Ever accidentally followed through on a fart?

congo_90

Ok first things first I haven't. ever. I was just tinking this the other day when a friend the other day was afraid to fart because he was too hungover and was afraid of the horrible beer sh1te caused by a follow through.

Yes this is the sickest/ most pointless thread in the history of boards and i'm probably bordering a ban aren't i?

Anyhow have you ever come across someone who has? (perhaps leave names out)

Fremen

Yep, me, in Thailand. If you've been there, you'll understand. The entire time you're in the damn country, your stomach is in knots because of the food. Was taking a piss at the time, then had to run into a cubicle.

Left my boxers there, because I didn't know what to do with them

congo_90

lol That bad eh? i heard some of the toilets there are kinda like holes in the ground too!!! i've come close before but saved the day just in time by turning around.

hope mods don't lock this its going to be a funny one...

FunkyChicken

Never actually followed through but once near the end of religion class I was telling my friend something and went oh oh listen to this and got ready to do a mad loud one, but I turtled instead and had to leg it out to the jacks. The fuckin teacher almost didnt let me go either. Scary stuff

flanum

Me a few times and loads of me mates loads of times.. mainly at fleadhs festivals!
last time happened to me, i was after bein on a major rip the night before i was to fly to prague for a paddys weekend sesiun! well anyway i was just walkin a lassie home that i awas shiftin at the time, kissed her goodnight and promptly farted, man this was rough.. this wasnt just a little nugget of poop, this was major gravy down the leg.. i can only describe the smell as......"buckfast/benylin kind of sweet shtty smell"! well i wasnt too far from home so i waddled home and got quickly up to bathroom, gently took the ruined kecks and boxers off and threw them into a plastic bag and had shower and off to bed.
next morning at 6am had to jump into a taxi, was living at my parents house at the time so i didnt want to leave the messy parcel behind.. i brought it in the taxi hoping to dump it at the airport...between this and that i didnt get the chance and had to stuff it into my hand luggage..

basically i eventually got rid of it in a bin outside the hotel in prague... messy!

congo_90

lol well its my 18th this friday i plan to drink both days also the good oul boys at guinness sent me a card with a vocher so mite give guiness a go... heard its like colon irrigation without the big pipe shoved up ya.. just hope i make the toilet in time

nkay1985

flanum wrote: »

Me a few times and loads of me mates loads of times.. mainly at fleadhs festivals!
last time happened to me, i was after bein on a major rip the night before i was to fly to prague for a paddys weekend sesiun! well anyway i was just walkin a lassie home that i awas shiftin at the time, kissed her goodnight and promptly farted, man this was rough.. this wasnt just a little nugget of poop, this was major gravy down the leg.. i can only describe the smell as......"buckfast/benylin kind of sweet shtty smell"! well i wasnt too far from home so i waddled home and got quickly up to bathroom, gently took the ruined kecks and boxers off and threw them into a plastic bag and had shower and off to bed.
next morning at 6am had to jump into a taxi, was living at my parents house at the time so i didnt want to leave the messy parcel behind.. i brought it in the taxi hoping to dump it at the airport...between this and that i didnt get the chance and had to stuff it into my hand luggage..

basically i eventually got rid of it in a bin outside the hotel in prague... messy!

I actually had to read this thread, and particularly this post, in short bursts because I was finding it so hard to not absolutely p!ss myself laughing, and I'm in work with one other person in the office! Would've been a bit odd.

flanum wrote: »

i can only describe the smell as......"buckfast/benylin kind of sweet shtty smell"!

I think this quote also makes it into my sig. It's starting to become something of an homage to Flanum seemingly.

ThE_IVIAcIVIAIV

never happened to me but very nearly! brilliant thread, made me laugh hard


EDIT : isn't what the OP describing called ''Shart''?

Overheal

congo_90 wrote: »

Yes this is the sickest/ most pointless thread in the history of boards and i'm probably bordering a ban aren't i?

Its adorable because you still don't know about After Hours.

Carry on my son.

congo_90

Overheal wrote: »

Its adorable because you still don't know about After Hours.

