Young guys walking with hands down their tracky bottoms?

AshTrollyDolly · 30-04-2008 1:22am #1

Why oh why do young guys walk around with their hand shoved down their tracky bottoms? I mean what is the obsession with it? Is it just to remind them that '' no it hasnt disapeered and yes its still there''.. Its manky, drives me up the wall! And they prob dont wash their hands after, and then go and eat etc...yuch! I mean, imagine girls walked around with their hand shoved up their top feeling their boob!!

It baffles me! Maybe its a comfort thing that they have.....

Rant over!!:D

ModeSkeletor · 30-04-2008 1:26am

AshTrollyDolly wrote: »

Why oh why do young knackers walk around

FYP

Xavi6 · 30-04-2008 1:26am

AshTrollyDolly wrote: »

imagine girls walked around with their hand shoved up their top feeling their boob!!

Imagine indeed. Mmmmmmmmmm..........

Pretty sure this was done within the last couple of weeks anyway

DEmeant0r · 30-04-2008 1:27am

I put my hands in my tracksuit bottom pockets because I want to warm them up, or cos i'm bored...

JC 2K3 · 30-04-2008 1:28am

Your location is wrong, love. It says "Dublin", but clearly it should read "North Dublin".

useful_contacts · 30-04-2008 1:29am

AshTrollyDolly wrote: »

Why oh why do young guys walk around with their hand shoved down their tracky bottoms? I

tut tut

MEN!

ALWAYS trying to draw out attention down there! LOOK WHAT I GOT!!!:p

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 30-04-2008 1:30am

your hands and face are far, far dirtier than your balls/dick.

far dirtier.

useful_contacts · 30-04-2008 1:33am

Mordeth wrote: »

your hands and face are far, far dirtier than your balls/dick.

far dirtier.

love ta know how you know this

:p:p

dsmythy · 30-04-2008 1:33am

JC 2K3 wrote: »

Your location is wrong, love. It says "Dublin", but clearly it should read "North Dublin".

Yeah, Clontarf well known for it.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 30-04-2008 1:40am

useful_contacts wrote: »

love ta know how you know this :p:p

cos you don't go around opening door handles, puishing lift buttons, touching bin lids or shaking hands with other people using your dick.

Ross_Mahon · 30-04-2008 1:43am

They do it to check if their balls have grown :pac:

useful_contacts · 30-04-2008 1:43am

Mordeth wrote: »

cos you don't go around opening door handles, puishing lift buttons, touching bin lids or shaking hands with other people using your dick.

but most people wash their hands when they go to the loo or touch bin lids etc(i know i do)

Youd be surprised the amount of guys who dont even wash after sex

Oh the herpes:D:D:D

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 30-04-2008 1:46am

that's kjust it though, all you have to do is shake hands with one person who hasn't washed their hands, or maybe they shook hands with someone who shook hands with soeone who shook hands with someone who didn['t wash their hands.

you don't even want to think about what you're carrying if you use a keyboard in a college or a library.

phantom_lord · 30-04-2008 1:46am

Mordeth wrote: »

cos you don't go around opening door handles, puishing lift buttons, touching bin lids or shaking hands with other people using your dick.

yeah, sur all you do with that is excrete bodily fluids.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 30-04-2008 1:49am

bodily fluids aren't dangerous though......
the only reason peiople think of the genitals as 'dirty' is because of the corrosive impact of christianity on our culture.

dicks out!

AshTrollyDolly · 30-04-2008 1:50am

JC 2K3 wrote: »

Your location is wrong, love. It says "Dublin", but clearly it should read "North Dublin".

Im sure there are skangers in South Dublin too.... but I dont wanna get into the whole northside / southside rivalry... i believe there is a thread for that under the worst area in dublin.....

I just dont get y these knackballs do it... the reason I brought It up was because when I was driving home from work late tonight, this skank walks up the road doing it, with the white socks over the tracky bottoms ( revival of the 80's maybe?!? ) and honks up a big loada spit!!!!!:(

monkeyfudge · 30-04-2008 1:52am

JC 2K3 wrote: »

Your location is wrong, love. It says "Dublin", but clearly it should read "North Dublin".

Yeah... because Ballyfermot and Dolphin's Barn are on the North side.

Ross_Mahon · 30-04-2008 1:53am

AshTrollyDolly wrote: »

Im sure there are skangers in South Dublin too.... but I dont wanna get into the whole northside / southside rivalry... i believe there is a thread for that under the worst area in dublin.....

I just dont get y these knackballs do it... the reason I brought It up was because when I was driving home from work late tonight, this skank walks up the road doing it, with the white socks over the tracky bottoms ( revival of the 80's maybe?!? ) and honks up a big loada spit!!!!!:(

That was probably me...

