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Pre-emptive strike

  • 29-05-2008 4:36pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,620 ✭✭✭


    Well, we all know that a human is just another potential zombie.

    So if you were to have a pre-emptive strike and start thinning the numbers of potentials out there, who would you pick?

    Argh..... I'd like to limit it to one choice, but well, I'm a hate filled man.

    I'd go for half the dáil, anyone's that's ever appeared on a reality TV show, assorted people I know/worked with and Austria.

    Lets hear your choices.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 725 ✭✭✭KingLoser


    The middle east.

    Kamikaze zombies + denied their virgins = bad news.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,930 ✭✭✭Martron


    depends what type of zombies they were. as in smart running kind or stupid walking kind. because if it was the smart running kind well my friend everyone is fair game. if stupid walking kind i would take out the kids first. kids can fit through holes in your barricades ( and quite frankly are the more dangerous type of zombie as ppl would think twice before popping a cap in his head)


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    Nazi Zombies are the worst. Them first.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,477 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    With so many people in the world, who could i choose to strike at first. I'd proberly go with the people involed in Waste Management since they'll be the first to get infected, then i'd strike at the President of Ireland and take over the Aras, we're going to need a fortress in order to take on the Zombie Plague and finally i'd take out The Dail because we'll have to form a new government and knowing the Dail who are a bunch of lick asses, they proberly willingly bend over to the Zombies as soon as the step onto the doorstep


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Dinter


    Riddle101 wrote: »
    knowing the Dail who are a bunch of lick asses, they proberly willingly bend over to the Zombies as soon as the step onto the doorstep

    Course they would. If people don't die then they'd still have a vote.

    Parties will have to take into account the grey vote, pink vote and now the greenish yellow and red vote.

    In all fairness they'd be easy to tailor your campaign to. Only one demand and that's for braaaaaiiiiiiiins.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,082 ✭✭✭✭chopperbyrne


    What's that overly PC crowd, Pavee Point?

    "Zombies have rights too!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,778 ✭✭✭Sod'o swords


    Kill the dead!


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    What's that overly PC crowd, Pavee Point?

    "Zombies have rights too!"

    they have the right to die by my hand.

    Also my sword, gun, and flame.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 510 ✭✭✭animan


    SDooM wrote: »
    they have the right to die by my hand.

    Also my sword, gun, and flame.

    Dammit man whats worse a zombie or a flaming zombie.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    animan wrote: »
    Dammit man whats worse a zombie or a flaming zombie.

    Depends where the flaming zombie is... middle of a load of other zombies? Good.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 510 ✭✭✭animan


    SDooM wrote: »
    Depends where the flaming zombie is... middle of a load of other zombies? Good.

    No. Very bad. A horde of flaming Zombies chasing you not good.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 589 ✭✭✭irish_boy90


    Anyone who is a fast runner


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    animan wrote: »
    No. Very bad. A horde of flaming Zombies chasing you not good.

    At least you would see them coming


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,778 ✭✭✭Sod'o swords


    But this raises an other question, what's scarier that a horde of z's?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,525 ✭✭✭DanGerMus


    Dinter wrote: »
    In all fairness they'd be easy to tailor your campaign to. Only one demand and that's for braaaaaiiiiiiiins.

    Yeah but it's not like the dail members have this in abundance to be just givin it away. Although lack of ability to fulfill promises has never stopped em before.
    animan wrote: »
    No. Very bad. A horde of flaming Zombies chasing you not good.

    Flombies... :pac:


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    But this raises an other question, what's scarier that a horde of z's?

    Horde of Irish Surfer zombies?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,778 ✭✭✭Sod'o swords


    Well i was going to say the horde of polititions before a general election, but yeah, surfer z's are bad too......


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