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What would you lose ???

  • 23-05-2008 11:07am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 149 ✭✭


    If you walked on a land mine and had to lose 3 limbs and it HAD to be
    one of the follwing, would it be

    - An arm and both legs gone

    - A leg and both arms gone

    What woulde it be ???

    And Why ???


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    ...


    /stabs thread in the face


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,274 ✭✭✭_feedback_


    Last of the Tampons


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 854 ✭✭✭JangoFett


    I would have to keep an arm.

    I'd be suicidal if I was in this situation, if you have an arm then you can kill yourself....but on a lighter note you can still write, eat on your own, read books and so on


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Sherifu wrote: »
    ...


    /stabs thread in the face
    rofl


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭Loopy


    an arm and both legs.. Would have to be able to wipe my own arse and eat, couldnt do that with no arms


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Two arms and a head. It'd look funny.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭nice1franko


    crap question. youd have to a complete muppet if you didnt keep an arm. opposable thumbs and all that. christy brown did alright with his left foot i suppose but it was struggle you know. "my left arm" wouldn't have sounded like it was such a huge achievement would it?

    bollix question.

    NEXT!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    crap question. youd have to a complete muppet if you didnt keep an arm. opposable thumbs and all that. christy brown did alright with his left foot i suppose but it was struggle you know. "my left arm" wouldn't have sounded like it was such a huge achievement would it?
    It depends though. If he ran the London marathon I'd be impressed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,289 ✭✭✭gucci


    Sherifu wrote: »
    ...


    /stabs thread in the face

    someone needs to do it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,764 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    How would you lose and arm after standing on a landmine? Or even both legs? It usually takes one leg and that's it...>?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    You actually have a choice ? just dont walk on landmines


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    I'd probably keep the arm. Couldn't get through life without a quick tug. (you do keep yer pleasurebone don't you? In working order?)

    PEN15 MOM! I DON'T HAVE A PEN15!!!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    The legs and the left arm can go.
    • Can eat without the use of a trough
    • You can wipe your own arse
    • Pleasure yourself
    • Pleasure a friend


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    land mines don't work like that they don't ask

    i'd keep a leg obviously thats the most useful


    thread=fail


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,758 ✭✭✭Stercus Accidit


    I wouldn't lose anything...

    Because I was wearing, um, magic armor, and it stops bombs?

    Yeah,

    Then I'd play football with the rest of yez stumps, using you all as footballs.

    Then join Man U and win the world cup, yes, the WORLD cup.

    And win the lotto too.

    Thats my choice.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Ross_Mahon


    -A leg and both arms gone

    Then work on getting mechanical limbs like Luke Skywalker


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭flanum


    id lose all my throats and some of my achilles heels. oh and four cocks.

    wtf kind of a thread is this?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,212 ✭✭✭Affable


    If you walked on a land mine and had to lose 3 limbs and it HAD to be
    one of the follwing, would it be

    - An arm and both legs gone

    - A leg and both arms gone

    What woulde it be ???

    And Why ???

    'Opinion or GTFO' :p


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,352 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    I'd keep a leg so I could kick the OP in the nads for asking such a stupid question.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,584 ✭✭✭✭Steve


    Affable wrote: »
    'Opinion or GTFO' :p

    Now you're getting the hang of it.


    I'd have to keep an arm 'cos I'm a wnaker.


    /thanks Sherifu.


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