AshTrollyDolly · 30-04-2008 1:54am

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Yeah... because Ballyfermot and Dolphin's Barn are on the North side.

Thank you! Exactly my point!! And since when did clontarf become knackery??

Black Swan · 30-04-2008 2:03am

AshTrollyDolly wrote: »

And they prob dont wash their hands after, and then go and eat etc...yuch! I mean, imagine girls walked around with their hand shoved up their top feeling their boob!! It baffles me! Maybe its a comfort thing that they have.....

When in the States you should go to a major league baseball game... Some pitchers have a routine they go through before throwing the ball. Check the bases for runners, spit, adjust (down there), watch for the signal from the catcher, wind-up, and throw the ball.

(I'm sure that someone who is into American baseball could tell it better...)

monkeyfudge · 30-04-2008 2:03am

Can't say I've noticed this particular behavior pattern though.

But I tend not to pay much attention to the crotch area of skangers.

AshTrollyDolly · 30-04-2008 2:06am

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

When in the States you should go to a major league baseball game... Some pitchers have a routine they go through before throwing the ball. Check the bases for runners, spit, adjust (down there), watch for the signal from the catcher, wind-up, and throw the ball.

(I'm sure that someone who is into American baseball could tell it better...)

Ive been to a few games... I get your point but its a totally different ball game ( excuse the pun!!!!;)) when dealing with pro US baseball players and irish skanks!!!!

randylonghorn · 30-04-2008 6:26am

AshTrollyDolly wrote: »

Is it just to remind them that '' no it hasnt disapeered and yes its still there''

In most cases, I reckon they're trying to find it / figure out what it's for.

AshTrollyDolly wrote: »

I mean, imagine girls walked around with their hand shoved up their top feeling their boob!!

[HomerSimpson] Drool!! [/HomerSimpson]

Mordeth wrote: »

cos you don't go around opening door handles, puishing lift buttons, touching bin lids or shaking hands with other people using your dick.

You really don't know me, do you?!

Abi · 30-04-2008 7:08am

When I was a young Abigayle sat outside with the neighbours kids pretending I liked / got the point of fancy papers.. my young male neigbour used to come out of his house munching a sandwich with one hand, and the other was down his pants. And as if this vision wasnt bad enough - he twisted really quickly down the road while doing this.

I recall thinking "What the fuck is he doing and whhhyyy?

The more disturbing part about it was, when little Abigayle grew up (not much, but a little) she decided to find out what the facination was.

Fuck all tbh.

Saint_Mel · 30-04-2008 7:56am

Not just skangers and not just Dublin.
Seen a few lads in Athlone walking through town with both hands below the
waistband yesterday :eek:

The Real B-man · 30-04-2008 8:16am

Mordeth wrote: »

bodily fluids aren't dangerous though......
the only reason peiople think of the genitals as 'dirty' is because of the corrosive impact of christianity on our culture.

dicks out!

Ohh so a HIV isnt dangerous?

chopperbyrne · 30-04-2008 8:25am

The Real B-man wrote: »

Ohh so a HIV isnt dangerous?

HIV isn't a bodily fluid.

Sherifu · 30-04-2008 9:07am

The Real B-man wrote: »

Ohh so a HIV isnt dangerous?

Not if it's sexy aids.

Fulton Crown · 30-04-2008 10:46am

Interesting thread but really very simple explanation.

Some clues in previous posts around the lack of hygene in the male species (skanger variety).

I can well understand Dolly's puzzlement at the sight of so many lads with their paws down their trakkies (they are nearly always grey as well - curious).
Dolly probably showers daily and makes sure the old Klopper is well scrubbed after each "usage" - uses the deoderants and oils and changes the "scanties" at least daily - so "down there" all clean oiled and no doubt smelling nice !:D

Male Skangers on the other hand (pardon the pun) are somewhat less fastidious about personal hygene - couple dabs of "High Karate" under the oxters on Saturday probably constitutes their only attempt at a wash.

In those circumstances dirt an sweat build up - particularly in those awkward places - add a week old set of kakks to that mix an what do you get ????

One fcukin terrible itch - which requires constant "rootin an tearin" which is what these guys are doing with their hands down their trakkies.....

There now !! Anythin else ????::)

The_B_Man · 30-04-2008 11:31am

ye its not fair! we'd all love to walk around havin a feel the whole day, but i've been told its disruptive to my office environment. its just not fair!

AnonoBoy · 30-04-2008 12:07pm

Abigayle wrote: »

And as if this vision wasnt bad enough - he twisted really quickly down the road while doing this.

He twisted down the road? Did a Chubby Checker inspired dance down the road?

The more disturbing part about it was, when little Abigayle grew up (not much, but a little) she decided to find out what the facination was.
Fuck all tbh.

Neighbour boy was probably happy you took the time to investigate though.

Young guys walking with hands down their tracky bottoms?

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