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Rubbish Jokes

  • 26-04-2008 9:39am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 686 ✭✭✭


    A man is lying in bed with his wife when she rolls over and says "Tell me something dirty."

    He replys "The Dishes."


    Viagra:
    Something for the weak end.


    I was walking in a cemetery this morning and seen a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said "morning."
    He replied, "No, just having a sh1t."


    A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
    'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'
    'Not yet,' she replied.


    My mate Sid was a victim of I.D. theft.
    He's just called S now.

    :o:o
    Sorry, they were pretty bad, but i have a valid excuse.
    I only know crap jokes


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10 Visional


    mickrourke wrote: »
    A man is lying in bed with his wife when she rolls over and says "Tell me something dirty."

    He replys "The Dishes."


    Viagra:
    Something for the weak end.


    I was walking in a cemetery this morning and seen a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said "morning."
    He replied, "No, just having a sh1t."


    A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
    'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'
    'Not yet,' she replied.


    My mate Sid was a victim of I.D. theft.
    He's just called S now.

    :o:o
    Sorry, they were pretty bad, but i have a valid excuse.
    I only know crap jokes

    ALL Taken from Sickipedia.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 686 ✭✭✭mickrourke


    Visional wrote: »
    ALL Taken from Sickipedia.

    well, I normally get my jokes from the internet or books, and, you are correct, that batch did come from Sickipedia.
    As for your jokes, where did they come from?
    Hang on, where are your jokes? :confused:


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,972 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    mickrourke wrote: »
    well, I normally get my jokes from the internet or books, and, you are correct, that batch did come from Sickipedia.
    As for your jokes, where did they come from?
    Hang on, where are your jokes? :confused:

    lmao!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,801 ✭✭✭✭Gary ITR


    well done mick


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,602 ✭✭✭patmac


    mickrourke wrote: »
    well, I normally get my jokes from the internet or books, and, you are correct, that batch did come from Sickipedia.
    As for your jokes, where did they come from?
    Hang on, where are your jokes? :confused:

    Lol Visional didn't see that coming.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 960 ✭✭✭:|


    mickrourke wrote: »
    well, I normally get my jokes from the internet or books, and, you are correct, that batch did come from Sickipedia.
    As for your jokes, where did they come from?
    Hang on, where are your jokes? :confused:

    Oooo burn!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14 markb86


    What do u call an Irish guy who stays out all night?


    Patty O'Furniture


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭Havermeyer


    What do u call an Irish guy who stays out all night?


    Patty O'Furniture

    I thought it was Paddy O'Furniture. Isn't Patty more of a girl's name?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    Absolute trash ! Garbage


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