Last day on earth...

Duggy747

Right, so for some reason the world or you is going to end in a day (be it a disease, an asteroid, zombies, or a global outbreak of scurvy) How would you spend your last day on this rock?

Me? Hmm, probably lock myself in my local, have a pint, and wait for this entire thing to blow over.................or I'll just go to bed.

Karl Hungus

Same thing we do every night Pinky, try to take over the world!!! :pac:

Brian_Uckfast

I would watch Groundhog Day over and over

Dragan

Most likely i would feed my enemies to the mutants/zombies/chavs.

Zulu

Interesting question. Can we be anywhere? I want to be in Fiji.

I guess there's no point trying to get anywhere as you'll just end up wasting your last day stuck in traffic. So get as many mates together and hit the pub? Take the missus to a secluded spot and...

Gone West

Go for a surf and go out with a bang.
Enjoy the tsunami

Rb

Killing spree.

Ross_Mahon

Go on a mad one about the place, then stand on top of the largest hill i can find and scream abuse at the asteroid hurtling towards earth, it would go a little something like this...

(On two knees dressed like John Rambo) not in a ghey way :pac:

"Come on ya big fecker, ill catch ya!" and so on...

Ron DMC

Yeah, pub to be honest.

And call every girl I've ever fancied, explain that the world is about to end and to meet me in the pub in twenty minutes.

Then lock the doors of the pub...

RedXIV

guy i've been waiting for an excuse to punch in the back of the head for ages. This would do as an excuse

ambro25

Call/Fax/Email/Telepathicate Chuck Norris to sort whatever/whoever/wherever the problem is :pac:

elmolesto

To the pub:D

Havermeyer

Probably just go to bed and sleep through it. If I had an arsenal I may be tempted to go on a killing spree. It'd depend on what mood I was in.

token56

Eat some ice cream, can't beat ice cream

stevoman

have hot mokney love with the best looking girl in town (hopefully consentually!:pac:)

biko

24 hour drunken drug fuelled sex session with herself.

The guy

Watch the entire first season of 24.

Ruu_Old

Make a few prank calls and knock on the neighbour's doors and run away when they answer.

Kinetic^

Punch Mary Harney in the face. Probably hit the battle cruiser after that.

Loomis

Meet up with my family and girlfriend and spend a few hours eating and talking and say goodbye.
Then ride my girlfriend til I'm raw. Or dead. Whichever comes first.

leninbenjamin

find somewhere with a good view.

wandatowell

The guy wrote: »

Watch the entire first season of 24.

I did that myself not so long ago (season 1), it should really be called 17.5

Sherifu

Try to finish GTA4.

ART6

Get a bottle of good Irish whiskey and a packet of fags and sit in the garden watching events as her indoors watches the last ever edition of Coronation Street on telly. Die happy and p****d.

Bard

wandatowell wrote: »

I did that myself not so long ago (season 1), it should really be called 17.5

Yes, well you should really pause it and take a 3 to 4 minute break every time the clock bleeps come up. Rest your brain, grab a cup of tea... whatever. Y'know it makes sense.

Caoimhín

Wild drunken rampage of rape, murder and pillage.

Acid_Violet

Tell all the people I know how much I love them, and tell some people things I've always wanted to tell them/known I should've told them. Eat a helluva lot of chocolate, hang out with friends, watch Dschinghis Khan on youtube, shag some attractive stranger (chat up line being something like 'I normally wouldn't do this, but considering I'm about to die 'n all....')

antodeco

Mr. Anderson wrote: »

Meet up with my family and girlfriend and spend a few hours eating and talking and say goodbye.
Then ride my girlfriend til I'm raw. Or dead. Whomever comes first.

Corrected that for you


Me what would I do? Id probably oversleep and miss the whole thing

Caoimhín

Acid_Violet wrote: »

Tell all the people I know how much I love them, and tell some people things I've always wanted to tell them/known I should've told them. Eat a helluva lot of chocolate, hang out with friends, watch Dschinghis Khan on youtube, shag some attractive stranger (chat up line being something like 'I normally wouldn't do this, but considering I'm about to die 'n all....')

Not the auld rape and murder then?

Acid_Violet

Not many people I'd want to murder. Girl's can't really rape, pity....

Ciaran500

Acid_Violet wrote: »

Not many people I'd want to murder. Girl's can't really rape, pity....

You can if your hot enough :pac:

Acid_Violet

Well in that case!

Steve

I'd read the government emergency handbook before overdosing on out of date iodine pills.

BrokenArrows

Acid_Violet wrote: »

Not many people I'd want to murder. Girl's can't really rape, pity....

girls dont need to rape they just need to ask.

"Hey the world is about to end, wana have sex"

every guy on earths answer: "Yes"

Bard

Ciaran500 wrote: »

Acid_Violet wrote:

Not many people I'd want to murder. Girl's can't really rape, pity....

You can if your hot enough :pac:

Surely hotness would make it more likely for the man to consent => not rape.

Clocktower and rifle ftw.

Loomis

antodeco wrote: »

Corrected that for you


Me what would I do? Id probably oversleep and miss the whole thing

Til I'm raw or dead. Dead is not a 'who' no why the 'whomever'?

speaktofrank

I would;
1. Get to the nearest mountain

2. Laugh when told it was a false alert

3. Laugh even harder when people get convicted of rape, murder, because they thought it was all going to end.

Steve

I'd also bring back the best emoticon boards ever had.

Davidius

If it was my last day on Earth I'd jump into space, grab the sun and throw it at the Earth.

Then it would be gone and hence that would be my last day on Earth. There's no other way.

nkay1985

I think I'd fancy a go of a plane. Ask someone how to do the basics, bring a parachute, hope to get up high enough and jump out using said parachute while falling.

Can't go wrong really. Either die with everyone else after having the best day ever, or die while doing something absolutely crazy.

DEmeant0r

Why the parachute? You're going to die anyways!

Me? I'd pillage all the steak houses, can't go wrong with steak and beer!!!!!!!

Acid_Violet

BrokenArrows wrote: »

girls dont need to rape they just need to ask.

"Hey the world is about to end, wana have sex"

every guy on earths answer: "Yes"

So very true, same would reply for anyone sane really. Well, unless the person asking was really grotesque, in which case that's a valid reason for declining...


My my, after hours is full of a lot of people harbouring murderous thoughts.....

nkay1985

DEmeant0r wrote: »

Why the parachute? You're going to die anyways!

Because if you manage to survive it you can go do other sorts of crazy sh!t. And I always wanted to try sky diving.

kowloon

Acid_Violet wrote: »

So very true, same would reply for anyone sane really. Well, unless the person asking was really grotesque, in which case that's a valid reason for declining...

So thats where I was going wrong

thefinalstage

The odds are that people would be very sexually open that day so an orgy in o'connell street for me.

Bard

I think you'd be surprised at just how many people would spend the time at home with their families, rather than rushing to a public place such as O'Connell Street for a mass orgy, climbing a clock tower with a sniper rifle or going nuts with some other weapon.