Young guys walking with hands down their tracky bottoms?

AshTrollyDolly

Why oh why do young guys walk around with their hand shoved down their tracky bottoms? I mean what is the obsession with it? Is it just to remind them that '' no it hasnt disapeered and yes its still there''.. Its manky, drives me up the wall! And they prob dont wash their hands after, and then go and eat etc...yuch! I mean, imagine girls walked around with their hand shoved up their top feeling their boob!! It baffles me! Maybe its a comfort thing that they have.....

Rant over!!:D

ModeSkeletor

AshTrollyDolly wrote: »

Why oh why do young knackers walk around

FYP

Xavi6

AshTrollyDolly wrote: »

imagine girls walked around with their hand shoved up their top feeling their boob!!

Imagine indeed. Mmmmmmmmmm..........

Pretty sure this was done within the last couple of weeks anyway

DEmeant0r

I put my hands in my tracksuit bottom pockets because I want to warm them up, or cos i'm bored...

JC 2K3

Your location is wrong, love. It says "Dublin", but clearly it should read "North Dublin".

useful_contacts

AshTrollyDolly wrote: »

Why oh why do young guys walk around with their hand shoved down their tracky bottoms? I

tut tut

MEN!

ALWAYS trying to draw out attention down there! LOOK WHAT I GOT!!!:p

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

your hands and face are far, far dirtier than your balls/dick.

far dirtier.

useful_contacts

Mordeth wrote: »

your hands and face are far, far dirtier than your balls/dick.

far dirtier.

love ta know how you know this :p:p

dsmythy

JC 2K3 wrote: »

Your location is wrong, love. It says "Dublin", but clearly it should read "North Dublin".

Yeah, Clontarf well known for it.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

useful_contacts wrote: »

love ta know how you know this :p:p

cos you don't go around opening door handles, puishing lift buttons, touching bin lids or shaking hands with other people using your dick.

Ross_Mahon

They do it to check if their balls have grown :pac:

useful_contacts

Mordeth wrote: »

cos you don't go around opening door handles, puishing lift buttons, touching bin lids or shaking hands with other people using your dick.

but most people wash their hands when they go to the loo or touch bin lids etc(i know i do)

Youd be surprised the amount of guys who dont even wash after sex

Oh the herpes:D:D:D

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

that's kjust it though, all you have to do is shake hands with one person who hasn't washed their hands, or maybe they shook hands with someone who shook hands with soeone who shook hands with someone who didn['t wash their hands.

you don't even want to think about what you're carrying if you use a keyboard in a college or a library.

phantom_lord

Mordeth wrote: »

cos you don't go around opening door handles, puishing lift buttons, touching bin lids or shaking hands with other people using your dick.

yeah, sur all you do with that is excrete bodily fluids.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

bodily fluids aren't dangerous though......
the only reason peiople think of the genitals as 'dirty' is because of the corrosive impact of christianity on our culture.

dicks out!

AshTrollyDolly

JC 2K3 wrote: »

Your location is wrong, love. It says "Dublin", but clearly it should read "North Dublin".

Im sure there are skangers in South Dublin too.... but I dont wanna get into the whole northside / southside rivalry... i believe there is a thread for that under the worst area in dublin.....

I just dont get y these knackballs do it... the reason I brought It up was because when I was driving home from work late tonight, this skank walks up the road doing it, with the white socks over the tracky bottoms ( revival of the 80's maybe?!? ) and honks up a big loada spit!!!!!:(

monkeyfudge

JC 2K3 wrote: »

Your location is wrong, love. It says "Dublin", but clearly it should read "North Dublin".

Yeah... because Ballyfermot and Dolphin's Barn are on the North side.

Ross_Mahon

AshTrollyDolly wrote: »

Im sure there are skangers in South Dublin too.... but I dont wanna get into the whole northside / southside rivalry... i believe there is a thread for that under the worst area in dublin.....

I just dont get y these knackballs do it... the reason I brought It up was because when I was driving home from work late tonight, this skank walks up the road doing it, with the white socks over the tracky bottoms ( revival of the 80's maybe?!? ) and honks up a big loada spit!!!!!:(

That was probably me...

AshTrollyDolly

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Yeah... because Ballyfermot and Dolphin's Barn are on the North side.

Thank you! Exactly my point!! And since when did clontarf become knackery??

