El Stuntman is a dispicable character (involves getting MOJO from Tramps)

BigCityBanker

I am shocked to read El Stuntmans latest blog entry where he openly admits to taking advantage of homeless tramps in the vicinity of the Sporting Emporium for his own benefit, or MOJO as he calls it.

What sort of heartless man can he be.

Blog link here

I am glad to see that Lloyd took the decision to speak out against him in the comments. Also bad form by Ollyk (ollyk comments as undercoverblogger) to try and implicate me in the shennanigans of El Stuntman. Bas form all around imo.

/End Rant

El Stuntman

learn to spell you madman (there is definitely a link between poor grammar and mental illness imo)

btw I have it on good authority that BCB abuses badgers for his own sexual gratification

YULETIRED

If you look closely at the tramp you will notice he has paddypower socks on......the unkempt hair is a wig and that ruddy complexion should also ring a few bells. The tramp disappears now evening racing is back on so yer up the brown creek until Sept. stunty.

smurph

I used to work on Eden Quay, a very charming spot, stuck between the drug exchange and methodone centre mmm oh the memories.

Anyway it was when I had my motobike, and I used to pay a tramp £5 (irish punts aswell) a week to make sure none of the druggies pissed on my motorbike seat.. Considering the local spar had all their fruit wrapped in clingfilm (to let you know if they had needle puncture wounds:eek::eek:)
it was the best investment i ever made.

Anyway I heard BCB enjoys the company of "hicks from Fermanagh"

RichieLawlor

El Stuntman wrote: »

learn to spell you madman (there is definitely a link between poor grammar and mental illness imo)

btw I have it on good authority that BCB abuses badgers for his own sexual gratification

Link??:D

SpencerJames

Think Llyod is way off. I actually met a homeless man that sleeps outside the travel shop on dawson street, we got talking, he's a middle aged man that used t have his own business, went bankrupt, his wife left him. he has no children or family. he spent two years crashing with friends but imposing on them wore him down. he told them he got a job abroad and left for the streets. he's a proud man and the story hit home. i was upset at losing a buy-in when we got talking. this put life in perspective and especially as poker players who dont know the real value of money it hit home. everytime i leave the emporium up money i pass by him and give him some money. i think its good karma and keeps me in check. think el s is of the same mind frame but obviously sensalionalised his blog for the benefit of our enjoyment.

+BCB and Olly are brothers and once played kane and the undertaker in the wwe.

Glowingmind

SpencerJames wrote: »

+BCB and Olly are brothers and once played kane and the undertaker in the wwe.

Who played who?

El Stuntman

RichieLawlor wrote: »

Link??:D

I hear he gets them from here by the dozen

derealbadger

El Stuntman wrote: »

learn to spell you madman (there is definitely a link between poor grammar and mental illness imo)

btw I have it on good authority that BCB abuses badgers for his own sexual gratification

:eek: where does this badgerbuggerer hang out so I can avoid???

YULETIRED

derealbadger wrote: »

:eek: where does this badgerbuggerer hang out so I can avoid???

ya can ge a badgerbugger in any chipper on da northside and selecta ones on the soute side. dore luvely

robinlacey

smurph wrote: »

Considering the local spar had all their fruit wrapped in clingfilm (to let you know if they had needle puncture wounds:eek::eek:)"

why would anyone stick a needle in a piece of fruit?

BigCityBanker

robinlacey wrote: »

why would anyone stick a needle in a piece of fruit?

why would somebody take advantage of a tramp in order to get their mojo?

krux

robinlacey wrote: »

why would anyone stick a needle in a piece of fruit?

Freddie Mercurys' doctor wondered the same.....

Hawk Eye

robinlacey wrote: »

why would anyone stick a needle in a piece of fruit?

junkies will do anything for a lol :pac:

robinblinds

SpencerJames wrote: »

Think Llyod is way off. I actually met a homeless man that sleeps outside the travel shop on dawson street, we got talking, he's a middle aged man that used t have his own business, went bankrupt, his wife left him. he has no children or family. he spent two years crashing with friends but imposing on them wore him down. he told them he got a job abroad and left for the streets. he's a proud man and the story hit home. i was upset at losing a buy-in when we got talking. this put life in perspective and especially as poker players who dont know the real value of money it hit home. everytime i leave the emporium up money i pass by him and give him some money. i think its good karma and keeps me in check. think el s is of the same mind frame but obviously sensalionalised his blog for the benefit of our enjoyment.

+BCB and Olly are brothers and once played kane and the undertaker in the wwe.

Newsflash - most poker players are broke.

As for "getting a job abroad" - I was thinking of a witty riposte to put in there, but it's very late in the day and most of my devastating powers have been spent educating the dullards about last night's Man United performance.

Hectorjelly

Only one way to deal with the homeless problem IMO

krux

:pac::pac::pac::pac:

TrueDub

robinlacey wrote: »

why would anyone stick a needle in a piece of fruit?

Junkies sometimes stick their used needles into fruits like oranges, using the juice (specifically the acid in it) to clean the needles.

It means that the orange ends up full of with whatever was in the syringe ... :eek:

Duff Man Jr.

