Best place to be during an outbreak

nkay1985

The yin to this thread's (http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055299000) yang.

Let's see your imaginations guys.

zuroph

army barracks.
bunratty castle.

Nerin

standing beside me :cool:



:pac:

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

shakira

Doctor DooM

Somewhere where there's no people. Laois or something.

Sod'o swords

In a crowd of zombies, that's the place they least suspect you to be....

Nerin

Sod'o swords wrote: »

In a crowd of zombies, that's the place they least suspect you to be....

o/ *waves goodbye*

iFight

In Will Smith's arms... dreamy.

Sod'o swords

Nerin wrote: »

o/ *waves goodbye*

Then is eaten by a horde of zombies while i stand there and laugh!

c - 13

My own house. Easily destoyable stairs, access to two roof levels, plus terraced houses so escape across the rooftops is an option if nessecary.

Familiar with the geographical area for about 20 miles radius.

Family cars and my pick up within jumping distance from the lower roof as an escape route if nessecary.

Small town so smaller outbreak, right between 3 points to scavenge for food (not to mention 2 pubs spitting distance from the house).

Garda station close by to hopefully scavenge radios.

Plenty large drums to contain & collect water, A variety of fruit and vegetables growing in the gardens already, a variety of pointy and blunt implements strewn throughout the sheds and house that can be used to my advantage.

A mans home truely is his castle.

Takk

Zombie fan convention.

'Was about to post this to "Worst place to be...", what with the confusion of who is/isn't etc, but realized if you could readily identify non-zombies, then you'd be amongst the group of people most prepared and readily organizable for Z-Day.

Mantel

The magazine fort in Pheonix park, need to bring your own supplies though or somewhere that freezes over for the winter for a respite from the hoards.

armour87

c - 13 wrote: »

My own house. Easily destoyable stairs, access to two roof levels, plus terraced houses so escape across the rooftops is an option if nessecary.

Familiar with the geographical area for about 20 miles radius.

Family cars and my pick up within jumping distance from the lower roof as an escape route if nessecary.

Small town so smaller outbreak, right between 3 points to scavenge for food (not to mention 2 pubs spitting distance from the house).

Garda station close by to hopefully scavenge radios.

Plenty large drums to contain & collect water, A variety of fruit and vegetables growing in the gardens already, a variety of pointy and blunt implements strewn throughout the sheds and house that can be used to my advantage.

A mans home truely is his castle.

Your taking this all a bit seriously

edit: Pub

zuroph

c - 13 wrote: »

My own house. Easily destoyable stairs, access to two roof levels, plus terraced houses so escape across the rooftops is an option if nessecary.

theres ur problem....

irish_boy90

my local dunnes stores. hey it worked in dawn of the dead.

Holsten

I'm gonna go with the local Airport for me.

Only one way in and out, so if I get there before any Zombies have taken over I could last weeks.

The house would be ok too... for a few months at least.

Doctor DooM

irish_boy90 wrote: »

my local dunnes stores. hey it worked in dawn of the dead.

*Prays for Ben Dunne to be eaten*

c - 13

zuroph wrote: »

theres ur problem....

Not really, theres no access through the houses even through the attics. The walls are solid block between all the houses and theres definitely no way a zombie could use the roofs for access, you'd still need a ladder to get from the lower roof to the first floor.

armour87 wrote: »

Your taking this all a bit seriously

edit: Pub

Maybe you're not taking it seriously enough ? :mad::p

I'd imagine that Space would be a relatively good place to be during the outbreak. Failing that, however, an army barracks would suffice. At least then you could be prepared for any infiltrations that might occur, and boobytrap the grounds.

Kess73

zuroph wrote: »

army barracks.
bunratty castle.

Yep Bunratty came to my head too. The grounds around it are enclosed with a high thick stone wall, and the castle itself has walls that must be six to ten feet thick in places, plus the only entrance is a door that is well above ground level with a stairway to it that would be easy to barricade.

As long as it was well stocked with provisions, it would be a handy place to survive, and in time that dual carriage way out front would be the way to get to Limerick, Shannon, Ennis on food gathering runs in our armoured vehicles.

Raphael

c-13s house.

robby^5

Preferably a well equipped Mall in the US with access to a gun store.

Feral Mutant

The guide lists things like prisons and oil rigs but I'm thinking a zoo. The defensiveness of a prison, might be guns somewhere (probably tranquilisers which would be useless but you never know), large stores of food (some of it walking around in cages) and you could always release some of the elephants for defense. You could probably stay out of their way but zombies would go right for them which I'd have to see.

Kess73

Feral Mutant wrote: »

The guide lists things like prisons and oil rigs but I'm thinking a zoo. The defensiveness of a prison, might be guns somewhere (probably tranquilisers which would be useless but you never know), large stores of food (some of it walking around in cages) and you could always release some of the elephants for defense. You could probably stay out of their way but zombies would go right for them which I'd have to see.

And then you end up with zombie elephants around the place.

Duff

A military submarine.

unreggd

the underground lab that started the whole thing, for entertainment purposes

that, or Tesco

S.I.R

erm....


i think Poland since there nobody there anymore.... or carlow... no people there either.