Black Swan

AshTrollyDolly wrote: »

And they prob dont wash their hands after, and then go and eat etc...yuch! I mean, imagine girls walked around with their hand shoved up their top feeling their boob!! It baffles me! Maybe its a comfort thing that they have.....

When in the States you should go to a major league baseball game... Some pitchers have a routine they go through before throwing the ball. Check the bases for runners, spit, adjust (down there), watch for the signal from the catcher, wind-up, and throw the ball.




(I'm sure that someone who is into American baseball could tell it better...)

monkeyfudge

Can't say I've noticed this particular behavior pattern though.

But I tend not to pay much attention to the crotch area of skangers.

AshTrollyDolly

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

When in the States you should go to a major league baseball game... Some pitchers have a routine they go through before throwing the ball. Check the bases for runners, spit, adjust (down there), watch for the signal from the catcher, wind-up, and throw the ball.




(I'm sure that someone who is into American baseball could tell it better...)

Ive been to a few games... I get your point but its a totally different ball game ( excuse the pun!!!!;)) when dealing with pro US baseball players and irish skanks!!!!

randylonghorn

AshTrollyDolly wrote: »

Is it just to remind them that '' no it hasnt disapeered and yes its still there''

In most cases, I reckon they're trying to find it / figure out what it's for.

AshTrollyDolly wrote: »

I mean, imagine girls walked around with their hand shoved up their top feeling their boob!!

[HomerSimpson] Drool!! [/HomerSimpson]

Mordeth wrote: »

cos you don't go around opening door handles, puishing lift buttons, touching bin lids or shaking hands with other people using your dick.

You really don't know me, do you?!

Abi

When I was a young Abigayle sat outside with the neighbours kids pretending I liked / got the point of fancy papers.. my young male neigbour used to come out of his house munching a sandwich with one hand, and the other was down his pants. And as if this vision wasnt bad enough - he twisted really quickly down the road while doing this.

I recall thinking "What the fuck is he doing and whhhyyy?

The more disturbing part about it was, when little Abigayle grew up (not much, but a little) she decided to find out what the facination was.

Fuck all tbh.

Saint_Mel

Not just skangers and not just Dublin.
Seen a few lads in Athlone walking through town with both hands below the
waistband yesterday :eek:

The Real B-man

Mordeth wrote: »

bodily fluids aren't dangerous though......
the only reason peiople think of the genitals as 'dirty' is because of the corrosive impact of christianity on our culture.

dicks out!

Ohh so a HIV isnt dangerous?

chopperbyrne

The Real B-man wrote: »

Ohh so a HIV isnt dangerous?

HIV isn't a bodily fluid.

Sherifu

The Real B-man wrote: »

Ohh so a HIV isnt dangerous?

Not if it's sexy aids.

Fulton Crown

Interesting thread but really very simple explanation.

Some clues in previous posts around the lack of hygene in the male species (skanger variety).

I can well understand Dolly's puzzlement at the sight of so many lads with their paws down their trakkies (they are nearly always grey as well - curious).
Dolly probably showers daily and makes sure the old Klopper is well scrubbed after each "usage" - uses the deoderants and oils and changes the "scanties" at least daily - so "down there" all clean oiled and no doubt smelling nice !:D

Male Skangers on the other hand (pardon the pun) are somewhat less fastidious about personal hygene - couple dabs of "High Karate" under the oxters on Saturday probably constitutes their only attempt at a wash.

In those circumstances dirt an sweat build up - particularly in those awkward places - add a week old set of kakks to that mix an what do you get ????

One fcukin terrible itch - which requires constant "rootin an tearin" which is what these guys are doing with their hands down their trakkies.....

There now !! Anythin else ????::)

The_B_Man

ye its not fair! we'd all love to walk around havin a feel the whole day, but i've been told its disruptive to my office environment. its just not fair!

AnonoBoy

Abigayle wrote: »

And as if this vision wasnt bad enough - he twisted really quickly down the road while doing this.

He twisted down the road? Did a Chubby Checker inspired dance down the road?

The more disturbing part about it was, when little Abigayle grew up (not much, but a little) she decided to find out what the facination was.
Fuck all tbh.

Neighbour boy was probably happy you took the time to investigate though.

escobar

AshTrollyDolly wrote: »

Im sure there are skangers in South Dublin too.... but I dont wanna get into the whole northside / southside rivalry... i believe there is a thread for that under the worst area in dublin.....

