js]
    PiS.ToTo: raises $12 to $18
    Mr.Zacard: folds
    Principesa: folds
    ElberFelber: raises $632.40 to $650.40 and is all-in
    DCal Zone: calls $600 and is all-in
    HaLoHaLo: folds
    PiS.ToTo: folds
    Uncalled bet ($47.40) returned to ElberFelber
    *** FLOP *** [Qh 9s 9c]
    *** TURN *** [Qh 9s 9c] [7c]
    *** RIVER *** [Qh 9s 9c 7c] [6d]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    DCal Zone: shows [Jh Js] (two pair, Jacks and Nines)
    ElberFelber: shows [Ac As] (two pair, Aces and Nines)
    ElberFelber collected $1227 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $1230 | Rake $3
    Board [Qh 9s 9c 7c 6d]
    Seat 1: Principesa folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 2: ElberFelber (button) showed [Ac As] and won ($1227) with two pair, Aces and Nines
    Seat 3: DCal Zone (small blind) showed [Jh Js] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Nines
    Seat 4: HaLoHaLo (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 5: PiS.ToTo folded before Flop
    Seat 6: Mr.Zacard folded before Flop (didn't bet)


    ElberFelber: thanks stupid
    ElberFelber: wow, you just aren't very bright are you?
    ElberFelber: I mean, I SMACKED u up
    ElberFelber: damn bro,
    ElberFelber: I gave you the one two teddy
    ElberFelber: does your neck hurt?
    ElberFelber: from that whiplash
    ElberFelber: I am gonna leave the table now
    ElberFelber: with your money honey
    ElberFelber: thanks for the contribution
    ElberFelber: you are a pal


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭Goodluck2me


    i don't understand how it became such a popular phrase.

    It is exceptionally funny.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,646 ✭✭✭cooker3


    It is exceptionally funny.

    QFT
    I am laying claim as first boardsie who used it


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,894 ✭✭✭✭phantom_lord


    [ ] It is exceptionally funny.
    .


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭Goodluck2me


    cooker3 wrote: »
    QFT
    I am laying claim as first boardsie who used it

    [x] was exceptionally funny.
    [ ] Is exceptionally funny.


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