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Breaking news..

  • 27-05-2008 9:04am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,693 ✭✭✭


    [Stolen from Leinster fans!]

    Munster Players severely reprimanded

    Munster players Doug Howlett and Rua Tipoki have both been fined and
    reprimanded by the Munster Branch on foot of an incident that occurred
    during last Saturday's HEC Final in Cardiff.

    The incident took place mid-way through the second half when Tipoki
    sidestepped a Toulouse tackler and made a break before passing the ball to
    Howlett who would have scored a try had the pass not been adjudged forward
    by male model and part-time referee Nigel Owen.

    "Both lads are well aware that Munster Rugby does not tolerate any of our
    backs attempting to play running rugby," explained a visibly annoyed Munster
    PRO Pat Geraghty. "Earlier this season, Brian Carney was excluded from our
    HEC Squad for trying something similar and it is completely unacceptable for
    highly paid recruits from the Southern Hemisphere to seek to disrupt the balance
    of the team by attempting to play such an alien brand of rugby."

    "From an early age, every aspiring Munster back is coached to run straight into the
    nearest opposing player before going to ground and setting the ball back so that the
    forwards can take over. That is the Munster way - as known and admired throughout the
    world - and we're not going to allow a pair of glory-hunting blow-ins to damage our image."

    "Munster Rugby would like to apologise to the many supporters who were
    shocked or offended by this shameful incident," added Mr. Geraghty "I have already been in
    touch with Toyota and have assured them that this aberration will not happen again.
    "Our fans can rest assured that Doug and Rua have been warned that any repetition of this
    unacceptable behaviour will have very serious consequences for both of them."

    ENDS

    :D


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,519 ✭✭✭Oafley Jones


    [Stolen from Leinster fans!]

    And that's where it should have stayed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,541 ✭✭✭Heisenberg.


    This post has been deleted.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 283 ✭✭escobar


    Yawn...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,772 ✭✭✭toomevara



    "Both lads are well aware that Munster Rugby does not tolerate any of our
    backs attempting to play running rugby," explained a visibly annoyed Munster

    :D

    Yes, as a Munster man I must say I was shocked and appalled at these frequent and frankly unwarranted attempts at so-called 'running rugby' *snort* Utterly outrageous and I hope this will bring a quick end to this unseemly affair...

    Howlett and the rest of his upstart NZ girly-boy buddies had better wise up or ship out back to Canterbury. Who told them to overstep their role of looking decorative and hanging about smoking fags in the backfield!!..I blame Kidney for this dangerous innovation....

    I mean what next? Pink shirts and cocktails?...Down with this sort of thing!!!! Sometimes men, the price of Victory is too high....*munches hang sangich, forlornly rubs life sized bronze replica of Bull hayes' head. while looking whistfully into the middle distance*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,693 ✭✭✭tHE vAGGABOND


    Oh FFS - its just something silly that made me smile this morning.

    Get a sense of humor!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,987 ✭✭✭✭zAbbo


    I thought it was funny


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,023 ✭✭✭Tim Robbins


    zAbbo wrote: »
    I thought it was funny
    +1


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,473 ✭✭✭Size=everything


    I laughed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 184 ✭✭ibuprofen


    Another Munster v Leinster thread. Wow how origional:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,473 ✭✭✭Size=everything


    ibuprofen wrote: »
    Another Munster v Leinster thread. Wow how origional:(

    It's not. It's a joke for christ sake and a funny one at that.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭Homer


    ibuprofen wrote: »
    Another Munster v Leinster thread. Wow how origional:(

    Another spelling mistake.. Even more original :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,174 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    Have to say I laughed...it's a joke...no need for people to take it so series!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,238 ✭✭✭Junior


    Ahh made me grin.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,044 ✭✭✭gcgirl


    Next one please!! _41667548_trophy_getty.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,601 ✭✭✭Marshy


    Thought it was funny :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,848 ✭✭✭bleg


    royal-fail.jpg

    fail.jpg

    20080524_fireworks_300.jpg

    Rank Team Name Total Points Pts 2007-2008 Pts 2006-2007 Pts 2005-2006 Pts 2004-2005
    1 Munster 31 11 4 11 5


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 28,161 Mod ✭✭✭✭Podge_irl


    Good lord, its a joke. Some people are taking this far too seriously. Actually, taking it even one iota seriously is stupid.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,681 ✭✭✭✭P_1


    Thought it was quite funny myself. Just to balance things out, here's the same joke but this time taking a pop at Leinster.



