Slutzville

JohnCleary

Did anyone see the house on Cookes Corner (The Newcastle side of the pharmacy) that's called 'Slutzville' ... If I ever hear a party going on in there, i'll knock down the door if needs be to get access

LadyMayBelle

Was at a party in a house that may match that description just last week...

dcukhunter

LadyPennyworth wrote: »

Was at a party in a house that may match that description just last week...

Dang must have missed that sounds like fun though

Zzippy

JohnCleary wrote: »

Did anyone see the house on Cookes Corner (The Newcastle side of the pharmacy) that's called 'Slutzville' ... If I ever hear a party going on in there, i'll knock down the door if needs be to get access

Can you be more specific on the directions please?!

danniemcq

party in my pants?

danniemcq

danniemcq wrote: »

party in my pants?

Awesome. Meet you there.

We need a thumbs up smiley.

Redhairedguy

danniemcq wrote: »

party in my pants?

Not after last time!

Still can't get the smell of beetroots out of my hair....

Phaetonman

I met my girlfriend in a house, number 69. It had a lovely brass '69' on the front.

Thing is the house was never in its lifetime number 69. Just when it had 7 college girls in it for the year.

danniemcq

like that movie threesome!

RHG you spilled it the stain still won't come out of carpet

boneyarsebogman

toiletduck

I suggest we whip up a posse of internets men to descend upon this domicile by mid noon. Takers?

big b

toiletduck wrote: »

I suggest we whip up a posse of internets men to descend upon this domicile by mid noon. Takers?

Penicillin for sale. Reasonable rates.

toiletduck

Cheers, but I have my lucky Mars bar wrapper condom.

TerrorFirmer

toiletduck wrote: »

Cheers, but I have my lucky Mars bar wrapper condom.

Can't beat the inside out tayto salt and vinegar, for her extra pleasure.

Bass Cadet

Have seen it alright, wouldn't have copped it until it was pointed out to me by a mate...I'm intrigued to say the least!

danniemcq

TerrorFirmer wrote: »

Can't beat the inside out tayto salt and vinegar, for her extra pleasure.

that tingle from a fresh bag... ah

toiletduck

Ffs man, think of the environment. A quick rinse under the tap post-coitus and it's good to go again. Same for the tatyo bag.

Zzippy

toiletduck wrote: »

Cheers, but I have my lucky Mars bar wrapper condom.

TerrorFirmer wrote: »

Can't beat the inside out tayto salt and vinegar, for her extra pleasure.

I think if I got lucky in a house called that I'd be wearing the Tiger Balm condom :pac:

(Wear 2 condoms with tiger balm rubbed in between. If one splits, someone's sure as hell going to notice )

Fey!

danniemcq wrote: »

that tingle from a fresh bag... ah

I've gone out with a few bags, but I'm not sure quite how fresh they were...

po0k

Zzippy wrote: »

I think if I got lucky in a house called that I'd be wearing the Tiger Balm condom :pac:

(Wear 2 condoms with tiger balm rubbed in between. If one splits, someone's sure as hell going to notice )

Could just not wear two condoms as directed, increase sensitivity, reduce chance of slipping off or them both splitting from friction.
Condoms aint rocketscience.

But sure you can always pull out and leave her/them like a painter's radio.

Gotta love the odd high-brow thread like this that gallops through here every now and then.

danniemcq

po0k wrote: »

Gotta love the odd high-brow thread like this that gallops through here every now and then.

agreeed the Donegal forum is all serious and no fun compared to Galway.

Galway FTW

Redhairedguy

po0k wrote: »

Could just not wear two condoms as directed, increase sensitivity, reduce chance of slipping off or them both splitting from friction.
Condoms aint rocketscience.

Double bagging does not work X2

Zzippy

po0k wrote: »

Could just not wear two condoms as directed, increase sensitivity, reduce chance of slipping off or them both splitting from friction.
Condoms aint rocketscience.

But sure you can always pull out and leave her/them like a painter's radio.

Gotta love the odd high-brow thread like this that gallops through here every now and then.

Redhairedguy wrote: »

Double bagging does not work X2

I'm aware of that, it was a flippant remark. But I do know that guys who work on oil rigs in Africa use the "tiger balm technique", as they think they will have extra protection from HIV when using prostitutes there. The actual practicality of having one split and feeling tiger balm down there does not bear thinking about!

Redhairedguy

Zzippy wrote: »

I'm aware of that, it was a flippant remark. But I do know that guys who work on oil rigs in Africa use the "tiger balm technique", as they think they will have extra protection from HIV when using prostitutes there. The actual practicality of having one split and feeling tiger balm down there does not bear thinking about!

Woah dude... Balm down.

JohnCleary

DonalN

do a lot of stalking do you ??...have you gone through their bins yet ??

Nuggles

So openly advertising a brothel....

JohnCleary

DonalN wrote: »

do a lot of stalking do you ??...have you gone through their bins yet ??

Yeah but nothing interesting in there :pac: How do you stalk a house? It's always in the same place!

On a serious note, was walking past last night and had the camera cause I was at the fireworks, it was the GF who took the pic.. I don't even own a digicam

brianthebard

Man you galway peeps are all pervs...Can't wait for the move!

baglady

ya its hilarious walk past it all the time, is it girls or lads living there i always wonder

pucan

toiletduck wrote: »

A quick rinse under the tap post-coitus and it's good to go again.

Use Listerine. Kills all germs

hada

baglady wrote: »

ya its hilarious walk past it all the time, is it girls or lads living there i always wonder

saw two lads walk into it about a month ago with shopping.

we can all stop fantasising about going in there and having groups and groups of women throw themselves on us.... oh well!

po0k

It's Klingon for Kilfuddert Lodge.