Confused Wimmin.

HAPPYGIRL

My brother is getting married on friday and he has asked me to be his witness/best (wo)man.
Yes i am female so basically guys i need tips on how to be a great bestman.

AlmightyCushion

Batchelor party and stripper.

javaboy

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Batchelor party and stripper.

But OP is a wimmin. She can't be trusted to respect the sacred sanctity of keeping yer yap shut about what goes on at a stag night. It's all the emotions and hormones is what it is.

Best thing you can do is find him a male to do all the best man bits that AC mentioned. You can still do the speech and stand there at the altar.


Seriously, out of interest OP why is your brother picking you to be best mná?

Jesus Wept

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Batchelor party and strippers.

Variety/Spice of life

BraziliaNZ

Never mind strippers get him some good hookers as his sex life is virtually over the day he gets married

HAPPYGIRL

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Batchelor party and stripper.

Yah i organised a stag for last weekend and no i didn't go. Hopefully there was strippers!

javaboy wrote: »

Seriously, out of interest OP why is your brother picking you to be best mná?

Well even though we have another brother he choose me, dont know why exactly, but we have always been great friends and partners in crime.
He is a bit unconventionall though and the wedding is too which is great.

Overheal

Wear trousers.

javaboy

Note it is traditional for the best man to have sexytime with the bridesmaid(s) at a wedding. Pics please.

HAPPYGIRL

Overheal wrote: »

Wear trousers.

Not a chance got a little black dress to match the black suits.

javaboy wrote: »

Note it is traditional for the best man to have sexytime with the bridesmaid(s) at a wedding. Pics please.

Well last time i was a bridesmaid i did have sexy time with the bestman. Bit confused about this time reckon i'll just have to behave.

Sherifu

Keep everyone topped up. And something about rings...

seamus

A few serious things that the best person has to do:

1. Don't lose the rings.
2. Dish out jobs to the other groomsmen as necessary - they are there to be your aides.
3. Pay the photographer, band(s) and DJ on the day (using the bride & groom's money of course)
4. Keep an eye on what wine & champagne is left.
5. Act as the liason between the hotel and the bride/groom - they shouldn't be bothered by small problems or queries.

funk-you

seamus wrote: »

A few serious things that the best person has to do:

1. Don't lose the rings.
2. Dish out jobs to the other groomsmen as necessary - they are there to be your aides.
3. Pay the photographer, band(s) and DJ on the day (using the bride & groom's money of course)
4. Keep an eye on what wine & champagne is left.
5. Act as the liason between the hotel and the bride/groom - they shouldn't be bothered by small problems or queries.

Boo to all that, OP just get drunk and feel up the brides mother.

-Funk

Splinter

funk-you wrote: »

Boo to all that, OP just get drunk and feel up the brides mother.

-Funk

lesbian antics with the mother in law... interesting..

funk-you

Nah, does't even need to be full on. Just the odd "Oops i seem to have fallen over, thankyou for cushioning my fall with your ample sqishy chestage. May i lie here and recover for a minute? Whoops there goes my hand again..."

-Funk

Terry

You get to do one of the bridesmaids.

javaboy

javaboy wrote: »

Note it is traditional for the best man to have sexytime with the bridesmaid(s) at a wedding. Pics please.

Terry wrote: »

You get to do one of the bridesmaids.

You get to do one of the bridesmaids? It's bloody obligatory!

Caoimhín

Terry wrote: »

You get to do one of the bridesmaids.

Pics please.

Seriously though, you can get some really good generic speechs on t'dinternet.