Carry on my son.

meh i'm still learning the ropes around here...

Rb

I regret ever opening this thread.

Xavi6

ThE_IVIAcIVIAIV wrote: »

never happened to me but very nearly! brilliant thread, made me laugh hard


EDIT : isn't what the OP describing called ''Shart''?

Tis indeed a Shart. Responsible for many a skid mark

nkay1985

rb_ie wrote: »

I regret ever opening this thread.

Tell the truth, you think this is the best thread you've ever read. You're just ashamed of slumming it with the rest of us degenerates at 3am!!!

wandatowell

Fremen wrote: »

Yep, me, in Thailand. If you've been there, you'll understand. The entire time you're in the damn country, your stomach is in knots because of the food. Was taking a piss at the time, then had to run into a cubicle.

Left my boxers there, because I didn't know what to do with them

lol my buddy was in Thailand and a few other boardering countries for 5 weeks and he spent the first 3 days on the jaxx, the poor guy couldnt get off the thing

flanum

rb_ie wrote: »

I regret ever opening this thread.

please change your avatar!! its class!

a shart is a follow through..

whereas "farticles" are the tiny little fragments of poo that get blown out of somebodys bum when they fart and stick to the inside of your nostrils!

congo_90

a farticle is just a fart. When you smell a fart thats what it is. Tiny $hite particales gone up your nose. i always laugh when i fart and think of it because i essentially took a dump on everyone nearby me

Rb

flanum wrote: »

please change your avatar!! its class!

a shart is a follow through..

whereas "farticles" are the tiny little fragments of poo that get blown out of somebodys bum when they fart and stick to the inside of your nostrils!

If it'd class why would I change it?

flanum

yeah i know, doesnt really make sense, i mean it looked like yor avatar was saying "i regret ever opening this thread" and "that fella/thing" off youtube will always annoy me, but i think its too class to forget, but at the same time he'd do yer head in........sort of!!

The Walsho

Accidentally?

Nope.

FlutterinBantam

Amateurs, I sorry to say. When operating in the tropics,it always helps to have the male tampon on place for at least the first few days.

This is a good wodge of shíte paper jammed between the arse cheeks nestling up against the balloon knot.Nice tight kex will keep her in place and in the event of follow thru will give the person a chance to make the khasi before disaster.

Would have thought you well travelled people would have known that one.

certainly saved my bacon in Singapore on a long bus journey,when wearing tropical whites and unloaded a bit at the O-ring,when trying to release a "crop duster".Damage would have extensive were it not for a good bum rag in place,and very embarrassing indeed.

cabrwab

Congo great thread best few minutes read ive had so feel like ive got to contribute.

This has happened twice to me, both time when really sick, watching TV, thinking i was stinking the room up good when there was a warm gooy substance after. Quickly forgetting i was feeling ill running to the john before anymore damage was done.

Most horrible feeling in the world.
I suppose it happens sometimes!

TerrorFirmer

Thankfully, no. though one of my friends did recently tell me that he was watching tv after a heavy night out, let out a roaring fart, thought nothing of it. Was on his way to college later in the same clothes when he caught sight of himself by chance in the full length mirror in his hallway as he was leaving - brown stain the entire back of his arse. close one.

Sherifu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiNZdTSH3-A

nevaeh-2die-4

I was once showing off doing sort of a cowboy wild wild wild west where I was pointing my fingers in the air as if I was shooting a gun, after like 4 farts in a row the 5th I thought it would be an air bomb but my ankle felt the tap of some brown gravy.

flanum

heh that horrible "hairs standing on your neck" moment!

a dead give away is the "fish-eyes" look on somebody, seen it on a couple of mates mid-tune at sesiuns, they then hurriedly go to the jacks as soon as the tune is over!!

ScumLord

I've come close. Especially when a took that fleet stuff.

I bet this has happened to a few people in Galway last summer.

Freakin cryptosporidium!

But no, I don't think it's ever happened to me before. I generally let off those "silent but violent" farts.