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National Day of Mourning - 1st May

  • 30-04-2008 11:46pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭


    The Government announced to-night that the 1st of May will henceforth be a national day of mourning, commemorating the birth 17 years ago of the reincarnation of Rick Astley.

    "It has been a terrible drain on the health service," said the Minister for Health. "So many poor souls turned into gibbering maniacs after encountering this entity."

    A Government spokesman explained that it had originally been intended to refer to the event as the Second Coming, but this plan had to be abandoned after it was realised that there were likely to be religious objections, and that there was no witnesses to attest to his having come a first time.

    "There is a huge amount of circumstantial evidence," agreed the local laundry manager. "We've had to put aside a machine specially for his soggy boxers. But it could be faked ... no-one has yet admitted to being present, let alone helping out, on any of these occasions."

    The public have been warned to be on the lookout for the entity, said to closely resemble the picture below, and to take shelter and call the fashion police as soon as he is spotted.

    If unable to take shelter in time, some people have been successful in avoiding insanity by blocking eyes and ears.
    rick-astley.jpg

    The entity prepares to swallow!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 880 ✭✭✭HAPPYGIRL


    The Government announced to-night that the 1st of May will henceforth be a national day of mourning, commemorating the birth 17 years ago of the reincarnation of Rick Astley.

    "It has been a terrible drain on the health service," said the Minister for Health. "So many poor souls turned into gibbering maniacs after encountering this entity."

    ah ha so that explains what happened to you Rsh. :p


    I dedicate this to Rsh and Cm, sums up your touching relationship. :D



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    HAPPYGIRL wrote: »
    ah ha so that explains what happened to you Rsh. :p
    Aye! :(
    HAPPYGIRL wrote: »
    I dedicate this to Rsh and Cm, sums up your touching relationship. :D
    Hey! :mad: We haven't had a touching relationship for years!
    HAPPYGIRL wrote: »
    So what was it before Youtube deleted it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 880 ✭✭✭HAPPYGIRL



    So what was it before Youtube deleted it?

    Think its working now after many attempts. Stupid song.

    Let the mourning commence.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    You mean Ghastly had other songs? :eek:

    This is the only one I ever knew about ...



    WARNING:
    - Not Safe For Work
    - Not safe for those with ginger allergies
    - Not safe for those with musical / fashion taste


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Oh, and btw, Challengepusseh, seeing that you wanted some naked chicks for your birthday ...

    NakedChicks_1.jpg


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,919 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    We're no strangers to love
    You know the rules and so do i
    A full commitments what I'm thinking of
    You wouldn't get this from any other guy

    I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
    Gotta make you understand

    * Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    We've know each other for so long
    Your hearts been aching
    But you're too shy to say it
    Inside we both know whats been going on
    We know the game and we're gonna play it

    And if you ask me how I'm feeling
    Don't tell me youre too blind to see

    (* repeat)

    Give you up. give you up
    Give you up, give you up
    Never gonna give
    Never gonna give, give you up
    Never gonna give
    Never gonna give, give you up

    I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
    Gotta make you understand

    (* repeat 3 times)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    Dude, you are SO losing your manhood when I get near you!!1! :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Ah, here ... don't be threatening poor auld Xavi like that, he didn't have that much to start with ... :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    ^^^
    knows from personal experience


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Stop insulting me and insult CM, 'tis his birthday! :p:p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 880 ✭✭✭HAPPYGIRL


    Wheres the cake? I want cake! nyom


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    It's here! muahaha.. :D

    You're welcome to a piece.. if you come and get it :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    HAPPYGIRL wrote: »
    Wheres the cake? I want cake! nyom

    EROTIC%20GAY%202%20GIRLS%20&%20GUY%20BED%20CAKE%20WHITE.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 880 ✭✭✭HAPPYGIRL


    Feck it my strategy was all wrong i should have demanded cake before giving you your birthday kiss. :(

    /runs off to read the book on how to become a manipulative wimmin.

    edit @ rlh dorty!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    There's a book now?!! :eek:

    F$*$ !! :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Happy Birthday CM!!

    happy-birthday-quotes.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,688 ✭✭✭kerash


    Yeah!! Happy Birthday!

    Heres one you'll enjoy i'm sure:D

    515232ww55qgyua5.jpg

    Also, I had a Rick Assley tape once, it got taped over:(. The End.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    kerash wrote: »
    Heres one you'll enjoy i'm sure:D

    515232ww55qgyua5.jpg
    Pmsl! :D

    /awaits outraged spluttering tomorrow morning! :D


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