I just dont get y these knackballs do it... the reason I brought It up was because when I was driving home from work late tonight, this skank walks up the road doing it, with the white socks over the tracky bottoms ( revival of the 80's maybe?!? ) and honks up a big loada spit!!!!!:(

Have to agree tallaght is on the southside for god's sake. North and south is obsolete . There's a west of Dublin and I'd say that's the worst. I think unless you're in Dunlaoghaire Rathdown you shouldn't be able to call yourself a southsider .
p.s. wearing sports wear as fashion wear :eek:....tut tut ....ugh... I can imagine the gold jewellery and the baseball caps as well ...doesn't bear thinking about

funk-you

It's for extra support. We all know the knacks have the big balls.

-Funk

dSTAR

Mordeth wrote: »

......the only reason peiople think of the genitals as 'dirty' is because of the corrosive impact of christianity on our culture.

Spot on matey!

Lets say one particularly chilly morning and I am standing at the tram stop waiting for my tram to arrive freezing my absolute balls off. Nobody would bat an eyelid if I rubbed my hands together quite vigorously in an attempt to warm myself up but as soon as I warm up wee willy winky (and by jove he IS in this cold) I get called a pervert.

You get the point ...

weemcd

its knackery as fauk but there is no greater pleasure than getting planted infront of the tv, remote in one hand, other hand down the kacks, of this i assure you. I'm a terrible wan for it, to the point where it disturbs my house mates.

These lads just talk their home habbits out with them when they go for a stroll to pick up some regal filter. I've been known to walk about in public this way myself, for shame...:(:pac:

Radharc na Sleibhte

The_B_Man wrote: »

ye its not fair! we'd all love to walk around havin a feel the whole day, but i've been told its disruptive to my office environment. its just not fair!

Sometimes those skangers dunno how lucky they are.....

Radharc na Sleibhte

weemcd wrote: »

there is no greater pleasure than getting planted infront of the tv, remote in one hand, other hand down the kacks

Oh agreed.

ryukobain

I was out with a friend (Ben, in case another friend reads this and thinks i'm reffering to him) for a few drinks last week. When I met up with him he was already with some guy lashing into the beer. I wasn't particularly interested who he was or how Ben knew him, just ordered my drinks and tried to have a laugh, later we were talking to a few girls and this guy kept playing with himself, I pointed it out to him later because I didn't want to humiliate him in front of the girls. Another pub, another set of girls, another masturbation routine. It was unbelieveable. Then I was in the toilet and he was staring at my penis. It was like something from Curb Your Enthusiasm. Needless to say some kind of penis obsession and no i didn't shake his hand. WIERD!

Niamho!

its ridiculous!! they deserve to be run over. and they're always the Skangs.

and seeing as im here i'll go off topic a bit and say that another thing that deserves a good slap at least are some of the awful silly looking hair-do's out there!!! on the blokes and the girls!! if i was a hairdresser i'd refuse to do it. so HA!

AnonoBoy

Niamho! wrote: »

its ridiculous!! they deserve to be run over. and they're always the Skangs.
another thing that deserves a good slap at least are some of the awful silly looking hair-do's out there!!! on the blokes and the girls!! if i was a hairdresser i'd refuse to do it. so HA!

Any hairdresser who refuses to cut their customer's hair the way they want it deserves to be run over!

Oh how the tables have turned Niamho!

Abi

AnonoBoy wrote: »

He twisted down the road? Did a Chubby Checker inspired dance down the road?.

You would have to see it. Now I dont mean on the path. The boy did this all the way down the road to a green area. He wasnt looking down the at the ground either, watching where he was going. I used to always wonder what was going on in the jocks that would make him completely oblivious to on-coming traffic. So at some point, something flicked. I had to find out.

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Neighbour boy was probably happy you took the time to investigate though.

Indeed he was. It was mildly interesting, but not enough imo to have so many NDE's a day.

Tigger

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Yeah... because Ballyfermot and Dolphin's Barn are on the North side.

good i hope they stay there

Sam Vimes

they're probably just really worried about testicular cancer and want to know in seconds if they develop a lump

kowloon

Its all plate tectonics, all the scummer areas were at one time on the northside and the date raping silver spooners on the south.
SCIENCE PEOPLE!