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monastery vows!!

  • 18-05-2008 7:08pm
    #1
    pebbles21
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭


    A monk joins a new monastery where he is met by the head monk

    "hello brother brendan welcome to our monastery!we have a very strict rule here and that is from now on you will be allowed only two words spoken every year and i will ask you theses words myself!"says the head monk

    one year passes in silence and the head monk approches brother brendan and says "what is your two words this year my brother?"

    "im hungrary!"says brother brendan

    "i will get you more food so!"say the head monk

    another year of silence passes and once again the head monk approches brother brendan and says"what is your two words this year my brother?"

    "im cold!"says brother brendan

    "ok i will get you more blankets!says the head monk

    one more year passes and brother brendan is again asked "what is your two words this time brother?"

    "im leaving"says brother brendan


    the head brother says















    "WELL THANK FCUK FOR THAT YOU HAVNT STOPPED COMPLAINING SINCE YOU GOT HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


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  • #2
    SuperSean11
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,555 ✭✭✭SuperSean11


    pebbles21 wrote: »
    A monk joins a new monastery where he is met by the head monk

    "hello brother brendan welcome to our monastery!we have a very strict rule here and that is from now on you will be allowed only two words spoken every year and i will ask you theses words myself!"says the head monk

    one year passes in silence and the head monk approches brother brendan and says "what is your two words this year my brother?"

    "im hungrary!"says brother brendan

    "i will get you more food so!"say the head monk

    another year of silence passes and once again the head monk approches brother brendan and says"what is your two words this year my brother?"

    "im cold!"says brother brendan

    "ok i will get you more blankets!says the head monk

    one more year passes and brother brendan is again asked "what is your two words this time brother?"

    "im leaving"says brother brendan


    the head brother says















    "WELL THANK FCUK FOR THAT YOU HAVNT STOPPED COMPLAINING SINCE YOU GOT HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    meh:rolleyes:


  • #3
    Pal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,115 ✭✭✭Pal


    lol


  • #4
    kwestfan08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,523 ✭✭✭kwestfan08


    :)


  • #5
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,972 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    lmao

    I don't even know why I find this so funny, I just do!


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