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  • 23-05-2008 1:16am
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭


    First of all, great to see this valuable resource has been created.

    I think an important service this forum can cover is to draw attention to suspected undead on boards.

    For a long time I had reason to believe that at least 1 of the admins was a zombie, but there's not a chance they would have approved this forum if they were, so I'm relieved on that one!

    Anyone want to highlight their suspects? Please substantiate any claims and provide supporting evidence/posts


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  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes




  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    Nerin tried to eat my brain, and Im kind of attached to it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    orestes wrote: »
    How bloody dare you! :mad:
    SDooM wrote: »
    Nerin tried to eat my brain, and Im kind of attached to it
    youwish, warhawk nemesis


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    Nerin wrote: »


    you wish, warhawk nemesis


    Look! He said nemesis!!! Thats the name of a resident evil character!!! further proof! *hides*


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    SDooM wrote: »
    Look! He said nemesis!!! Thats the name of a resident evil character!!! further proof! *hides*
    ive been very involved with the monster hunting pre zombie forum.
    im hurt you'd shop me....
    anyway..i ummm...i cant...be ummm...infected. ahem.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Nerin wrote: »
    How bloody dare you! :mad:

    Sorry brother but it aint worth the risk, you know that if someone in the group gets infected they gotta be taken out. Sentimentality puts the rest of the group in jeopardy
    Nerin wrote: »
    ive been very involved with the monster hunting pre zombie forum.
    im hurt you'd shop me....
    anyway..i ummm...i cant...be ummm...infected. ahem.

    That's exactly what someone who is infected would say. I don't think we can take the risk folks

    *loads shotgun*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    orestes wrote: »
    That's exactly what someone who is infected would say. I don't think we can take the risk folks

    *loads shotgun*
    sorry,its decapitation im afraid,and you'll need a blessed sword...
    *raises hands*
    im on your side dammit!


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    Nerin wrote: »
    sorry,its decapitation im afraid,and you'll need a blessed sword...
    *raises hands*
    im on your side dammit!

    Ok, here's the deal, we'll keep you alive (undead?) for experiments. How about that?


    We'll even give you a comp so you can post BRRRAAAIIIINNNS on boards all the time. :)

    Oh and I am proud of my pre zombie board monster hunting skills :D


    OR, you could prove you're not a zombie by turing down some high quality brains or something.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    SDooM wrote: »
    Ok, here's the deal, we'll keep you alive (undead?) for experiments. How about that?


    We'll even give you a comp so you can post BRRRAAAIIIINNNS on boards all the time. :)

    Oh and I am proud of my pre zombie board monster hunting skills :D


    OR, you could prove you're not a zombie by turing down some high quality brains or something.
    brainwaves1.jpg
    now stfu
    im not a zombie
    im something entirely different :cool:


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    Nerin wrote: »
    brainwaves1.jpg
    now stfu
    im not a zombie
    im something entirely different :cool:

    Are you dog the bounty hunter? he'd sort out the zombies in no time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    SDooM wrote: »
    Are you dog the bounty hunter? he'd sort out the zombies in no time.
    im way more cultured than him :p;)


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    Nerin wrote: »
    im way more cultured than him :p;)

    To be fair, that wouldn't be hard, my actual dog is more cultured than him!

    So come on Nerin, if not you, who IS the zombie?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    SDooM wrote: »
    To be fair, that wouldn't be hard, my actual dog is more cultured than him!

    So come on Nerin, if not you, who IS the zombie?
    eh, anyone shambling around?
    i dont know of anyone on boards being a zombie, as we speak.]
    although theres a few other monsters....an incubus named randy perhaps.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Ok, I have it on good authority that nerin is not a zombie, and apparently ruubots can't become zombies, so I withdraw my earlier accusations (nerins clearance pending certain contractual technicalities)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    orestes wrote: »
    Ok, I have it on good authority that nerin is not a zombie, and apparently ruubots can't become zombies, so I withdraw my earlier accusations (nerins clearance pending certain contractual technicalities)
    *walks in with certain pale ladies*
    oh, hai.
    didnt see you there :)
    ladies, this is orestes
    *everyone leaves*
    good vampires


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    In fairness, I doubt Nerin is a Zombie. However, Ruu I am not too sure about.


    It says "Back by popular demand" on his profile.

    I can only assume this means he has been re-animated.


    *Sharpens Hackenslash blade*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    Brothers,Sisters!
    i have detected a breach in or defences.
    they walk among us here on Boards.
    for real this time.
    Either a zombie cultist or a person transforming as we speak is shuffling around boards.

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=155845

    The harpoons...
    Man them!!!

    3O2IW6Y6ADD2VP2EULBK6QZ44M6QEP3Z.jpg


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    *Loads up the dragons breath bolo bullets*

    Nerin wrote: »
    Brothers,Sisters!
    i have detected a breach in or defences.
    they walk among us here on Boards.
    for real this time.
    Either a zombie cultist or a person transforming as we speak is shuffling around boards.

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=155845

    The harpoons...
    Man them!!!

    3O2IW6Y6ADD2VP2EULBK6QZ44M6QEP3Z.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Zombie Annihilation Protocol! (Or ZAP! for short!)


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