You call that a 10K challange?

Shadowless

Obviously any poker player worth his salt can turn $0 into $10K in time for turkey on Christmas Day. Therefore I've come up with a real challange. That's right folks, I've decided to turn $10K into $0.

Now before you all shout "woah there moran, that's unpossible!" let me explain myself. Over the last six months I've been not working on my game really hard. This has yielded fantastic results and I reckon I'm losing more money now than when I started. I've been a horsie in the boards steakaments several times and haven't once made a penny for my backer. Impressive, eh?

I have been playing on GJP but clearly I'm going to have to switch for this challenge. Everyone knows there are more suckouts on iPoker and I don't want anyone attributing my success in this challenge to that.
I've set up a new alias on Absolute and I'll be playing exclusively there from now on. I was considering UB but if I was playing against the "worlds greatest player ever, Phil Hellmuth" (tm) then the challange would be easier.

I was considering sitting down at a 50/100 game and shoving every hand but I reckon this strategy is far too risky. What if I were to double up first hand? This would be the ultimate disaster!
Instead I shall play 1c/2c (one table so I can really concentrate) and lose slowly. This should keep the variance down and I reckon if i play 22 hours a day between now and christmas eve I should be able to lose it all. I've downladed some new tracking software "Poker Terminator" which should further increase my chances of success. I haven't a clue how to use it properly so it should distract me enough to decrease my winrate further.

Obviously I have extreme confidence in myself so if anyone wants to bet against my I'll be more than willing to back myself at even the most unfavourable of odds.

For all of you who want to track my progress I've set up a new blog which I'll be updating everyday for your enjoyment. Link to it here.

I'd love to here you guy's views on this but obv if any of you disagree with me then I'll challenge you hu4rollz. I guarantee I'll lose so fast it'll make your head spin!!!

yeah-buddy

ill take 15%

damn! got rick rolled again, ffs

pierce hard

lol go to bed u degenerate alcoholic

Mr.Plough

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HoLLLLLaments

yeh mr plough u shud ninja edit ldo

DBC2007

ok muppet whatever u say...u give me a list of people who have turned $0 into $10k....i guarantee u it wont be long.

Samba

DBC2007 wrote: »

ok muppet whatever u say...u give me a list of people who have turned $0 into $10k....i guarantee u it wont be long.

krux

DBC2007 wrote: »

ok muppet whatever u say...u give me a list of people who have turned $0 into $10k....i guarantee u it wont be long.

you on that list?

Chucky the tree

Mr.Plough wrote: »

im so unbelievable drunk. but yeah shotgun game over geryys time imo

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a-k-47

DBC2007 wrote: »

ok muppet whatever u say...u give me a list of people who have turned $0 into $10k....i guarantee u it wont be long.

lol still biting

jimmii

Anyone who has played 1/2+ once had $0 in their account and now has $10k+. I'd say its a pretty long list. Not as long as the $10k - $0 list though I would imagine.

Make this a real chanllenge by playing ONLY 1c/2c LHE and we can have an over/under on how long before you hate life.

zuroph

i'll play u heads up, but only on fun money tables, deal?????

phantom_lord

DBC2007 wrote: »

ok muppet whatever u say...u give me a list of people who have turned $0 into $10k....i guarantee u it wont be long.

that's cause no one could be arsed doing a stupid challenge like that.

Ace2007

jimmii wrote: »

Not as long as the $10k - $0 list though I would imagine.

i'd be on this list

jimmii

Ace2007 wrote: »

i'd be on this list

I think we have discovered who DBC is.

DBC2007

hardly jimmii