Alien First Contact

Aliens have landed in Ireland. And it's up to you to decide who make first contact with them. Who do you pick and why?

javaboy

Jim Corr obviously.

youcancallmeal

Bono

Steve_o

Mary Harney - they may be more comfortable with one of their own....

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

bubbles

Blazer

Everything TD...hopefully it'll be like Mars Attacks where they kill everyone after greeting each other.

The Bollox

YORE MA!:pac:

o1s1n

Yore Ma. She's good for probing.

o1s1n

The Bollox wrote: »

YORE MA!:pac:

Ah god damn, my internet connection timed out

Dustin

highlydebased

Michael O' Leary....

OrangeDaisy

I'd pick Ronan Keating myslf

Steve_o

hellboy99 wrote: »

Dustin

lol "Ah howaya, Oim a buildaa"....

*Aliens pack up and p**s off*

xzanti

Hector, he communicates well with folk of all cultures

TequilaMockingBird

Rb. That'd get rid of 'em.

Fratton Fred

Podge and Rodge.

Dunno why, but it would make great TV.

Hornswoggle

o1s1n wrote: »

Yore Ma. She's good for probing.

Sinead O' Connor. She'd probably scare em away though...

grahamo

Jackie Healy Ray....the aliens will f**k of and they'll never come back after meeting him!

LovelyTom

sueme wrote: »

Rb. That'd get rid of 'em.

That's a bit mean I think Rb is a good boardsie!

briantwin

Marty Whelan, Derek Mooney and Ryan Tubridy. They'll assume we're some sort of smarm based life-forms!!

LouOB

Bertie or George Bush - they are from same species and speak same language - bullsh*t

JangoFett

Hmmm, Hector does seem like a good choice, I used to hate him, but he does encapsulate the raw Irish energy we all have

What about Micheal O Murahurtigh (or whatever the correct spelling is). The man is an Irish institution...he's still alive right?

Gone West

coolock_lad or shrimp

ART6

Gorgeous Gormley. He could lecture them about the carbon emissions of their space ship, insist that they all ride bikes in future, and talk them into voting "Yes" to Lisbon. They will then return home convinced earthlings are all mad and should be avoided in future.;)

Steve

ART6 wrote: »

Gorgeous Gormley. He could lecture them about the carbon emissions of their space ship, insist that they all ride bikes in future, and talk them into voting "Yes" to Lisbon. They will then return home convinced earthlings are all mad and should be avoided in future.;)

:D LOL

If they were really hungry then send big Mary.

Daniel O'Donnell - they'd cringe so much they'd have to **** off.

chuci

ray foley he would just keep talking until they p*ssed off out of boredom/annoyance.

marco murphy

Tommy Tiernan

billymitchell

I'd fly in Tom Jones for a night, put on a huge concert in croker, and party the night away with the aliens. I'd say they would be great craic when they are drunk, them aliens!

gollyitsolly

Yer man, whatshisname? Brendan Kilkenny. Always trying to get on tele. Come to think of it, HE,S probably one of them:eek:

biko

I'd send Eamon Dunphy, and shout to the aliens "He's got a gun!"

bronte

gollyitsolly wrote: »

Yer man, whatshisname? Brendan Kilkenny. Always trying to get on tele. Come to think of it, HE,S probably one of them:eek:

Him or Pat bleedin Kenny!

KnifeWRENCH

I choose ME :pac:

thusspakeblixa

Send 118 and 50 from the ads
At least if the alien were aggressive we'd be rid of them.
Also I'd love for them to be the stereotypical human being to the aliens for a laugh

Sherifu

Gaybo.