    Leinster Players severely reprimanded

    Leinster players Ollie Le Roux and Stan Wright have both been fined and
    reprimanded by the Leinster Branch on foot of several incidents that occurred
    during last season's Magners League and Heineken Cup.

    The incidents took place throughout the season when Le Roux and Wright
    consistantly played what is known as 'up the jumper rugby'.

    "Both lads are well aware that Leinster Rugby does not tolerate any of our
    forwards attempting to play anything but running rugby," explained a visibly annoyed Leinster
    PRO Tarqinn Coughlan-Baker. "Earlier this season, Juan Gomez was excluded from our
    HEC Squad for trying something similar and it is completely unacceptable for
    highly paid recruits from the Southern Hemisphere to seek to disrupt the balance
    of the team by attempting to play such an alien brand of rugby."

    "From an early age, every aspiring Leinster forward is coached to run straight into the
    nearest opposing player before going to ground and losing the ball back so that the
    backs can take over and intercept and run the ball from our 22. That is the Leinster way - as known and admired throughout the
    world - and we're not going to allow a pair of glory-hunting blow-ins to damage our image."

    "Leinster Rugby would like to apologise to the many supporters who were
    shocked or offended by this shameful incident," added Mr. Coughlan-Baker "I have already been in
    touch with Bank of Ireland and have assured them that this aberration will not happen again.
    "Our fans can rest assured that Ollie and Stan have been warned that any repetition of this
    unacceptable behaviour will have very serious consequences for both of them."

    ENDS

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,987 ✭✭✭✭zAbbo


    Haha, love them both


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,023 ✭✭✭Tim Robbins


    pithater1 wrote: »
    Thought it was quite funny myself. Just to balance things out, here's the same joke but this time taking a pop at Leinster.



    Leinster Players severely reprimanded

    Leinster players Ollie Le Roux and Stan Wright have both been fined and
    reprimanded by the Leinster Branch on foot of several incidents that occurred
    during last season's Magners League and Heineken Cup.

    The incidents took place throughout the season when Le Roux and Wright
    consistantly played what is known as 'up the jumper rugby'.

    "Both lads are well aware that Leinster Rugby does not tolerate any of our
    forwards attempting to play anything but running rugby," explained a visibly annoyed Leinster
    PRO Tarqinn Coughlan-Baker. "Earlier this season, Juan Gomez was excluded from our
    HEC Squad for trying something similar and it is completely unacceptable for
    highly paid recruits from the Southern Hemisphere to seek to disrupt the balance
    of the team by attempting to play such an alien brand of rugby."

    "From an early age, every aspiring Leinster forward is coached to run straight into the
    nearest opposing player before going to ground and losing the ball back so that the
    backs can take over and intercept and run the ball from our 22. That is the Leinster way - as known and admired throughout the
    world - and we're not going to allow a pair of glory-hunting blow-ins to damage our image."

    "Leinster Rugby would like to apologise to the many supporters who were
    shocked or offended by this shameful incident," added Mr. Coughlan-Baker "I have already been in
    touch with Bank of Ireland and have assured them that this aberration will not happen again.
    "Our fans can rest assured that Ollie and Stan have been warned that any repetition of this
    unacceptable behaviour will have very serious consequences for both of them."

    ENDS

    :D
    Not bad! But those both those props can pass the ball.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,198 ✭✭✭✭Crash


    Hehehe I love the Leinster one simply for the shot at Gomez. Lighten up folks, its just a joke.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,473 ✭✭✭Size=everything


    bleg wrote: »
    royal-fail.jpg

    fail.jpg

    20080524_fireworks_300.jpg

    Rank Team Name Total Points Pts 2007-2008 Pts 2006-2007 Pts 2005-2006 Pts 2004-2005
    1 Munster 31 11 4 11 5







    ......someone can't take a joke.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,341 ✭✭✭✭Chucky the tree


    I enjoyed the "fail" pictures aswell. Tarquin, loll


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,958 ✭✭✭✭RuggieBear


    Georgieboy banned for personal abuse.
    Rickhatton be very careful.
    Posts deleted. Thread closed


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,198 ✭✭✭✭Crash


    ....annnnd banned.
    Thats what happens when I dont refresh the page before posting.


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