Irish Coffee

rocky25 · 30-04-2008 11:56pm #1

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband's libido.

'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.

'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'

'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee.
He won't even taste it.

Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.'

It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed,
'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!'

'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.

'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate.
He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent my cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop!
It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!'

'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?'

'Feckin jaysus, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin here,

I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!'

Carrigart Exile · 01-05-2008 6:47am

LOL brilliant

rocky25 · 01-05-2008 8:26am

A woman visited her doctor to ask his advice in reviving her husband's sex drive.

'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.

'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'

'Okay,' replied the doctor.

'Try to disolving the pill in some gravy and wait for him to pour it on his food."

So next day, the missus cooked him a nice roast dinner.

Hubby came in from work, wife said "Your dinner is on the table, Gravy is made up n i'll be waiting up stairs, in the bedroom - naked."

Hubby thought "Ok, Strange but ok."

The wife is waiting for him to come running upstairs with a boner - but

After a few minutes she hears hubby laughing.

She went down stairs to see what all the fuss was about and he says
"I just poured the gravy on my dinner then the saussage split its skin
jumped off the plate and it's chassing the cat all round the kitchen!"