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Dad, Can I Go Out Tonight

  • 14-05-2008 12:59pm
    #1
    fizzbucks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭


    Read first before opening attached.

    > Daughter: My friends and I want to go out tonight.
    > Father: Where are ya going?
    > Daughter: To the country and western pub on the edge of town.
    > Father: I don't think you should. There's been a lot of trouble and
    > Iheard there was a fight there last weekend, and several people got
    > hurt.
    > Daughter: But dad!! Please!! It'll be okay.
    > Father: No!! Your life is more important than going out!
    > Daughter: But "Tina" is going with us...
    > Father: Oh Well! In that case have fun!


Comments

  • #2
    Velvet Vocals
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭Velvet Vocals


    :eek::eek:


  • #3
    Vic Vinegar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,241 ✭✭✭Vic Vinegar


    Gees, your lass is huge! :pac:


  • #4
    Homer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭Homer


    she'd leave some sh1te behind her i'd say :p


  • #5
    c - 13
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,584 ✭✭✭c - 13


    Yeah but the real question here is - Would you ? :pac:


  • #6
    jd83
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,445 ✭✭✭jd83


    c - 13 wrote: »
    Yeah but the real question here is - Would you ? :pac:
    i knew someone would ask that and no


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  • #7
    fizzbucks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭fizzbucks


    industria wrote: »
    she'd leave some sh1te behind her i'd say :p
    You would have to call in DYNOROD


  • #8
    patmac
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,602 ✭✭✭patmac


    c - 13 wrote: »
    Yeah but the real question here is - Would you ? :pac:

    As the Scot's say it would be like opening the window and shagging the night.
    Or throwing a pencil up O'Connell Street.
    Now where is that step ladder.


  • #9
    Mahatma coat
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Mahatma coat


    c - 13 wrote: »
    Yeah but the real question here is - Would you ? :pac:

    theres a whole lotta woman there, so,

    o/

    I'd tap that


  • #10
    c - 13
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,584 ✭✭✭c - 13


    Well to be honest if she decides she wanted you, thats it - I mean seriously how can you fight that ? Its like a bald king kong with a fanny.


  • #11
    Mahatma coat
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Mahatma coat


    in fairness she's not more than 6'2" and well proportioned, granted if yer a tiny little fella of 5 nothin then t'would be a dauntin task, so the question is are ya man enough for it


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  • #12
    rocky25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭rocky25


    Snyper would do all 4 twice, no problem:pac:


  • #13
    dazberry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,152 ✭✭✭dazberry


    c - 13 wrote: »
    Well to be honest if she decides she wanted you, thats it - I mean seriously how can you fight that ?

    Snu snu!

    It_time_snu-snu%21.jpg


    Also I bet she drinks Carling Black Label :D

    D.


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