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Out of Boredom quickies

12-05-2008 9:09am

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antodeco

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So, heres a few quickies that I only ever seem to tell when Im very drunk.

What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen

What do you call a woman with no legs?
Noleen

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean Beef

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Lean Beef

Did you hear what they're doing with the bikes at the end of the tour the france?
Re-cycling them.

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#2 12-05-2008 9:16pm

Insect Overlord

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Why didn't Rover bark?

Because Rover was a goldfish.

/gets coat...

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#3 15-05-2008 8:28pm

judas101

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An Fhile wrote: »

Why didn't Rover bark?

Because Rover was a goldfish.

/gets coat...

Boourrrnnnsss

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#4 15-05-2008 9:44pm

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and there was me thinking rover was a car

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#5 16-05-2008 12:18pm

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What do u call a three legged donkey?

A wonkey

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#6 16-05-2008 1:21pm

antodeco

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GaNjaHaN wrote: »

What do u call a three legged donkey?

A wonkey

What do you call a donkey wearing an Elvis suit?

A honkey Donkey

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#7 16-05-2008 1:30pm

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What do you call a three legged donkey with one eye?

A Winkey Wonkey

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#8 16-05-2008 1:31pm

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antodeco wrote: »

What do you call a donkey wearing an Elvis suit?

A honkey Donkey

What do you call a donkey wearing an Elvis suit with a sore eye and with 3 legs?

A honky tonky winky wonky donkey

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#9 16-05-2008 1:36pm

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What do you call a one-eyed three-legged Elvis-impersonating donkey who plays with himself?

A honky-tonky winky wanky wonky.

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#10 16-05-2008 2:11pm

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What do you call a donkey in a tree??

A monkey.

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#11 16-05-2008 3:20pm

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What do you call a one year old donkey in Afghanistan?

Jail-bait.

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#12 16-05-2008 3:33pm

antodeco

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What do you call a donkey that has fallen out of a tree?
A vet

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