Where do you hide your sekrit stuff?

Dave!

Hey folks,

Just wondering where ye all keep your personal stuff that you don't want the folks/kids/siblings/other half to find.

eg.
-porn
-drugs
-'toys'

Got any super-top-sekrit compartments in the bedroom? A loose floor-board? A safe hidden behind a painting?

connundrum

I haves no sekrits!

:pac:

An "entraprenuer" I knew used to keep his "stuff" in a safe that looked like a double electrical socket. You put the key in the socket to open it!

aidan_walsh

o/ Hi everybody's Moms. Quick, look at this thread!

jd83

ronoc wrote: »

An "entraprenuer" I knew used to keep his "stuff" in a safe that looked like a double electrical socket. You put the key in the socket to open it!

Wouldnt want to stick your key in the wrong socket.

Ron DMC

ronoc wrote: »

An "entraprenuer" I knew used to keep his "stuff" in a safe that looked like a double electrical socket. You put the key in the socket to open it!

Genius. I'm so gonna make one of those.

Might even wire up one of the plug sockets as a real one and plug stuff into it to throw people off the scent.

Rb

There was a small compartment in the skirting board of my bedroom that I used to hide stuff in when I was really young.

When I was older though, my parents never snooped so I didn't really need to hide anything, per se, just keep it out of sight such as in my coat pocket.

ImDave

I used to take the traditional approach to things when I was younger. Under the bed. Didn't work to well though :rolleyes:

Krieg

All my porn is digital and I keep it 3 clicks away from the desktop, ie; I don't hide it in system 32 or some random program file. That said, Im the only person who uses this comp.
I used to keep drugs in a lock box stored in my bed (cut a corner of lining underneath and stuffed it in). But I dont do any drugs these days so no need for it. I do store my money in a nice location which im not going to reveal here!

I thought of a great idea the other day - Buy a large cheap crappy safe and put it in your wardrobe, but put nothing in it (except for a note saying HAHAHA **** YOU!). Any potential thief is going to take the safe no matter what, which will more than likely fill his load for the night, leaving (most) of your other stuff alone.

Theres probably some major flaw in there that I havent spotted yet, but sounds good to me

Homer

*forwards link to shanon matthews mother*

Tigger

ronoc wrote: »

An "entraprenuer" I knew used to keep his "stuff" in a safe that looked like a double electrical socket. You put the key in the socket to open it!

was that me?

Sherifu

In my pants. O.o

useful_contacts

DaveMcG wrote: »

Hey folks,

Just wondering where ye all keep your personal stuff that you don't want the folks/kids/siblings/other half to find.

Porn = on my dresser
drugs = dont do them but if they did , on my dresser
toys = on my dresser

i dont hide nothing:D

Jay P

My parents stay away, mostly because Ive clothes, cds and magazines (not dirty ones) all over the floor. But just in case they do, my bottle of JD is under a bunch of clothes I never wear in my wardrobe and my beer is in a bag is under the part where I hang up my clothes. Have no porn or toys, but I happy:cool:

Dave!

useful_contacts wrote: »

Porn = on my dresser
drugs = dont do them but if they did , on my dresser
toys = on my dresser

i dont hide nothing:D

Then where's Madeline, huh?! :mad:

Steve

Krieg wrote: »

I thought of a great idea the other day - Buy a large cheap crappy safe and put it in your wardrobe, but put nothing in it (except for a note saying HAHAHA **** YOU!). Any potential thief is going to take the safe no matter what, which will more than likely fill his load for the night, leaving (most) of your other stuff alone.

I like it. :D:D

Sellotape the note to a brick inside the safe for extra LOLs.

Spyral

I hide madeline in my basement along with some toys. She's happier there than with her uber rich parent anyway... :pac::pac::pac:

Gekko

If I told you I'd have to kill you

I don't really have anything to hide .. as such. Just the normal stuff like condoms and whatnot.

@ contacts; what toys are we talking about here? Jenga? Hungry Hippos?

jellie

dont have much secret stuff, other than things like sexy underwear & condoms that i wouldnt want my mother to see (regardless of whether or not she knows it exists!). I hide at the back of the wardrobe under old clothes i dont wear anymore. not really anything worth robbing though!

AckwelFoley

I have no porn.

And when i did have weed i kept it on the kitchen table beside the sugar.

star-pants

Don't think I have any of the OPs listed items...

I know my mother at one point kept savings under a corner of the carpet in her room.

old boy

at my age, its kept in my head

Aisling(",)

anything small i had to keep hidden i pic in behind photos in an ablum in my room or under the black bit in jewelery boxes..big things generally under clothes in a drawer or on top of my wardrobe.

MizzLolly

I don't have stuff to hide...

*sniffles...

Overheal

my parents werent snoopers really. it was enough to keep my porn and my hashpipe out of direct line of sight.

Creamy Goodness

fleshlight is in my toolbox.