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Funny spam titles

  • 21-05-2008 12:04pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭


    As a woman i always fnd it amusing when i get spam for penis enlargement products. I know they get my email addy from google or something but WHY would they send it to me when its very obvious from my email handle that im female

    Anyway some of the titles have me rolling on the floor laughing.Some memorable ones i have gotten are..

    "Women wont want you with that tiny rod in your pocket"

    "She will be screaming your name from the window"

    "You must be that big man with the ruge dignaty"

    "where have you been all my life mr big man"

    ha ha ha these are so funny!!!:D

    So any of you have funny spam titles to share?


Comments

  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,463 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    Can't say I ever get any about penis enlarging... I do get some annoying/chancer ones, you know the "Just checking it's really you" or "did you get my message" ones, :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,509 ✭✭✭Jigsaw


    "Bang her till she passes out - Get her dripping wet with your new weapon"

    "Get hard, get long, get it now"

    "Rev your lovemaking a few notches. Thick, muscular and incredibly long"

    "More meat is never excessive"

    "Get armed for a new love battle"

    "She will wrap her mouth around you"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,905 ✭✭✭Rob_l


    This whole thread is just spam the obvious reason the OP claims to be a woman

    FACT: there are no real women on the internet


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    I usually just empty the spam, don't bother looking at them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,174 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    +1


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭useful_contacts


    Rob_l wrote: »
    This whole thread is just spam the obvious reason the OP claims to be a woman

    FACT: there are no real women on the internet
    :D:D:D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,722 ✭✭✭elmolesto


    I don't have time to look at Spam, I just delete them;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    As a woman i always fnd it amusing when i get spam for penis enlargement products. I know they get my email addy from google or something but WHY would they send it to me when its very obvious from my email handle that im female

    Well you never know these days. You can always go in and get an op and it could happen you're not entirely satisfied with the results!

    I never look at my spam, but you just made me curious...

    Bang her till she passes out

    That was the only funny one in there, but if anyone wants some cheap watches, a Louis Vuitton bag, viagra or pens then I might be able to get you a good deal!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 320 ✭✭Trode


    The place I used to work got some good ones, trying to disguise as business-related subjects. The only one I can remember right now was 'Implement Combine Consumer'.
    So now you know what it'd be like to be spammed by the Power Rangers.

    Some excellent ones here as well, complete with illustrations.


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