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Dead rabbit - true story

  • 15-05-2008 4:19pm
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    megadodge
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    Just read this story in a book of memoirs from an undercover cop. He claimed it was true.

    They had a bad guy under surveillance (house bugged) when they heard the following hilarious incident:

    Bad guy: Jeez you wouldn't believe what happened to me yesterday. I got home and I spotted my Rottweiller had dug a hole under the fence between me and my neighbour's house. The dog had returned but was tossing the pet rabbit from next door around.
    Buddy: What did you do?
    Bad guy: I ran up to him, gave him a whack and took the rabbit off him but the thing was stone f*cking dead and covered in muck and sh*t.
    Buddy: Oh oh.
    Bad guy: Yeah I know, I was sh*tting it as I knew it belonged to the little girl next door and she would be really upset. So I had to think fast.
    Buddy: What did you do?
    Bad guy: I put the rabbit into the washing machine on a short cycle and when it was on I went out and filled the hole and levelled it out to make it look like nothing happened. Then I got the bunny, all clean and fluffy and hopped over the fence and sneaked it back into the hutch before they came home.
    Buddy: What happened ?
    Bad guy: A while later as I was supping a cuppa tea, I heard this terrible screaming. So, pretending to be concerned I ran out and there was the mother screaming. I said "What's wrong". She said "It's the rabbit. It's dead. In the hutch". I said "Aw that's sad, but calm down a bit".
    She said "No, no you don't understand - we buried it 3 days ago !! "


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