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Leaving Cert.

  • 31-05-2008 5:18am
    #1
    ericl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,064 ✭✭✭


    MATHS TEST FOR SECONDARY SCHOOLS
    IN THE NORTHSIDE OF DUBLIN

    NAME _________________________

    NICK-NAME ____________________

    GANG NAME ____________________

    1. Deco has 0.5 kilos of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Vinno for 300 Euro and 90 grams to Tomo for 90 Euro a gram,what is the street value of the rest of
    his hold?


    3. Whacker wants to cut the kilo of cocaine he bought for 7,000 Euro, to make a 20% profit. How many grams of strychnine will he need?

    4. Christy got 6 years for murder. He also got ˆ350,000 for the hit. If his common law wife spends ˆ33,100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out of the 'Joy?

    Extra Credit Bonus: How much more time will Christy get for killing the
    slapper that spent his money?

    5. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square metres and the average
    letter is 1 square metre, how many letters can be sprayed with an eight fluid ounce can of spray paint with 20% extra paint free?

    6. Liamo steals Eamo's skateboard. As Liamo skates away at a speed of 35 mph, Eamo loads his brother's gun.. If it takes Eamo 20 seconds to load the gun, how far will Liamo have travelled when he gets whacked?

    ********************************************************

    DUBLIN SOUTH SIDE LEAVING CERT

    MATHS TEST FOR SECONDARY SCHOOLS
    IN THE SOUTHSIDE OF DUBLIN

    NAME______________________________________________________
    ___________________________________________________________
    ___________________________________________________________
    ___________________________________________________________
    ___________________________________________________________
    __________________(if longer, please request extra paper)

    SCHOOL____________________

    DADDY'S COMPANY___________

    1. Julian smashes up the old man's car, causing x amount of damage and
    killing three people. The old man asks his local TD to intervene in the court system, then forges his insurance claim and receives a payment of y. The difference between x and y is three times the life insurance settlement for the three dead people. What kind of car is Julian driving now?

    2. Chloe's personal shopper decides to substitute generic and own-brand
    products for the designer goods favoured by her employer. In the course of a
    month she saves the price of a return ticket to Fiji and Chloe doesn't even
    notice the difference. Is she thick or what?

    3. Roly fancies the arse off a certain number of birds, but he only has
    enough Rohypnol left to render 33.3% unconscious. If he has 14 Rohypnol, how is he ever going to shag the other two-thirds?

    4. If Savannah throws up four times a day for a week she can fit a size 8Versace.
    If she only throws up three times a day for two weeks, she has to make do with a size 10 Dolce et Gabbano. How much does liposuction cost?

    5. If Ross shouts Affluence 5 many times from the car window how many high fives is he due?

    ********************************************************
    COUNTRY LEAVING CERT

    MATHS TEST FOR SECONDARY SCHOOLS
    OUTSIDE DUBLIN

    Name: Paddy/Mary (circle one)

    1. If Paddy Joe Murphy drove a Massey Ferguson through PaddyJohn's turnip
    crop at 10miles an hour. What colour was Paddy John's tractor?

    2. If John Joe likes Mary and Mary likes Paddy, how much is a pint of stout
    in O'Brien's at the crossroads?

    3. Paddy Joe Mahoney has 25 sheep, 10 cows, 12 hens, a cockerel and 6 geese. John Joe has 12 sheep, 18 cows and 12 pigs. How much does Paddy Joe offer to John Joe for a dowry for Mary?

    4. If it takes Sarah Jane 40 minutes to cycle 12 miles to O'Brien's on the
    crossroads for the ceilidh and it takes Mary Murphy 40 minutes to walk 2 miles
    to O'Brien's, which girl will end up in John Joe's hay barn?

    5. If Paddy Joe's prize hen can lay 4 eggs every morning and his other hens
    can lay only two each the odd morning, which one will he have for Sunday dinner?


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