A few years ago I worked in a petrol station in Limerick City, when no-one was around a homeless guy would take out the rubbish for a sandwhich and cup of tea.

Lazare

LOL bloggage as usual.

Whenever I give the bums money I lose, whenever I ignore them I win. Bizzaro karma.

mewso

I'm in the market for a tramp but I want one who was always poor. The "used to have it all" angle is getting old.

lol trampements

Gillybean72

musician wrote: »

I'm in the market for a tramp but I want one who was always poor. The "used to have it all" angle is getting old.

lol trampements

You made me remember the story about an old tramp who wandered about Glasgow, it wasnt until he was battered to death and his identity discovered, that we found out he was a Doctor who went missing YEARS before after an accident, where they can only guess he lost his memory.

So he was a real "Used to have it all but didnt feckin remember it!" sad though...

spectre

Hectorjelly wrote: »

Only one way to deal with the homeless problem IMO

lol, what a great film

semibluff

YULETIRED wrote: »

ya can ge a badgerbugger in any chipper on da northside and selecta ones on the soute side. dore luvely

QFT

William Money

hi stuntman,

i guess you are lucky you have run into a pot limit homeless guy.

Imagine if he was a no limit beggar!!

hotspur

Giving a tramp money and then getting good MOJO is just a coincidence, everyone knows that you have to lick a tramp to absorb his lucky goodness. That's why there are so few pros who crush consistently, many become complacent and refuse to lick them when they get rich. Apparently they have now isolated and distilled the active lucky hobo hormone and you can buy it:


Little known fact - Andy Beal used to buy up debts and recall them on homeowners to create homeless tramps out of people in Texas just so he would have a steady supply to lick when he was playing against the corporation.

nicnicnic

I handed a homeless guy €10 the person walking with me snapped the €10 from him gave him €1 and pocketed the ten

krux

hotspur wrote: »

Giving a tramp money and then getting good MOJO is just a coincidence, everyone knows that you have to lick a tramp to absorb his lucky goodness. That's why there are so few pros who crush consistently, many become complacent and refuse to lick them when they get rich. Apparently they have now isolated and distilled the active lucky hobo hormone and you can buy it:


Little known fact - Andy Beal used to buy up debts and recall them on homeowners to create homeless tramps out of people in Texas just so he would have a steady supply to lick when he was playing against the corporation.

I thought these were samples of Helmuths 'love juice':eek:

hotspur

krux wrote: »

I thought these were samples of Helmuths 'love juice':eek:

They are. It's an even littler known fact that just as Santa Claus visits all the world's children in one night so does Phil Hellmuth visit all the world's tramps every full moon and grinds himself against them to completion. This has spawned many easily dismissed tales of alien abduction anal probing, ghost ectoplasm, el chupacarbra in Latin America etc.from homeless people whom we ignore as crazy.

This is obviously the reason why licking a tramp is good for poker MOJO, it originates from Hellmuth. Otherwise it wouldn't make any sense, duh!

krux

so who pulls Helmuths sleigh?

Hectorjelly

One thing I always wondered about homeless people, why does everyone believe their hard luck tales? If I was begging in the streets and some anxious southside do gooder asked me how I got there, I certainly wouldn't admit it was because my wife threw me out of the house for having sex with our 15 year old babysitter then I lost my job because I was constantly starting physical altercations with customers, or a more boringly (and more likely) because there was only room in their life for booze or their job, and they choose booze.

A taxi driver told me recently he drove some homeless people home to a mansion one night. He had a job so I dont see any reason to doubt him.

GrangeUtd

Hectorjelly wrote: »

One thing I always wondered about homeless people, why does everyone believe their hard luck tales? If I was begging in the streets and some anxious southside do gooder asked me how I got there, I certainly wouldn't admit it was because my wife threw me out of the house for having sex with our 15 year old babysitter then I lost my job because I was constantly starting physical altercations with customers, or a more boringly (and more likely) because there was only room in their life for booze or their job, and they choose booze.

A taxi driver told me recently he drove some homeless people home to a mansion one night. He had a job so I dont see any reason to doubt him.

Must have been Nick Nolte imo.

El Stuntman

hotspur wrote: »

This is obviously the reason why licking a tramp is good for poker MOJO, it originates from Hellmuth. Otherwise it wouldn't make any sense, duh!

I would just like to clarify that I have never licked a tramp

(I have licked many other things but this is not germane to the discussion at hand)

falterego

Hectorjelly wrote: »

A taxi driver told me recently he drove some homeless people home to a mansion one night. He had a job so I dont see any reason to doubt him.

As someone who works in the homeless sector I am always baffled when this trite gets trotted out. Rough estimates of the number of homeless people in Dublin stand at 3,000 (this figure is significantly lower than the reality as counts can never ascertain the number of 'hidden homeless') so if a handful of weird individuals want to play at being homeless as some kind of fcuked up lifestyle choice (anyone read Haunted by Palaniuk?) this completetly invalidates the very real needs of those who are genuinely homeless?

I agree that the vast majority of people are homless people are there because of their own behaviour. Addiction is the number reason for homelessness by far.

EDIT: re-read HJ post, humour meter temporarily disengaged. Read first line and ran for my soap box, whoops!