Worst place to be during an outbreak.

Dinter

Ok, you’re sitting at home one evening as night draws slowly in. You’ve been off work sick recently and have been engrossed in GTA4 at the expense of TV or internet.

Without realising why you suddenly become aware of the plaintive sound of moaning and rustling coming from outside your sitting room window.

You stand up and walk to the window and twitch back your curtains. Just outside you see a great shambling horde of grey, foot dragging, figures lumbering ungainly past. Arms flail wildly and the strange keening sound seems to drill into your ears as they shuffle along blundering into each other.

“Shit,” says you, “it’s not the GAA final and I don’t live anywhere near Croke Park so I doubt that’s just crowds of people milling around after having one too many.”

You realise this can only mean one thing. All those people on boards were right. It’s the Zombie Apocalypse. (You sometimes jump to conclusions)

Anyway as you gather your pathetic survival kit (that you never really finished because you didn’t think you’d need it) you need to console yourself by thinking of all the people in worse places than you are.

What’s the one place you’d hate to be in at this moment?

For me it would have to be in a hospital. Jeez imagine, people reanimating all over the place while you’re trying to deal with an infection more virulent and easily passed than hepatitis.

*Shudder*

c - 13

Hospital - Imagine trying to escape zombies while you have the MRSA bug. No fun.

Middle of Nowhere - Miles from a town (maybe you were camping of something) you can only run from the ****ers for so long. They dont have to stop and rest and they cant be fatigued.

Ron DMC

Graveyards would also be a bad place to be.

meditraitor

On the misses (or someones elses misses:pac:)

uglyjohn

walking up in your tent at a music festival....lets say oxygen.

you wouldnt have your zombie survival kit (Damn security guards)

you would have f**k all food...probably be dehydrated and still a little drunk from the night before.

nowhere secure to hide/fortify....and loads of zombies roaming around outside. :eek::eek:

(mods does that count as a MCD reference and have to be edited? )

kowloon

Balbriggan, it's pretty much the worst place to be, Zombies may improve it though:D

tritium

A locked mortuary would be pretty bad

Then again, what were you doing in a locked mortuary in the first place.......

MooseJam

a cinema would be pretty bad if all the patrons had turned

Creature

The set of a zombie movie.

Redpunto

Stuck on loo with a case of IBS:D

LovelyTom

Some where like ****** if all the crowds turned. You'd be fcuked then!

Hospitals, mortituarys, doctors and churches would be the worst places to be during the outbreak.

Hospitals, mortituarys and doctors for obvious reasons; but churches is where people would gather in these circumstances and would be a breeding ground.

armour87

Brain factory

monkeyfudge

MooseJam wrote: »

a cinema would be pretty bad if all the patrons had turned

This eventuality was covered in the movie Demons. It certainly didn't work out too well for the survivors

Driving up and down the aisles on a motor bike hacking at the zombies with a samurai sword while the music of Saxon plays may help but unfortunately not all cinemas have a samurai sword and motor bike lying about in their lobby.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZAgAJMVTNQ

meditraitor

kowloon wrote: »

Balbriggan, it's pretty much the worst place to be, Zombies may improve it though:D

The last 2 outbreaks didnt improve it

pug_

in a cruise ship on open water.

superfly

secret military and Playboy model underground base

Maximilian

I would have thought it obvious the worst place to be would be a shopping mall.

Duggy747

Anywhere with massive crowds:

A football stadium

A concert (with you right up at the stage so you have a huge panicing crowd AND zombies to deal with!!)

In an airplane.

The back of a bus (presuming the emergency door is fùcked, as they usually are)

DaveyGem

Have to be a creche....nothing to defend yourself with no sharp edges in those places.

Imagine 30 kids just become zombies

Harkens back to the age old question of "How Many 5 Year Olds Do Ye Think Ye Could Take?"

MooseJam

in a crowded swimming pool, can zombies swim ?

c - 13

MooseJam wrote: »

in a crowded swimming pool, can zombies swim ?

No but because they dont have to breath they can just walk though the water without having to worry about drowning.

Sod'o swords

I'll have to agree, a brain factory is the worst place.

Holsten

Deffo a Hospital.

Roen

monkeyfudge wrote:

This eventuality was covered in the movie Demons. It certainly didn't work out too well for the survivors

Driving up and down the aisles on a motor bike hacking at the zombies with a samurai sword while the music of Saxon plays may help but unfortunately not all cinemas have a samurai sword and motor bike lying about in their lobby.

Man! I remember seeing that film when I was a teenager. I had no idea it was written by Dario Argento. Certainly brings back a few memories!

KrustytheLegend

The worst place to be would be in a night club at 3am. You'd be so wasted you wouldn't notice the difference in anyone and any zombie chick coming at you, you'd probably hop on them for a quick feel and get more than you bargained for.