Famous Last Words....

DanGerMus

I think i'd like to utter the words "i buried it in the back garden".
They might spend the rest of there lives wondering what it is he he.

I also think William shatners should be "KHHHHAAAAAAANNNNNNN"

Anyone no any actual famous last words.
What would yours be and what do you think some famous peoples should be.

Overheal

Church: "I just want you to know... I always hated you. I always hated you the most."
Tucker: "Yeah, I know. Now hurry up and die you prick."
Church: "Okay. Hrrrrnh! Blehhhh!"

HAL: "I'm scared Dave. Will I dream?"

Dave!

I'm gonna say, "Beam me up, God."

BetsyGray

I'm not completely sure of the source because I've lent the book I read it in to a friend (Richard Dawkins "God Delusion") but someone like the (former) Arch Bishop of Canterbury said, whilst lying on his death bed, drawing his final breaths...

"well see you in heaven then... I suppose"

Just how sure was he?

thecheese

After taking out my trusty spoon in a knife fight

"That's not a knife, this is a knife..."

javaboy

"Bury me with my money."

or

"Me in heap big trouble"

or

"I say. Bit o' bad luck"

Karoma

"You can let her out of the basement now..."

Mr.Nice Guy

"My what nice breasts twenty year old Swedish women have. I'm so enjoying this. I'm the luckiest ninety year-old in the world..."

tony 2 tone

javaboy wrote: »

"Bury me with my money."

or

"Me in heap big trouble"

or

"I say. Bit o' bad luck"

Sunset Riders? That game was class! But it sounded more like "Merry me with my Bunny" to me

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

As Dylan Moran said, everyone thinks they're goin to say something brilliant, but in all likelihood it'll be either "do you think this is on?" or "hey everybody, watch this!". I'm with vince noir. I'll just swear my tits off.

elpresdentde

colonel John Sedgwick during the Battle of Spotsylvania Court House talking to his men

I'm ashamed of you, dodging that way. They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance." Just seconds later he fell forward with a bullet hole below his left eye.

Lady Nancy Astor In her final illness, she awoke on her deathbed to see her family at her bedside
Am I dying, or is this my birthday?

funk-you

"Ah nuts"

-Funk

javaboy

tony 2 tone wrote: »

Sunset Riders? That game was class! But it sounded more like "Merry me with my Bunny" to me

"Ugh! ...ya got me." Appropriate I think

Sherifu

Bertie "Ok, Biffo can take over just leave my houses alone"

Gummy Panda

"Soylent Green is.... people!"

punchdrunk

..."I told you I was sick"

DublinWriter

Gummy Panda wrote: »

"Soylent Green is.... people!"

Excellent (makes mental note to stick with Soylent Brown)

Oscar Wilde's were "I never liked that wallpaper, I said either it or I must go".

Mine will be "What truck?"

Parsley

elpresdentde wrote: »

colonel John Sedgwick during the Battle of Spotsylvania Court House talking to his men

I'm ashamed of you, dodging that way. They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance." Just seconds later he fell forward with a bullet hole below his left eye.

To which the officer beside him replied "too bad he wasn't an elephant" :pac:

flanum

"is that a real gun?"

Tom65

elpresdentde wrote: »

colonel John Sedgwick during the Battle of Spotsylvania Court House talking to his men

I'm ashamed of you, dodging that way. They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance." Just seconds later he fell forward with a bullet hole below his left eye

As far as I know, he did say that, but was shot a good while later.


I believe Adam Faith was watching tv when he died, his last words allegedly being: "Channel 5 is all ****, isn't it? Christ, the crap they put on there. It's a waste of space"

javaboy

punchdrunk wrote: »

..."I told you I was sick"

Spike Milligan's headstone paraphrased?

mookishboy

"And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first--an attempted suicide."

Chris Hubbock

Ross_Mahon

"Gerrup outta that"

WoollyRedHat

mookishboy wrote: »

"And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first--an attempted suicide."

Chris Hubbock

I think you mean Christ Chubbock, or Christine Chubbock. I remember reading that, most disturbing.

Richard Haris being carried out of his hotel to the hospital, to incoming guests " It was the food!"

Ross_Mahon

"Respawn in 15 seconds"
"BRB LOL"
"I hope they serve beer in hell"

Latchy

What place ......................... is this ? :eek:

* probably my own last unfamous words *

Sinfonia

"I think I see Blue! He looks glorious!"

DanGerMus

My this is going well. i asked a polish friend in work he said

"get me a beer"

Very enlightened man.

Kazobel

"Holy **** God, what big horns you have!"

Or

"Is it just me or is it getting hot in here?"

- Kaz

Plug

"plug, are you on a coffee break? Go get that son of a bitch"

Havermeyer

My epitaph shall be:

"Get off the grass. Show some respect you heathen."

Adam

Ross_Mahon wrote: »

"Respawn in 15 seconds"

:eek:

Suicidal Betrayer!!1

Hagar

Life -1

javaboy

"No more continues? Damn"

The Master

"Safety gear is for pussys"

humanji

Humphrey Bogart had a great one. He said, "I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis."

And I think it was Chopin who asked to be cut open when he died because he was terrified he'd be buried alive.

jenga-jen

it has to be

'there's been something I always wanted to tell you....'

always leave them wanting more

tbh

can't remember who said it, but somone was getting the last rites and was asked "do you renounce satan in all his forms?" the reply was "I hardly think this is the time to be making enemies". I wish my first word was "quote" so my last could be "unquote". I can't remember who said that either, sorry.

mookishboy

"Merciful Jaysus
What have i done to You"
Phillo to his Ma at the end


/cry

Overheal

"game over"

"return 0;"

"myEngine->Stop();"

Dord

Ohhh! You've killed me! You've killed me!



Sorry I was watching Futurama earlier