best quotes films

mackey087

what's your favorite quotes from films you've watched?

Training Day... Denzel Washington as Alonzo. just about everything that comes out of his mouth in this film is great, espically when he is just after fighting Ethan Hawk. "I'm going to burn this motherf****r down, King Kong aint got s**t on me"

Leon... Gary Oldman. "I love these calm little moments before the storm" then goes and blows away most of a family

Pulp Fiction... Samuel L Jackson "O I'm sorry did I break your concentration"

zAbbo

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The Godfather - "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."
Apocolyse Now - "I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
Dr. Strangelove - "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"
Soylent Green -

"Soylent Green is people!"

Silence of the Lambs - "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

Creature

Life of Brian: "You're fucking nicked, me old beauty!"

Monty Python and the Holy Grail: "Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul and so cruel that no man yet has fought it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth."

The Thing: "I dunno what the hell is in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is."

Black Swan

From one of the Pink Panther films. Sellers sees a dog lying inside the hotel lobby, turns to the Innkeeper...
Sellers: "Does your dog bite?"
Innkeeper: "No."
Sellers pets dog and it bites him. "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite?"
Innkeeper: "That's not my dog."

Sqaull20

The Matrix had some class lines..

Morpheus : What is "real"? How do you define "real"?"

If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain."

Have you ever had a dream, Neo, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream, Neo? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world? "

Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony."

Hardrain

Withnail & I is head and shoulders above any film for quotes.

Withnail: I've some extremely distressing news.
Marwood: I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear anything! Oh God, it's a nightmare, I tell you, it's a nightmare.
Withnail: We just ran out of wine. What are we gonna do about it?
Marwood: I don't know, I don't know. Oh God, I don't feel good. Look, my thumbs have gone weird! I'm in the middle of a bloody overdose. Oh God. My heart's beating like a ****ed clock! I feel dreadful, I feel really dreadful!
Withnail: So do I, so does everybody. Look at my tongue; it's wearing a yellow sock. Sit down for Christ's sake, what's the matter with you? Eat some sugar.


Withnail: I feel like a pig shat in my head.
Uncle Monty: Tell him if you must, I no longer care. I mean to have you even if it must be burglary.

Withnail: Who says it's a Camberwell Carrot?
Danny: I do. I invented it in Camberwell, and it looks like a carrot.

Withnail: I want something's flesh.

Withnail: Don't threaten me with a dead fish.
Jake: Now look you - them pheasants are for his pot. These eels are for my pot. Now what makes you think I should give you something for your pot?
Withnail: What pot?
Marwood: Our cooking pot.

Withnail: We want the finest wines available to humanity. And we want them here, and we want them now!

Withnail: I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze.
Monty: As a youth I used to weep in butcher's shops.

Monty: Come on lads, let's get home, the sky's beginning to bruise, night must fall and we shall be forced to camp.
[Withnail eyes the money Monty has given them to buy wellingtons]
Withnail: I think a drink, don't you?
Marwood: What about the wellingtons?
Withnail: Bollocks to the wellingtons. We'll tell him they had a farmers conference and had a run on them.
[approaching the pub]

Withnail: Right, here's the plan. First, we go in there and get wrecked, then we eat a pork pie, then we drop some Surmontil-50's each. That way we'll miss out on Monday and come up smiling Tuesday morning.

Withnail: I'm going to pull your head off, because I don't like your head.

Marwood: Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day, and for once I'm inclined to believe Withnail is right. We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell.

Marwood: If my father was loaded I'd ask him for some money.
Withnail: If your father was my father you wouldn't get it.

Withnail: I have a heart condition. If you hit me, it's murder.

Marwood: No, no, you can't. It's impossible, I swear it. I've looked into it. Listen to me, listen to me! There are things in there, there's a tea-bag growing! You haven't slept in sixty hours, you're in no state to tackle it. Wait till the morning, we'll go in together.
Withnail: This IS the morning. Stand aside!
Marwood: You don't understand. I think there may be something alive.
Withnail: What do you mean? a rat?
Marwood: It's possible, it's possible.
Withnail: Then the ****er will rue the day!
Withnail: Aargh!
Marwood: I told you. You've been bitten!
Withnail: Burnt! Burnt! The ****ing kettle's on fire!
Marwood: There's something floating up.
Withnail: FORK IT!


