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Lets have drinks tonight, dont forget your knife!

  • 21-04-2008 6:08am
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    In comparison, our nights out are pretty boring!
    wrote:
    'Knife In Your Back'

    A Russian man got a nasty surprise when he returned home after a drunken night out - his wife found a knife in his back.

    The man was stabbed in the back a by a friend. Yuri Laylin had thrust the blade into the 53-year-old after playing a variation of Russian roulette.

    The game involved the players drinking vodka and dancing round a blindfolded man carrying a knife.

    Mr Laylin said he did not feel any pain until he went home.

    He said: "We had a few vodkas and I remember playing some silly games and someone had a large knife.
    "I came home, went to sleep as usual and woke up when my wife started screaming.

    "Only then did I realise what had happened."

    Doctors said the knife went four inches into his back but missed his vital organs.

    "The alcohol he drank must have acted as an anaesthetic, otherwise he would have been in great pain," one of the doctors said.

    His alleged attacker reported the crime to the police himself.

    Mad fuckers.


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,919 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    That's not a knife, that's a spoon!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    I see you've played knifey-spooney before Xavi!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Murder in the dark played for keeps. Cool.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    fucking brilliant. G'wan the commies.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,971 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    I'm surprised nobody has tried to recommend this as the new sport of my home city...:rolleyes: ;):D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    An Fhile wrote: »
    I'm surprised nobody has tried to recommend this as the new sport of my home city...:rolleyes: ;):D

    Sure they've been playing it for years...
    Where do you think the Russians got the idea?

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,354 ✭✭✭smellslikeshoes


    The poor wife must have gotten some fright :D


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