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I masturbate waaay too much

  • 30-05-2008 11:08pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 74 ✭✭


    Like seven times a day. That bad?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,770 ✭✭✭Bottle_of_Smoke


    Jack Bauer wrote: »
    Like seven times a day. That bad?

    How raw do you get? Stressed/studying? I go through heavy periods of **** but it sounds excessive alright!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 589 ✭✭✭irish_boy90


    would the last one not just hurt?
    guess you just got used to it but that is a bit much.
    Tbh 3 is the most I ever do that.

    Normally just once is fine for me and occasionally twice.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,639 ✭✭✭PeakOutput


    im agine how great ur girlfriend will think u are when u finally get one

    its jst training man


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    If you are using it as a distraction from dealing with other things then yes it can become a problem and habit forming.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 496 ✭✭j0e


    tbh i wouldnt worry when i was like 15 i could do loads, I done 18 in one 24hr period, and now usually have about 2 a day. someone once told me "while there is strength in your arm and blood in your willy, go for it"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 437 ✭✭MonkeyBalls


    Jack Bauer wrote: »
    Like seven times a day. That bad?

    I know a guy who's just like that.

    All he does is **** all day and watch The Wire.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,473 ✭✭✭Size=everything


    Jack Bauer wrote: »
    Like seven times a day. That bad?

    not if you want to go blind and straight to hell young man!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Not really a Problem, (Depending on you age.)

    I know a friend who if he doesnt ejaculate at least 8 times a day he gets very anxious. (His GF Liked it for a while....)

    But anyway this is not a Problem unless you start constantly going for it in Public places.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Nah you are grand, have fun.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    If you can find the time, where's the crime?

    That be my motto!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,081 ✭✭✭su_dios


    How often do you shower? lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 265 ✭✭Wanders_fan


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    If you are using it as a distraction from dealing with other things then yes it can become a problem and habit forming.

    Us guys are a Distracted bunch god love us......AM I RIGHT GUYS?*steps off his soap box


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    dont blame us if you have no interest in finding a girl though


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    7 times a day is a lot! But who's to say it's too much?

    Tell me, does it get in the way of every day living? If not, then you're grand.

    Fair ****s to ya though haha... Even if i were unemployed and in the house all day, i don't think i could manage that on a daily basis!! You must be buying lube every week!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,708 ✭✭✭allybhoy


    7 a day? man, you must have one big arm, like a crab. Ah sure where's the harm, as long as ya dont get caught or like a previous thread give some unsuspecting lady a pearl necklace


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,096 ✭✭✭ImDave


    7 a days, its good going all right, no way could i do it!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 627 ✭✭✭preilly79


    allybhoy wrote: »
    7 a day? man, you must have one big arm, like a crab.

    Classic!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 938 ✭✭✭chuci


    thats a lot alright but sure who is to say thats wrong


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    7 a day seems like a lot, for example I wouldn't say very many people do 7 a day. I doubt there's anything wrong with it but it must take up a lot of your time? Unless your 14-15 :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    I remember being told that if we did that then our foreskins wold stretch till they were too long, and we would need circumcision

    Weirdest sex-ed ever.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,193 ✭✭✭[Jackass]


    allybhoy wrote: »
    7 a day? man, you must have one big arm, like a crab.

    Haha! :D Nice!!

    Nah go for it man, there's nothing "wrong" with it, but you seriously should consider finding a hobby.

    other than ****.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23 teaman35


    7 a day - par for the course for teenagers id say

    if your older its maybe a bit weird,
    i have a mate whos middle aged on the dole and just got porn.. sorry i mean the internet ;)
    and hes **** now pretty much as a full time job!


    so have fun!
    if it doesnt kill you ... it'll make you stronger...right?! :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    I remember being told that if we did that then our foreskins wold stretch till they were too long, and we would need circumcision

    Weirdest sex-ed ever.

    circumcision ftw :D

    so OP are you chronically at 7 a day or is this like, in the last week or two or something? Maybe its just a horn-phase. Bet you its the good weather :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Unhelpful and off-topic posting will get you banned from this forum.
    Do take time to read the charter which contains the rules and abide by them.
    Have a nice day.
    Thaedydal


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭MooseJam


    don't think theres such a thing as too much


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    http://sexuality.about.com/od/masturbation/a/chronic_masturb.htm
    Engaging in Chronic Masturbation?
    What Defines Chronic Masturbation?