Withnail: This place is uninhabitable.
Marwood: Give it a chance. It's got to warm up.
Withnail: Warm up? We may as well sit round this cigarette. This is ridiculous. We'll be found dead in here next spring.

Withnail: I must say, that represents a level of hypocrisy in you that I'd previously suspected, but not noticed due to highly evasive skills.
First Policeman: You're drunk.
Withnail: I assure you I'm not officer. I've only had a few ales.

Withnail: The thermostats. What have you done to them?
Marwood: I haven't touched them.
Withnail: Then why has my head gone numb?
Withnail: [having just drunk a bottle of lighter fluid] Got any more?
Marwood: No. I have nothing.
Withnail: Liar. What's in your toolbox.
Marwood: Nothing.
Withnail: Liar. You've got antifreeze.
Marwood: You bloody fool. You should never mix your drinks.

grames_bond

pulp fiction: (sam jackson) english motherf*cker do you speak it?!

scarface: (al pacino) say hello to my little friend

time to kill: (sam jackson) yes they deserved to die and i hope they burn in hell!

die hard: (bruce willis) yippe kay ey motherf*cker

pulp fiction (bruce willis) Z's dead baby, Z's dead!

humanji

Withnail and I is great for quotes. For those who love it, pretty much every line in Anchorman could be put up here, as well as everyline from the Naked Gun films but my all time favourite comes from Airplane:

"Surely you can't be serious?"
"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

mackey087

predator... jessie ventura. "come on in, old painless is waiting"

Drag00n79

Too many from Lebowski to quote, but heres a few...

Walter:
"Do you see what happens, Larry, WHEN YOU FÜCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS? (proceeds to smash up what he believes is Larry's car) THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FÜCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!"

"Nihilists!? Fück me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos."

"Smokey, my friend, you are entering a world of pain."

"Shut the fück up, Donny"

The Dude:
[while having his head dunked in the toilet and being asked 'where's the fücking money, shíthead?']
"It's uh... uh... it's down there somewhere, let me take another look."

"The Dude abides..."

Big Lebowski:
"I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs - some Chinaman took them from me in Korea."

Jesus Quintana:
"What's this day of rest shít? What's this bullshít? I don't fückin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fücks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fücked you in the ass Saturday. I fück you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!"

Walter: "Am I wrong?"
The Dude: "No, you're not wrong."
Walter: "Am I wrong?"
The Dude: "You're not wrong, Walter; you're just an asshole."
Walter: "All right then."

Death or Glory

The Colour of Money, Paul Newman -

'Money won is twice as sweet as money earned'

ThOnda

Adventures in Babysitting:
Gang Leader: Don't **** with the Lords of Hell.
Chris (the babysitter): Don't **** with the babysitter.

mike65

Too many too mention so I'll stick to one work of genius

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50wpkPXejnM

Mike.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Someone's already beaten me to "Whitnail And I" and the ****er shall rue the day....

From the Magic Roundabout after the death of zebedee... So good I put it in the sig... (not much point in spoiler tags)

kowloon

mike65 wrote: »

Too many to mention so I'll stick to one work of smirking genius

Harry Lime ponders the state of things on a Vienna ferris wheel.



Mike.

Excellent film. Wierd music though.

Heisenberg.

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SuperGrover

You see, no one's going to help you Bubby, because there isn't anybody out there to do it. No one. We're all just complicated arrangements of atoms and subatomic particles - we don't live. But our atoms do move about in such a way as to give us identity and consciousness. We don't die; our atoms just rearrange themselves. There is no God. There can be no God; it's ridiculous to think in terms of a superior being. An inferior being, maybe, because we, we who don't even exist, we arrange our lives with more order and harmony than God ever arranged the earth. We measure; we plot; we create wonderful new things. We are the architects of our own existence. What a lunatic concept to bow down before a God who slaughters millions of innocent children, slowly and agonizingly starves them to death, beats them, tortures them, rejects them. What folly to even think that we should not insult such a God, damn him, think him out of existence. It is our duty to think God out of existence. It is our duty to insult him. **** you, God! Strike me down if you dare, you tyrant, you non-existent fraud! It is the duty of all human beings to think God out of existence. Then we have a future. Because then - and only then - do we take full responsibility for who we are. And that's what you must do, Bubby: think God out of existence; take responsibility for who you are.