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Coolest. Invention. Ever.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭Havermeyer


    Yore ma?!




    /Gets coat.


    But seriously. I want to be rocket man! Without doubt, that is the coolest thing EVER!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭RedXIV


    I WANT one!


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,631 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Add in a bit of porn, and yes!b Ultimate gadget!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,832 ✭✭✭CountingCrows


    "That was to impress the girls," he later admitted.

    The mother of all invention


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 130 ✭✭redcrew


    Wow


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,721 ✭✭✭elmolesto


    So cool


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Pffft....

    Where is the joy in flying without the crappy plastic sandwiches, cramped seats, Getting smashed on overpriced booze, and then slapping the cute stewardesses arse??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 193 ✭✭mru


    what a time to be alive. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,738 ✭✭✭Naos


    That guy is brilliant. IronMan ftw


  • Legal Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 5,400 Mod ✭✭✭✭Maximilian


    Best ever? Pfff. You obviously never heard of the Vilcus plug dactyloadapter.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Parsley


    mru wrote: »
    what a time to be alive. :pac:

    Mmmm, moon pie... :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Parsley wrote: »
    Mmmm, moon pie... :pac:

    lmao :D

    seriously though the thread title says it all.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,382 ✭✭✭✭AARRRGH


    mru wrote: »
    what a time to be alive. :pac:

    I agree.

    I think we're going to see a lot of cool things over the next couple of decades.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,706 ✭✭✭Voodu Child


    This invention is more useful tbh.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭MooseJam


    brilliant can't wait till it goes into production


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,143 ✭✭✭Tzetze


    This gets my vote for coolest invention.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Wrong forum.
    You're from Lucan.

    That pretty much sums it up.

    Edit: I forgot to quote the OP.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,581 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Point of information.
    The jet pack used in the 1965 Bond film Thunderball was real.

    Visa Parviainen is another pioneer
    http://www.popularmechanics.com/science/air_space/2724291.html?page=4


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,525 ✭✭✭DanGerMus


    Wrong! The coolest invetntion ever is indeed best served chilled.

    beer-mug.JPG


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Putting all that WW2 gold to good use.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,136 ✭✭✭WooPeeA


    This invention is more useful tbh.
    LMAO! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    At $285k a pop it'll be a while before I get mine :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,259 ✭✭✭Rowley Birkin QC


    Want two.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    My dreams of being a superhero are not as far off as I may have thought! I shall buy one and modify it to fit my battle suit.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,029 ✭✭✭HammerHeadGym


    antodeco wrote: »
    Add in a bit of porn...

    Are you serious?? Do you think that guy has any trouble getting his hands on an octopuswah? He must be beating the fanny off him with a shitty stick.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,067 ✭✭✭L31mr0d


    Can't take off from the ground, can't land without a parachute = instafail


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    L31mr0d wrote: »
    Can't take off from the ground, can't land without a parachute = instafail
    I imagine there are some issues of control. From a standing start, you may have a lot of obstacles to collide with (as well as the ground) before you're moving fast enough to actually gain some lift. If you try to take off straight up or at a slight angle, you could easily lose control and fall on your back or flip and hit the ground at 100mph.

    Anything which would allow a standing start or a non-aided landing would have to have harrier-style directional jets. Or for a standing start, if you can accelerate from 0-150mph in about half a second, that would also suffice. You may not survive the take off though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,676 ✭✭✭The Artist




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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    ^^^That takes a lot of balls ;)

    Edit: aimes for post 30.




    As for the jets, I would still rather my own set of wings.

    Wings_Mull%20of%20Kentyre.jpg


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,581 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    WindSock wrote: »
    Wings_Mull%20of%20Kentyre.jpg
    They're only the band the beatles could have been.


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