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Pointless...

  • 14-05-2008 11:00am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 182 ✭✭


    If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 PM this afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician...

    Have a wonderful day...

    Oh, by the way.....

    A German scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read Boards.ie with their hand on the mouse.

    Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    Yes this thread is.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    12 across. 4 letters. To not succeed. F something something L


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,632 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Foul? :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,608 ✭✭✭Spud83


    Yore ma is pointless.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,976 ✭✭✭✭humanji


    javaboy wrote: »
    12 across. 4 letters. To not succeed. F something something L
    lol


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    TheCaveman wrote: »
    If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 PM this afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician...
    Sorry but that's bullshit. You shouldn't believe that stuff.


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,632 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Sherifu wrote: »
    Sorry but that's bullshit. You shouldn't believe that stuff.

    :eek: it is!!

    I didnt send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people within 70 minutes, and a large dove with diarrhea landed on my head at 5:00 PM that afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels infested my back, causing me to grow a hairy hump. It also happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's third husband's cousin's beautician...

    Oh wait you're right. Its the THIRD husband rather than the SECOND husband. OP must be making it up : oldrolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    javaboy wrote: »
    12 across. 4 letters. To not succeed. F something something L
    Legend

    That wasn't a guess by the way


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,202 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    TheCaveman wrote: »

    A German scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read Boards.ie with their hand on the mouse.

    Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.


    Well, I've been spending hours trying to make the page scroll with my mind, but it's just not happening. Not enough brain activity?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    antodeco wrote: »
    :eek: it is!!

    I didnt send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people within 70 minutes, and a large dove with diarrhea landed on my head at 5:00 PM that afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels infested my back, causing me to grow a hairy hump. It also happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's third husband's cousin's beautician...

    Oh wait you're right. Its the THIRD husband rather than the SECOND husband. OP must be making it up : oldrolleyes:
    FAIL.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,465 ✭✭✭Irish Halo


    TheCaveman wrote: »
    Oh, by the way.....

    A German scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read Boards.ie with their hand on the mouse.

    Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.

    Started poorly but I did kinda like this bit but not much.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,274 ✭✭✭_feedback_


    TheCaveman wrote: »
    Pointless...

    'twas indeed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,082 ✭✭✭✭chopperbyrne


    Slow coach wrote: »
    Well, I've been spending hours trying to make the page scroll with my mind, but it's just not happening. Not enough brain activity?

    Clearly not, your brain should have deduced that you could use the keyboard to scroll the page in less than an hour!

    :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,596 ✭✭✭RubyXI


    How come threads like this get loads of replies and my less pointless threads get ignored? Im gonna go cry coz i feel unloved. :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    javaboy wrote: »
    12 across. 4 letters. To not succeed. F something something L
    Sherifu wrote: »
    FAIL.

    Correct. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,202 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Clearly not, your brain should have deduced that you could use the keyboard to scroll the page in less than an hour!

    :p

    Yeah, but I can do it quicker than an hour with the mouse wheel. Way, way quicker. :cool:


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