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Parking Ticket

  • 07-05-2008 11:38AM
    #1
    Homer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭


    The other day my wife and I went into a shop.

    We were only in there for about 5 minutes.

    When we came out, there was a Garda writing out a parking ticket.

    We went up to him and said, ' Ah Jaysus, come on Guard , how about giving a Senior Citizen a break?'

    He ignored us and continued writing the ticket so I called him a Nazi ar*ehole.

    He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.

    So my wife then called him a fu**ing Culchie sh*thead.

    He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

    Then he started writing a third ticket.

    This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

    Personally, we didn't care. We came into town on the DART!

    We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.

    It's important at our age... :D


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