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The Sicko Thread

dSTAR · 2008-04-30 12:31:19

Whats the sickest, scuzziest thing you have ever done? BTW Don't bother replying with the usual kneejerk replies. Only those who missed the auditions for the 'Jim Rose Circus Sideshow' need apply. Bring it on sick puppies ...

30-04-2008 12:31pm

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dSTAR

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Whats the sickest, scuzziest thing you have ever done?

BTW Don't bother replying with the usual kneejerk replies. Only those who missed the auditions for the 'Jim Rose Circus Sideshow' need apply.

Bring it on sick puppies ...

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#2 30-04-2008 12:36pm

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Sickest thing Pighead ever done was kiss a frog way back in 92. Nearly vomited as our scaly lips and tongues intertwined.

That was definitely, definitely the sickest thing ever. Came about due to losing a bet with a friend. He bet that Pighead wouldn't be able to make a donkey cum in 20 seconds. And he was right. Took 22.:(

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#3 30-04-2008 12:44pm

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Made a goldfish cum using my middle finger. Trouble is they forget they've cum and you have to start again. The Neverending story...

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#4 30-04-2008 12:58pm

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Sickest thing I've done? Yore ma.

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#5 30-04-2008 1:03pm

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MrJoeSoap wrote: »

Sickest thing I've done? Yore ma.

Can't believe it took 3 replies for Yore Ma to make an appearance.

Sickest thing I've ever done? Well according to Abigayle it's post a response in this thread: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055118713&page=7

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#6 30-04-2008 1:07pm

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dSTAR wrote: »

BTW Don't bother replying with the usual kneejerk replies.

MrJoeSoap wrote: »

Sickest thing I've done? Yore ma.

That train is never late!

Accidently - Fell asleep in my own vomit.

On Purpose - hmmm, can't think of anything I've done intentionally which would warrant mentioning.

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#7 30-04-2008 1:16pm

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Sherifu wrote: »

Made a goldfish cum using my middle finger. Trouble is they forget they've cum and you have to start again. The Neverending story...

Class act ..

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#8 30-04-2008 1:59pm

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One Sunday morning I farted on my then girlfriend's face. I'd drank a lot of Guinness and ate a dirty kebab the night before so I had a fairly greasy auld arse. So I lowered my naked arse right over her face and let rip. Trouble was the noise startled her as she was sleeping and jolted up, wedging her mouth and nose right betweem my beef curtains.

She didn't see the funny side.

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#9 30-04-2008 2:02pm

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dSTAR wrote: »

Class act ..

How did you know? It was for Mrs Brown's 5th class pageant.

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#10 30-04-2008 2:04pm

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helped guide a stallion in..

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#11 30-04-2008 2:24pm

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emm im not too proud of dis but at a party once and i was hammered and went to take a slash in the jax but ended up p**sing in my empty cup of vodka red bull instead for the laugh cos i was in a giddy mood i ended putting the cup of piss in the fridge with the intention of taking it out a few mins later.at the end of the party a few of us wer in the kitchen searching for more drink.i opened the fridge saw the cup of piss and went to through it down the kitchen sink before anyone drank it but just as i took it out dis dude(who i didnt really like)grabbed the cup off me and downed it!!!his face kinda went like the cop from dumb and dumber drank the piss haha!i had to make up a story dat it was sum weird drink to save him his dignity!sick i kno!!

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#12 30-04-2008 3:24pm

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In my younger days.................

Me and 2 mates were down in Wexford in our mobile homes for the weekend. Bored - we decided to go to leisure centre nearby. We were only 16 so it was my first time in a sauna. Seeing how the cold water on the hot coals worked got the wheels turning in my head. Next thing you know all three of us had pissed in the bucket. We then left the sauna and went into the jacuzzi outside. Cue 3 English oul' lads going in. About a minute later the same three guys came scurrying out panting and cursing. Oh my, the smell absolutely fetid. In fact it was so bad that they had to close the centre for a few hours!

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