Stag Party Amusement

IvaBigWun

Am going away on a stag this weekend and, as Best Man, I have to come up with something bold. All suggestions welcome. The "tied naked to lampost" is very 1998

beerbaron

How long till the wedding ?

(this is your only limitation)

neacy69

What could be more amusing than a room full of strippers?

IvaBigWun

beerbaron wrote: »

How long till the wedding ?

(this is your only limitation)

6 weeks

Radharc na Sleibhte

neacy69 wrote: »

What could be more amusing than a room full of strippers?

+1

Get yourself to Galway, get cheap Aer Arann flight to Amsterdam.
Set would be groom up with Hans the she-man. Take photos. Post here for all to see.

Sherifu

Get yore ma to strip.

Caoimhín

A "fellow down the pub" told me that he was at a stag party and in the middle of the first night a midget painted green came running out and handcuffed himself to the groom. The lads had hired some company who provided midgets for stag weekends. The groom was handcuffed to the midget for 3 days, slept, ate and went to the toilet together.

Fratton Fred

get him a bugger-o-gram.

ScumLord

Take him out to Galway get him pished, then drive out the coast and dump him on one of our many secluded beaches and watch from a distance as he freaks out.

Kinetic^

caoibhin wrote: »

A "fellow down the pub" told me that he was at a stag party and in the middle of the first night a midget painted green came running out and handcuffed himself to the groom. The lads had hired some company who provided midgets for stag weekends. The groom was handcuffed to the midget for 3 days, slept, ate and went to the toilet together.

So doing this to a mate. He's got a genuine fear of midgets!!!!!! :pac:

Dinter

caoibhin wrote: »

A "fellow down the pub" told me that he was at a stag party and in the middle of the first night a midget painted green came running out and handcuffed himself to the groom. The lads had hired some company who provided midgets for stag weekends. The groom was handcuffed to the midget for 3 days, slept, ate and went to the toilet together.

Saw the photos of something similar to that in an email.

Looked absolutely hilarious but think it was in the US.

Radharc na Sleibhte

caoibhin wrote: »

A "fellow down the pub" told me that he was at a stag party and in the middle of the first night a midget painted green came running out and handcuffed himself to the groom. The lads had hired some company who provided midgets for stag weekends. The groom was handcuffed to the midget for 3 days, slept, ate and went to the toilet together.

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
We have a winner. I'm doing this to the next stag.

Boom_Bap

Dinter wrote: »

Saw the photos of something similar to that in an email.

Looked absolutely hilarious but think it was in the US.

Midgits are not only native to the US! They can be trapped in Ireland too

Radharc na Sleibhte

http://hireamidget.com/

Its a US website, but I'm sure they could catapult him over or something.

Spud83

caoibhin wrote: »

A "fellow down the pub" told me that he was at a stag party and in the middle of the first night a midget painted green came running out and handcuffed himself to the groom. The lads had hired some company who provided midgets for stag weekends. The groom was handcuffed to the midget for 3 days, slept, ate and went to the toilet together.

We need links to said company. Sorry see above ^^^^^^^^^^

Although we need an Irish company, or does someone want to start a new business with me.

Dinter

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Midgits are not only native to the US! They can be trapped in Ireland too

But here they are called Leprechauns and are crafty buggers by all accounts!

Radharc na Sleibhte

alanmurphy83 wrote: »

does someone want to start a new business with me.

Yes, if you are a little person.

Spud83

MikeySligo wrote: »

Yes, if you are a little person.

Unfortunantly I'm not. Is there a Littles Persons forum on here so we could propose the idea.

Boom_Bap

Dinter wrote: »

But here they are called Leprechauns and are crafty buggers by all accounts!

But there is the bonus pot o' gold!

humanji

neacy69 wrote: »

What could be more amusing than a room full of strippers?

Two rooms full of strippers?

