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Good for putting you to sleep

MooseJam · 2008-05-29 02:01:46

I was counting sheep there and got to 27 before I thought this ain't gonna work so I hopped outa the sack and on here in the hope someone will have a better idea, anybody ? I'll give it two minutes then i'm back in the sack

29-05-2008 2:01am

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I was counting sheep there and got to 27 before I thought this ain't gonna work so I hopped outa the sack and on here in the hope someone will have a better idea, anybody ? I'll give it two minutes then i'm back in the sack

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#2 29-05-2008 2:04am

Esel

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Not Your Ornery Onager

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Try counting down backwards from 1000.

Not your ornery onager

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#3 29-05-2008 2:04am

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Rusty shovel to the head oughta do it :pac: Or you could just try listening to slow music, that always makes me drift off a little.
If you have Bloomberg watch it for a few mins: financial news is interminably dull.

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#4 29-05-2008 2:09am

MooseJam

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good stuff, will try counting down backwards from 1000 and failing that i'll get out the ipod

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#5 29-05-2008 2:30am

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Try this...

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054968841

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#6 29-05-2008 3:21am

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Xposé on TV3

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#7 29-05-2008 3:40am

Rb

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Have a tug.

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#8 29-05-2008 7:14am

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Wine and sex. In that order.

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#9 29-05-2008 7:15am

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Rb wrote: »

Have a tug.

watna wrote: »

Wine and sex. In that order.

+1

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#10 29-05-2008 7:25am

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**** or sh|t. Or both (but not at the same time)...

Or a warm cup of milk, with a half-a-tablespoon of honey.

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#11 29-05-2008 8:01am

LouOB

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I started counting one night - got to 436 zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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#12 29-05-2008 8:17am

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a giant bong

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#13 29-05-2008 8:40am

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the_syco wrote: »

Or both (but not at the same time)...

Why?

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#14 29-05-2008 8:43am

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I can never understand the whole counting malarky - aren't you meant to switch off you brain instead of keeping it ticking over??

Closing my eyes and blocking out thoughts by imagining an empty black room works for me

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#15 29-05-2008 8:55am

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Stop thinking, always works for me, I fall asleep before my head hits the pillow. If there's something floating around in your mind then it will only keep you awake!

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#16 29-05-2008 9:03am

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Korvanica wrote: »

a giant bong

Doesn't even need to be giant!!!

Also, Euronews (if your up that late)

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#17 29-05-2008 9:04am

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Reading at night gets my eyes real heavy and i kind of just drift off.

But its weird bcause during the day if im reading i can read a book for hours.....

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#18 29-05-2008 9:18am

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try reading cecilia aherns biography... the though of it makes me sleepy....

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#19 29-05-2008 9:28am

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S.I.R wrote: »

try reading cecilia aherns biography... the though of it makes me sleepy....

She has a biography?? She hasn't done enough to warrant a pamphlet let alone a biography.... but i agree, the thoughts of that would put you to sleep!

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#20 29-05-2008 9:41am

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A hand shandy and your out.A bit of advise dont drink a bottle of buckfast and then go to bed.Dont stay on boards posting random crap thinking its funnty then waiting for a reply.

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#21 29-05-2008 10:38am

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I find listening to anything with Donald Sutherland talking in it will send me right off to sleep.

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#22 29-05-2008 11:28am

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Night nurse if having a serious bout of insomnia.

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#23 29-05-2008 11:36am

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the_syco wrote: »

**** or sh|t. Or both (but not at the same time)...

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why not both at the same time, i beleive its called a shank.

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#24 29-05-2008 11:59am

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stevoman wrote: »

why not both at the same time, i beleive its called a shank.

I'd hate to be your cellmate.

-Funk

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#25 29-05-2008 12:16pm

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imagimne yourself sleeping does the trick for moi!

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#26 29-05-2008 12:22pm

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gotta vote for the ****.
Sleepy time for me once the big guy spits out the goods

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#27 29-05-2008 12:25pm

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A joint

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#28 29-05-2008 12:56pm

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bring a wooden mallet to your bed and thump ye head! tweet! tweet! sweet dreams.:cool:

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#29 29-05-2008 2:11pm

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Pat Kenny does it for me he comes on a zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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