What The ****!!!!

estebancambias

Jesus christ TV3. I was watching some fat ass try to lose weight on this programme on TV3. All well and good, until they start talking about how a normal persons **** shouldn't smell ''like that''.....disgusting? Well the worst was yet to come...they show a group of people monitoring and dissecting this fat tub of goo's ****. If that wasn't bad enough, I was eating a fecking pizza. Now I can't eat it. TV3 could you please give me a warning!!!!! Its not even 7 yet. If that was a girl they would block out her tits, so why the hell do they flaunt some fat jackasses ****.

Sorry but I'm sick after that.

aidan_walsh

Meh, Gillian McKeith is a well documented **** stirrer.

estebancambias

Meh? I nearly got sick man.

But to be fair the fat guy cracked a good joke about take away food.

tribulus

Where are you based? Can I collect your pizza, I'm really hungry!

But yeah Gillain McKeith has received a lot of flak over her advice as well as some dubious qualifications.

bandit197

estebancambias wrote: »

Jesus christ TV3. I was watching some fat ass try to lose weight on this programme on TV3. All well and good, until they start talking about how a normal persons **** shouldn't smell ''like that''.....disgusting? Well the worst was yet to come...they show a group of people monitoring and dissecting this fat tub of goo's ****. If that wasn't bad enough, I was eating a fecking pizza. Now I can't eat it. TV3 could you please give me a warning!!!!! Its not even 7 yet. If that was a girl they would block out her tits, so why the hell do they flaunt some fat jackasses ****.

Sorry but I'm sick after that.

LOL ^^glad I was finished my dinner before I read this. Funny post!

estebancambias

tribulus wrote: »

Where are you based? Can I collect your pizza, I'm really hungry!

But yeah Gillain McKeith has received a lot of flak over her advice as well as some dubious qualifications.

I would do, but its going in the fridge to be consumed at a later date.

Redpunto

That G McK one is a bloody eijiit, heard her say once you should eat greens becuase thats where the chlorofyll is and it'll help your body absord O2. She looks like a prune having a fart.

tribulus

http://jmdl.com/howard/rants/Gillian-McKeith-quotes.html

There's plenty there.

Crazy Lady wrote:

Sugar and chemicals disturb the body's biochemical balance and dislocate brain function.

Got to be my favourite.

EKRIUQ

tribulus wrote: »

as well as some dubious qualifications.

She wanted to be called DR Gillain McKeith but holds no doctorate and obtained one of those internet doctorate's for $2,000. Her qualification is in business.

KnifeWRENCH

God, Gillian McKeith is a miserable old bag. If she ever smiled, her face would probably smash into a million pieces.
Call me nitpicky but if I was obese I'd rather get diet advice from a qualified nutritionist than some raving unqualified loony with a s**t fetish!

tribulus wrote: »

http://jmdl.com/howard/rants/Gillian-McKeith-quotes.html

There's plenty there.

Nice find! I think my favourite is "Floating stools that will not flush show a liver imbalance":D

Mossy Monk

estebancambias wrote: »

Jesus christ TV3. I was watching some fat ass try to lose weight on this programme on TV3. All well and good, until they start talking about how a normal persons **** shouldn't smell ''like that''.....disgusting? Well the worst was yet to come...they show a group of people monitoring and dissecting this fat tub of goo's ****. If that wasn't bad enough, I was eating a fecking pizza. Now I can't eat it. TV3 could you please give me a warning!!!!! Its not even 7 yet. If that was a girl they would block out her tits, so why the hell do they flaunt some fat jackasses ****.

Sorry but I'm sick after that.

Interesting how you continued to watch it.

deisemum

It's like car crash tv.

Did ye see the one where she's talking about poo that's really mucousy and sticky and that means that it's all not coming out, that some of it is actually sticking to your insides.:eek:

Tails142

shit inside my ass... no way!!!:eek:

elshambo

Take triplets in a similar state health wise.
Get one to spend a friday night in Brogans Drinking the black stuff,
one in Grogans and one in Hogans

Get Gillian McKeith to inspect all 3 outputs in the morning and see which one is the 500lb slob on his death bed

Pigman II

It's true. Normal people shouldn't smell like that. Some fat people just stink.

Normal people shouldn't look like Gillian McKeith either btw, so there is taking efforts to remove your body odour to extremes also.

kevmy

tribulus wrote: »

But yeah Gillain McKeith has received a lot of flak over her advice as well as some dubious qualifications.

Yeah dubious. In other words totally made up by her and the University of T'interweb.
She really annoys because it's people like her that made a substantial section of society stop going to doctors, nutritionists, health care professionals and real scientists in general. Because if you don't know anything on the subject she gives just enough real science mixed in with mumbo jumbo to make people think they are getting proper advice.
She also has the manner of a Trinny and Susannah body makeover which is not the way to encourage people to lose weight and keep it lost as they are losing it for all the wrong reasons ie. scared of her, because other people think you should, everyone thinks your disgusting etc.
Really that woman sickens me.

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Steve_o

Pigman II wrote: »

Normal people shouldn't look like Gillian McKeith either btw.

lol, she looks like she lives on a diet of Pine cones and Tin foil... she wrecks my head....

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

You're watching TV3 for fvck's sake - what do you expect?! Mastermind?

It's like those Christian oldies who watch porn and then complain about it.