MikeySligo wrote: »

http://hireamidget.com/

Its a US website, but I'm sure they could catapult him over or something.

Am I the only one disturbed by the fact that there's a market for midget hiring?

lost marbles

step one get the groom pished wait till he falls asleep
step two get a kingsize mars bar unwrap said bar
step three place the bar inside grooms underwear and trousers
step four do up trousers and leave groom to sleep it off
step five watch in the morning as groom wakes up and thinks he,s after sh1tting himself with jocks full of melted mars bar

Tigger

humanji wrote: »

Two rooms full of strippers?



Am I the only one disturbed by the fact that there's a market for midget hiring?

any one here ray darcy this morning bloke saied he was doing tjhis in new york today

wonder if its mr biggun

Collie D

lost marbles wrote: »

step one get the groom pished wait till he falls asleep
step two get a kingsize mars bar unwrap said bar
step three place the bar inside grooms underwear and trousers
step four do up trousers and leave groom to sleep it off
step five watch in the morning as groom wakes up and thinks he,s after sh1tting himself with jocks full of melted mars bar

Similar one to this but likely to cause the grrom even more anguish. Friend of mine has done this to somebody on holiday.

1. Take condom
2. Spit in condom
3. Use pen/pencil to insert condom into target's bum (obvioulsy they have to out cold drunk)
4. Wait for target to wake up and discover

Love the midget suggestions too. Have seen pics on email of someone having this done to them. Classic

MOH

Most elaborate one I've heard of was a guy in New Zealand (stag a few days before wedding). Got him blind drunk, got him on a plane to Sydney with one of the lads, got him off plane and into a seat in arrivals to sleep it off. Other guy has camcorder and videos him as he wakes up, looks around confused, goes to information desk to find out where he is, throws complete wobbly as he realises its a couple of days to his wedding and he's in the wrong country with no phone, wallet, or passport. Waits until victim is slumped dejected in seat staring at the ground before approaching and throwing his passport, ticket back and wallet on the ground at his feet and rapidly retreating to a safe distance.


Might be a bit extreme though.

Radharc na Sleibhte

MOH wrote: »

Might be a bit extreme though.

.....and a bit expensive.

ronnie3585

The best one I've ever seen was from a stag I was at about a year ago. We were all drinking in the groom's local pub. A stripper was organised for about 9pm. At about 8 the groom went to the little boys room and another round was ordered, but before the groom returned two viagra pills we ground up and put in his pint. As soon as he came out we all downed our pints in one go as did the groom.

After about 30mins the groom was looking somewhat uncomfortable and squirming a bit. The tension was unreal as everyone wanted to look at him but didn't want to be seen looking. At nine o'clock the groom had a bright red face and looked like he was about to explode.....then the stripper arrived.

Once the stripper arrived about 20 lads jumped on the groom and pulled every stich of clothes off him. He was left standing in the pub completely starkers with the biggest hard on of his life and nothing to cover up with. So the poor bloke had to sit on a seat in the middle of the floor while this smokin hot stripper did her thing. He tried in vain to cover his manhood with his hands but the viagra had such an effect that a wellie wouldn't have covered up his embarassment.

It was without a doubt the funniest thing I've ever seen. I pulled muscles in my stomach and ribs from laughing so hard! The icing on the cake was after the stripper left the groom was given back his clothes and he went in to the toilet to get dressed and, ahem, unload the shotgun. However, for the rest of the night he was walking around like Father Ted in the episode with the hot writer, as the viragra had taken such effect that things in the pants department did not return to normality for nearly 24hrs!

gerTheGreat

ronnie3585 wrote: »

two viagra pills we ground up and put in his pint.

Although a funny story, that's an incredibly dangerous thing to do. Not clever.

ScumLord

Nice way to get a thread locked.

Capt'n Midnight

MikeySligo wrote: »

.....and a bit expensive.

Ryanair book well in advance


pick some airport like finland or turkey or eastern europe with no english signs