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Jesus and the Boyo's (its only a joke)

  • 29-05-2008 8:10am
    #1
    ryoishin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 754 ✭✭✭


    Jesus, in a very worried state, convened all of his apostles and disciples to an emergency meeting because of the high drug consumption problem all over the world.

    After giving it much thought they reached the conclusion that in order to better deal with the problem, that they should try the drugs themselves and then decide on the correct way to proceed.

    It was therefore decided that a commission made-up of some of the members return to earth to get the different types of drugs.

    The secret operation is effected and two days later the commissioned disciples begin to return to heaven.

    Jesus, waiting at the door, lets in the first disciple:

    'Who is it?'
    'It's Paul'
    Jesus opens the door.
    'What did you bring Paul?'
    'Hashish from Morocco'
    'Very well son, come in.'

    'Who is it?'
    'It's Mark'
    Jesus opens the door.
    'What did you bring Mark?'
    'Marijuana from Colombia'
    'Very well son, come in.'

    'Who is it?'
    'It's Matthew'
    Jesus opens the door.
    'What did you bring Matthew ?'
    'Cocaine from Bolivia'
    'Very well son, come in.'

    'Who is it?'
    'It's John'
    Jesus opens the door.
    'What did you bring John ?'
    'Crack from New York'
    'Very well son, come in.'

    'Who is it?'
    'It's Luke'
    Jesus opens the door.
    'What did you bring Luke ?'
    'Speed from Amsterdam'
    'Very well son, come in.'

    'Who is it?'
    'It's Judas'
    Jesus opens the door.
    'What did you bring Judas ?'

    'FBI MOTHER F**KERS! EVERYONE AGAINST THE WALL!'


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