What would you do?

L31mr0d

Here's a hypothetical for you.

You've finally bagged a date with this girl/guy and go out with them to this hip and trendy restaurant. You's order your meal, and half way through whatever you've eaten has passed through you like a greased pig down a water shoot.

So you quickly run off to the loo and realize there's only one for both male/female and disabled. You unload and unleash the most ungodly stench.

As you finish up and open the door, your date is standing there waiting to go in. Not knowing how long they've been standing there, what they've heard or what they can already smell do you:

A) Pass by them unphased and return to your table letting them go in
Make up some lame excuse like there was some fat, unhealthy slob in there before you who stank up the place
C) Make a joke about the smell they are about to walk into, along the lines of "...now for dessert, enjoy!"
D) Blushed and red you apologize and awkwardly mention something about not feeling well or the food not agreeing with you.
E) Block their way and tell them they can't use the toilet and make up a lame excuse like its out of order or won't flush
F) ... or choose mysterious option F (please detail what it is)

Keano

Walk out saying I needed that

Nichololas

Probably something atarily different to your options.

Niamho!

D. but without the Blushing probably. im a pretty up-front person.
And im only human. if the foosd doesnt agree with me theres nothing i can do!
...lucky for me i dont Poo though....Ever.

FunkZ

Haha go back in the toilet, lock it and turn off yer phone!

RATM

Tell her your bed farts are even stinkier:D

Boom_Bap

F) Hold your hand up and await for her to give you a high 5.

Sherifu

Toilet's broke.

Kold

Punch her in the stomach and fireman carry her home for some unconcentual sex.

The Queen

Ask her can she beat that? And if she can, dinner is on you.

javaboy

I usually find a line from a film such as "I have exorcised the demons" or "I love the smell of napalm poo in the morning" works well.

kwestfan08

B. But instead of a fat bloke I'd just say it was yore ma!!:D

funk-you

F) "Ah sure, it'll put hairs on yer chest."

-Funk

the whole year inn

Boom_Bap wrote: »

F) Hold your hand up and await for her to give you a high 5.

lol you forgot the "Boo yay!"

Boom_Bap

gob_smacked wrote: »

lol you forgot the "Boo yay!"

I thought that was a given?

Steve_o

Put your foot against the door once she's gone in and don't let her out... if she doesn't pass out in 10 mins, dinner is on you!

GirlInterrupted

I'd slam the door, climb out the window and never think of it again. Oh! the shame:o.

The Artist

blame gordon ramsday!

Ruu_Old

Jump up and down with excitement and say "I HAVE to show you this!" You're on a winner.

Black Swan

L31mr0d wrote: »

Here's a hypothetical for you.

You've finally bagged a date with this girl/guy

She-male?;)

L31mr0d wrote:

F) ... or choose mysterious option F (please detail what it is)

Interplanetary space invaders? Taibhse? Toilet-Gate Conspiracy?

MOH

Out of curiosity, how hypothetical is this?

javaboy

MOH wrote: »

Out of curiosity, how hypothetical is this?

He's posting from his phone on the throne.

^That rhymes and you know it rhymes.

L31mr0d

MOH wrote: »

Out of curiosity, how hypothetical is this?

well I didn't post from the throne, but I was thinking whilst on it "what would I do if I walked out and my boss was there waiting to walk in"... then I thought "what could be worse than that?"

Thankfully I'm married now and don't have to worry about the stresses of dating anymore.

biko

Point at a foreigner and say "Oh you smell". Preferably American if you can see one but Kiwis is ok too.