Nerin

S.I.R wrote: »

or carlow... no people there either.

oh hai...

stfu :pac:
im minding carlow from zombies at the moment

Zulu

At a harbour. Get my ass into a boat.

navin.r.johnson

Funderland, if it was on of course. It's be a laugh herding zombies onto the Disco Blast and not strapping them in. It's high risk but the rewards would be highly comical. Plus you could live on giant lolly pops and candy floss! Although, worst case scenario, you yourself could get zombified and have no teeth with which to eat humans. Just make sure than when they get you they're left mopping their plates, wouldn't be hard either what with all that sugar in your system from the lolly pops and candy floss.

Sod'o swords

navin.r.johnson wrote: »

Funderland

Set them on the skangers and run, i love it!

Roen

I'd go for Antarctic base or supply ship. The Z's would freeze up cos they don't have circulation and you could just stroll nonchalantly away while they froze up.

Would also provide for some rather atmospheric 'The Thing' moments.

So freeze em out...hop on a ship to Patagonia, bit of sightseeing, then on to Argentina for hot chicks after it all blows over.

MikeHoncho

It has to be a small - medium sized boat say a 20 - 30 ft Yacht would be best as its self powered (by wind) and not reliant on fuel. Id say you would probably be best off anchoring up in one of the bigger loughs on the Shannon initially (Derg, Rea, Erne) and making your way towards the mouth of the Shannon incase you have to make a sea crossing if rescue does'nt arrive. You would need fishing rods, a depth / fish finder and a harpoon gun. You could be pretty self sufficient / safe for a long period of time providing that the fish were unafected by the virus / curse.

Tricity Bendix

The Bank of Ireland building on College Green has no windows...

Zulu

ohhhh, good one. Thick solid walls as well.

thusspakeblixa

The Smithfield Tower. You may die because of a lack of food and water, but damn, it's a nice view of the slaughter.
Either there, or in a cricket club. (just for the chance to bash 'em Shaun-style)

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Nerin wrote: »

oh hai...

stfu :pac:
im minding carlow from zombies at the moment

Isn;t Carlow already a haven for minldess zombies...?

Nerin

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Isn;t Carlow already a haven for minldess zombies...?

there are one or two souls here not on the dark side

thefinalstage

MikeHoncho wrote: »

It has to be a small - medium sized boat say a 20 - 30 ft Yacht would be best as its self powered (by wind) and not reliant on fuel. Id say you would probably be best off anchoring up in one of the bigger loughs on the Shannon initially (Derg, Rea, Erne) and making your way towards the mouth of the Shannon incase you have to make a sea crossing if rescue does'nt arrive. You would need fishing rods, a depth / fish finder and a harpoon gun. You could be pretty self sufficient / safe for a long period of time providing that the fish were unafected by the virus / curse.

Not true. Those loughs would be full of people. Over fishing/pollution (sewage) would kill off the fish pretty quickly. Not a good plan.

Riddle101

MikeHoncho wrote: »

It has to be a small - medium sized boat say a 20 - 30 ft Yacht would be best as its self powered (by wind) and not reliant on fuel. Id say you would probably be best off anchoring up in one of the bigger loughs on the Shannon initially (Derg, Rea, Erne) and making your way towards the mouth of the Shannon incase you have to make a sea crossing if rescue does'nt arrive. You would need fishing rods, a depth / fish finder and a harpoon gun. You could be pretty self sufficient / safe for a long period of time providing that the fish were unafected by the virus / curse.

I'd have to agree, since the land has been plagued by Zombies the sea would be the only option, i'd have a Yacht about the same size as his.

Things i'd have in my yacht. Fishing Net/Rod, An Axe, a shotgun for protection and a spear because unlike the harpoon gun you could use a spear as much as you want, also some rope and duct tape

KrustytheLegend

The only place to be is North Belfast! Antrim Road RUC Station is built like a fort. I've had the misfortune to be in the place and it has an armoury fully stocked of assault rifles and SMG's. The vehicles outside are all armoured landrovers. The walls are 30ft high and bomb proof. It has plenty of room. It has bunkers at street level that you can open the bullet proof glass and shoot out. Tesco's is directly across the road. It has two sets of electronically operated gates, which the dead space between is covered by a bunker.

It's a zombie death trap!

damonjewel

You could be in the superest duperest hidey hole ( the RUC one in North Antrim sounds really good) But really doesn't it all boil down to some daft git with a conscience that won't let anyone kill the pregnant chick/granny/child who has 'a scratch', or if it is a 100% bite for sure he will say something along the lines of 'but we are lowering ourselves to their standards' or 'where is your humanity' etc. :pac:

irish_boy90

What about Croke Park?
think about it. Its quite secure and hopefully there would be lots of food that would have been used in the shops and restaurants there.:)

Sod'o swords

irish_boy90 wrote: »

What about Croke Park?

No, the residents would complain

KrustytheLegend

damonjewel wrote: »

You could be in the superest duperest hidey hole ( the RUC one in North Antrim sounds really good) But really doesn't it all boil down to some daft git with a conscience that won't let anyone kill the pregnant chick/granny/child who has 'a scratch', or if it is a 100% bite for sure he will say something along the lines of 'but we are lowering ourselves to their standards' or 'where is your humanity' etc. :pac:

That' wouldn't happen in real life though. People like me with no morals would kill the elderly with my ex RUC assault rifle as a waste of food and other resources..... Actually I'd save the bullets and beat them to death with a mallet. Children I would save for the sake of humanity, but if you get a Z bite then I'd kill them as quick as look at them.

The random dude that hides a bite is a constant danger, but essentially you sleep in a locked room and remain armed 24hrs a day!!!!!

Jesus Juice

man i would kill thr scratched person and the whiny where is your humanity lad!