    By Cory Silverberg, About.com

    Updated: May 8, 2008

    About.com Health's Disease and Condition content is reviewed by the Medical Review Board
    See More About:

    * masturbation
    * masturbation myths
    * sex advice

    The term chronic masturbation isn’t strictly speaking a medical or psychological one. Usually chronic means something that lasts a long time, a condition that isn’t easily resolved. And since most of us masturbate our whole lives, by at least one definition, we all engage in chronic masturbation. Another aspect to the definition of chronic is that it is something that happens regardless of what we do, and this may be more to the point for people worried about chronic masturbation.

    In the vast majority of situations masturbation is completely healthy and concerns about chronic masturbation are unwarranted (and more related to guilt than anything else). But for some people the amount they are masturbating causes significant distress, and in those cases the behavior could be considered to be chronic masturbation.

    There is no specific diagnosis for chronic masturbation, so there is no simple test to take to figure out if you’re masturbating too much. But here are some questions you can ask yourself, and some circumstances when masturbation may in fact be a problem for you.
    Is your masturbation causing you distress?

    Like any behavior, we can use masturbation for avoidance, as a form of risk taking, or as a way of pushing our own boundaries outside of our comfort zone. If you find yourself consistently feeling bad about your masturbation, either after you’ve masturbated, or when you think about it, then you may want to take a break and figure out why. By distress I don’t mean feeling guilty, as this can be a very normal response for those of us raised with negative messages about masturbation, and surrounded by so many myths about masturbation . But if the amount your masturbating is causing you distress of any other kind, it’s worth figuring out what the problem might be.
    Is your masturbation causing (unwanted) physical pain or damage?

    If you are masturbating to the point of rubbing your skin raw, or causing any other physical pain or damage that you don’t want, you maybe over masturbating, or masturbating the wrong way. There may be a simple or complicated solution to this (simple being something like using a personal lubricant, complicated being something that involves therapy and more introspection). But if masturbation is resulting in physical pain or discomfort it may be a good time to take a break and figure out what’s going wrong.
    Is your masturbation getting in the way of your life in unwanted ways?

    You may be over masturbating if you aren’t finding time to work, go to school, and see family and friends because of your masturbation frequency. Here’s an example where masturbating once a day may be perfectly healthy and fine for one person, as they do it when it works best and doesn’t interfere with other parts of their life that are important. But if you’re masturbating once a day exactly at the time you need to be at an important obligation, there might be something more going on. If the rest of your life is being consistently disrupted by your masturbation, it may be a situation where you are over masturbating.
    Do you find yourself literally unable to stop masturbating?

    While there is nothing inherently harmful or dangerous about masturbation, it can become a compulsion or a focus of an obsession. If you feel compelled to masturbate and truly feel unable to stop masturbating, it is likely that you are over masturbating and need to find some support to explore what’s going on that is compelling you to masturbate so frequently. In situations like this it may not make sense to stop masturbating cold turkey, but might be better to find some supports (family, friends, professionals) before you start to change your masturbation behaviors.
    Resources for people who think they may be engaging in chronic masturbation.

    Finding a resource depends on where you live, what sort of health care you have, and how involved you want to get in exploring your feelings. If you have access to free sexual counseling services (through an organization like Planned Parenthood or your school) that may be enough. If you have a friend you can trust you may want to talk with them. If you need some help finding a certified sexuality professional in your area you can visit the American Association of Sexuality Educators Counselors Therapists website, where they offer a referral list.

    Be aware that there are many religious groups and organizations that consider all masturbation to be unhealthy and can take advantage of people who are looking for genuine answers by imposing their own morality at a time of vulnerability.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    OP, if needs must, needs must. Can't see a problem - once it's not interfering with the rest of your life, which I doubt would be the case with seven a day.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 74 ✭✭imarugbyball


    I know a guy who's just like that.

    All he does is **** all day and watch The Wire.

    The wire is pretty ****ing good tbh.

    Only problem is that you'll lose the killer instinct when it comes to the ladies. Ive started up again because college is over an im going away next week so i wasnt arsed getting a job. Now even if im scoring a girl in a club or whatever i just cant be arsed sometimes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,354 ✭✭✭smellslikeshoes


    Its no harm just as long as you're reasonably healthy and are eating reasonably well ( 7 a day would be pretty hectic on energy levels) and its not negatively effecting your life.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,540 ✭✭✭tenandtracer


    Its no harm just as long as you're reasonably healthy and are eating reasonably well
    Just avoid eating while on the job:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,296 ✭✭✭RandolphEsq


    Make sure you don't use porn or other fetishes (e.g. putting your head in a bowl of water) when you masturbate or else you may become addicted which can seriously impact upon your social life.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    What!!
    Seriously What ? a bwl of water.

    I am locking this thread as the op has not gotten back to it.


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